alternative joke: I got my ears blasted with an LRAD. That hertz.

someone shot me with an estrogen gun. that HRTs.

alright this post was a hit everyone follow my gf @flare.protogen.club

bottom surgery

WHY ARE ALL MY FRIENDS PLURALIZING WHAT I'M FRIENDS WITH LIKE FIVE SYSTEMS NOW IT'S UNREAL

STALKER 2 may have been a buggy, unfinshed, unoptomized mess at launch, but its animations are still easily the best i've seen probably in any game ever.

oh fuck oh shit the ACT is Tuesday and I haven't studied

who would win CARDS or HUMANITY? (this is a horrible joke)

i just pulled out a spiky ass lollipop thing has extra bleed damage. cut my lip.

Mac and Cheese // 🟪Dinner-Grade +150 Hunger +25 Happiness Buff: Well Fed (15m) +5 Defense +3 Speed +4 Attack Damage -25% Hunger Decay

I'm gonna miss Discord.

Mama Murphy from Fallout 4, if in Helldivers 2, could probably take out a Vox Engine with one hit from a CQC-40 Stun Lance

hot take but gold weapon skins in games are hot garbage like they're just fucking ugly

I find it funny that people complain about how many DLCs Icarus has when the game cost multiple million dollars to make and keep updating and is the studio's largest release yet like yeah they gotta keep making money somehow plus a lot of content from their DLC releases is free, it's just maps

oh my fucking god the answer was right in front of me the entire time thank you everyone who helped

i hate algebra 2 gang like wtf is the root of f(x)=x²-5x+6 this isn't something we went over in class you never told me how to find the "roots" of these things

@charcole.protogen.club :3

Financial Literacy has to be one of my most favourite classes "CHRISTMAS is NOT an EMERGENCY! WE CAN EXPECT IT, EVERY YEAR! IT'S IN DECEMBER, THEY HAVEN'T MOVED IT!" as well as "Going on a date is not an emergency. You can see that one coming, I hope. Maybe you've been praying for it."

Dear Arrowhead, you should absolutely have a crossover with Icarus they're both games where you drop into a planet where everything wants you dead, do missions, and then extract and there are big companies that control the supply of all sorts of things it's... peak...

potentially hot take but Minecraft's "locator bar" just fucking sucks. There's no point in it. I wish it could be turned off client-side but it's unfortunately server side for some fucking reason. at least it was last i checked.

I ALMOST CALLED MY DOG BY MY PREFERRED NAME IN FRONT OF MY STEP MOM,,, IM COOKED

Here we are. Cyberstan. Let's do this, Helldivers.

cw: rare political post

my TD-220 Bastion just became a rocket ship. Ministry of Defense continues to provide us with above-standard equipment!

We're one planet away from Cyberstan, divers. We're gonna do this.

In light of recent events, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

!!🏈BLUESKY VALENTINE'S RAFFLE🏈!! happy valentines day !!! the superbowl is tomorrow ? what does that have to do with any- how did i get out here am i still fucked up from that blue grass- wait oH SHIT OH FUCK O THREE winners will be chosen on February 14th ART EXAMPLES IN REPLIES

saw a picture of super mario's final boss online call that a web bowser

evil post that gives you 21 notifications

flare isn't beating the cute allegations.

she's eeping before me. that's rare. granted, i have a bunch of homework that needs done before tomorrow...

I think you can guess my least favourite subject (Bio 1040 doesn't have a grade because the teacher does it through a different site, and Spanish doesn't have a grade because our teacher puts an assignment in once every eh)

youtu.be/ib7DZ7Qdq2g New video dropped.

obligatory flare post

got my steam deck out in class playing fallout :3

i envy fursuiters tbh

EVERYTHING IS UNBLOCKED??? THE CHROMEBOOKS ARE FREE ITS A MIRACLE

fucking insane

This one's for the nerds.

okay but who here remembers "bitch lasagna" by PewDiePie?

oh shit apparently Dying Light turned 11 today. Happy Birthday, peak as fuck game.

this actually just happened btw and no she can't have my phone

i have my own, like. little corner of the internet. my corner is very quirky.

!!🧱BLUESKY MAZE RAFFLE🧱!! ghhhjkgfdhgfd what the FUCK was in that blue grass ,,, 😵 wait what the fuck what the fuck is this place why is it so fucking cold in here genuinely what is this place THREE winners will be chosen on January 27th ART EXAMPLES IN REPLIES

I HEAR HER FUCKING MERC A WOLF AND THEN START FLIRTING WITH ME (playing Icarus with Flare)

might have to switch to piracy 😔

My Bluesky is so dead I’m shadowbanned as hell

feeling a bit better now sorry about everyone i worried