dispatch from Pitt Dad: New England College defeats Maine Maritime 14-10, for their first win of the year, and in 51 years!!! ONE IN A ROW! ONE IN A ROW! ONE IN A ROW! VICTORY IN THE ONLY HENNIKER ON EARTH!!!

If I had a nickle for every time Tennessee took a safety against a team wearing crimson in the last two years, I'd have two nickles

This baseball game has officially outlasted the college football game across town that started an hour after it

Everyone get to CBS right now

can't even be struck by lightning and killed because of woke

There are some very brave Kansas State fans in Boston, apparently.

Keep the American experiment alive.

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I know this is old news, but here's how I would've built the 2026 Formula 1 calendar: 3/8 - Australia 3/15 - Japan 3/29 - China 4/12 - Bahrain 4/19 - Qatar 4/26 - Spain 5/10 - Miami 5/24 - Monaco 5/31 - Madrid (but actually Imola) 6/14 - Hungary 6/28 - Austria 7/12 - Britain 7/26 - Canada

This is the funniest golf I've ever seen oh my god

THEY WORKED US SO GOOD

Merry Racing Christmas to all who celebrate!

It's 3:58 am. The pilgrimage to Indianapolis begins.

Since when is Raffy Devers a speed demon?

I have to assume this was absolutely bumping in the room of tears.

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Chicago Pope

Lol one of the CBS correspondents in St. Peter’s square said they say someone in the crowd waving a Terrible Towel @sickoscommittee.org

LET THE VATICAN BAND PLAY NECK

It's happening.

12:05 PM: I finish my final college assignment. 12:08 PM: Habemus Papam!

PWHL Final Regular Season Elo Ratings: 1. Montréal - 1519.13 2. Toronto - 1516.77 3. Minnesota - 1514.33 4. Boston - 1499.05 5. Ottawa - 1487.92 6. New York - 1479.10

Lando Norris just does not have that killer instinct that Verstappen has. He's wayyy too cautious.

Everything you need to know about that catch

Never in a trillion trillion years could this be repeated.

The Browns are playing 6D chess for some reason

Pound. The. Rock.

Nick Pivetta is going to win the NL Cy Young. Book it.

My family is intact, I have held multiple jobs, I paid my taxes last week, I'm a baseball umpire, I have been on a date, I have written a poem, and I can use the bathroom all by myself like a big boy. Oh, and I'm autistic.

The hard rock channel on the school shuttle just started playing Imagine Dragons after the bumper. Peak comedy has been achieved.

PWHL Elo Ratings with nine games to play in the regular season: 1. Toronto - 1522.24 2. Montreal - 1514.63 3. Minnesota - 1506.75 4. Boston - 1504.04 5. Ottawa - 1487.68 6. New York - 1478.67

It appears that Niagara University forward Jay Ahearn will be transferring to UMass Lowell. The junior had 39 points for the Purple Eagles in 2024-25 and has a year of eligibility remaining. A very nice pickup for Norm Bazin and his staff.

10:19 AM: I might be an investing genius. 10:20 AM: Ope, never mind.

Red Sox? Red Sox.

Old news, but UMass Lowell forwards Scout Truman and Roc Truman entered the transfer portal on Tuesday.

"My friend, Madame President, I yield the floor."

Attaway Senator Booker

If a show has to say "p.s. Don't sue us," maybe they shouldn't be on TV. Just sayin'.

Since when are the White Sox a competent baseball team?

THAT is how you defend against the Michigan! What a hit!!!

How that isn't a slew foot is beyond me.

UConn is about to power of friendship their way to the Frozen Four, aren't they?

ABS pweese 🥺🥺🥺

The Orioles-Blue Jays game will start eventually.

AL East Predictions: 1. Boston 2. Yankees 3. Baltimore 4. Tampa Bay 5. Toronto

The players want the challenge system so badly already it's hilarious.

Austin Wells vs Freddy Peralta #RepBX 🦄 IT'S A UNICORN 🦄 Home Run (1) 💣 Exit velo: 103.7 mph Launch angle: 23 deg Proj. distance: 348 ft This would have been a home run at Yankee Stadium and nowhere else. MIL (0) @ NYY (1) 🔻 1st

In conclusion, the city of Las Vegas, Nevada does not exist.