Watching a completely unrelated TV show, and they start playing Time In A Bottle and I end up with Ineffable Husband feels. I need their happy ending soon, please. I can't take it any longer!! 😭😭 #GoodOmens brainrot 24/7. 😇💖😈

It says just not Good Omens, but that is a lie! Everything is Good Omens. 😆😆 (Every hiding down there by 'last thing' making me want to cry. Well, apparently this is most used emoji: 😭) 😈💖😇

🙂 Daily Quordle 1403 3️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ Not sure how I got that 6 because I had 1 letter. 🤯

You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you. Welp, I'm fucked. Though I'm sure Charlie would try her best.

Found this gem in a IFLS article about Weighing the Earth (Author James Felton) and I really, really hope a human wrote this sentence because if so, it is gold: Geologist Reverend John Michell had been working on the problem, but wasn't able to finish on account of he became dead.

🎶And just to clear the air, I aks Forgiveness for the things I've done you blame me for. But then, I guess we know there's blame to share. And none of it seems to matter anymore....🎶 Not me projecting Wicked songs on Crowley and Aziraphale. Nope. That is not what I am doing. I'd never. 😇

Why are they so Aziracrow coded?? 💖

It's our 9th Gotcha day for my kitty so have an appropriate picture of Loki who looked directly at the camera when the flash went off. 😺

I had (not homemade, Pillsbury) Cinnamon Rolls for breakfast (they aren't the pretty ones, but they taste scrumptious!) on behalf of our Cinnamon Roll Angel. Happy #Azirafeast day to all who celebrate. 🎂🍷😇

Got a phone call and they left a long VM, so I listened... It was medical billing information for someone who is NOT me. I'm pretty sure my VM has my name, but like, aren't medical offices supposed to make sure they are talking to the right person? Shouldn't they be more careful?

I miss the days when rich people would do philanthropy for tax breaks instead of whatever the fuck is happening now.

Had a full blown meltdown yesterday and still have an emotional hangover from it. Wish I had better self regulation or something. Sometimes I think it's worse knowing why you do something because that just makes you feel worse when it happens.

It doesn't matter who "bubba" is, the point is that the potential that Trump gave a BJ to anyone is way worse in these people's minds than raping children (even boys). They would 100% rather have a child rapist than someone who did let another man "use" them.

I hate being in waiting mode. A friend of my husbands was supposed to come over at noon to help with a plumbing issue ... An hour and a half later he's still not here... 🤦‍♀️ Anyway I've literally been in waiting mode all day and I hate it here.

Me: should watcha new show. Find new show that seems interesting. Yay! Also me: how can I make this into a Good Omens AU?

If songs could stop giving me Aziracrow feels I'd appreciate it. What do you mean no? What do you mean all love songs are them? I hate it here. (Not really. And let's face it, Good Omens hell is better than anything else that's going on.)

It's dark, it's cold, the horrors persist and grow worse daily and the fucking garbage still has to go out. And tech bros keep shoving AI down my throat. Can't they all just go colonize Mars and leave us peasants the fuck alone?

Share a TV series from the 1960's you love. 📺

Ordered pizza for dinner as my husband is out with friends and my kiddo is with the grandparents. They have this new thing where they are supposed to text you when your driver is on the way with your order. I get the text.... 6 mins after I ordered. If my pizza is raw we gonna have words. 😈

Why did I read the comments on a Facebook post? I knew exactly what I was going to see and I did it anyway. Faith in humanity destroyed again. 🤦‍♀️

Local news saying construction crews were going to begin sounding the bridge near me tonight and ... My brain did not resolve that appropriately. 😳 I blame the Good Omens fandom! It's all your fault!(/affectionate)😶‍🌫️

Okay maybe listening to Queen's Greatest Hits wasn't the best idea I've had... Because now I'm drowning in Aziracrow feels. 😭😭😭 #goodomens is ruining my life (in the best way, but still!)

Change a letter, ruin a candy Twig

Could you imagine if Aziraphale had also had his sleeves rolled up during the apology dance scene? I think the fandom might have melted into a puddle with Crowley if that had been the case. "Very Nice" indeed. 😈

Not me seeing Good Omens randomly trending on Tumblr and running to blue sky to make sure I didn't miss anything. Don't think I did, did I?? Still think I'm going to find out the release date in a Destiel meme somehow. 😂

I'm just asking questions... But if Adam and Eve didn't know the difference between Good and Evil than how would they know disobedience was bad? Justice for the Serpent of Eden 🐍 and for Eve.

Yeah Trump is not mentally competent. They wouldn't being trying so hard to say Biden wasn't if it wasn't the case. Accusations=Confessions. Just another day in a corrupt system that makes me wish I believed in Hell. 🙄

Good Omens 3 ending leaked... 🤫 Why are they so Aziracrow coded?? 😇😈

Work Requirements for Federal Benefits? Okay, Congress first. Why are we paying rich people to do nothing for months? They don't need free healthcare either. They can afford it.

I lost a little leather dragon at the Ren Faire this weekend and my husband's answer is just go buy another. That's not the point... I lost *my* dragon. It feels a bit like having your pet run away and being told just go get a new one. I don't want a new one. I want mine back. 😭😭

I can not believe that I'm crying in ineffable husbands to a FUCKING Nickelback song. 😭 Good Omens Finale, Amazon, it's my only hope. (I saying knowing full well that it will probably only make it worse.) 😇😈

Ugh, took a nap and had a dream I was chasing fish, little aquarium ones that had escaped and woke up and could still feel them on my hands. I hate fish. They totally squick me out. Like, I'm almost phobic. That was not a pleasant dream to wake up from. 😣

I don't even care what happens in Good Omens 3. I just want them together and happy. Who cares if nothing makes sense. And if nobody got us, I know Rob, David and Michael got us, so... Fuck the plot! Give me South Downs Cottage or give me death! (One of THOSE days). 😇💖😈

Oh so I can't see "NSFW" things or "graphic media" because I refuse to validate my age, but random adults in diapers are okay? I am seriously too old for this shit. Take that as fucking age validation Bluesky. 🙄

I had a dream last night about Good Omens 3 dropping and even though they told us 90 mins, we still somehow got 6 episodes and I don't remember any of the actual show and I only watched the first 3 episodes. Apparently, my other timeline self is having the best timeline and it's not fair. 😭

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand. Spinach Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Christmas Shoes

Saw an article about a former nun who left her convent due to mental health & ended up hooking up with a priest who left seminary. They had known each other during their religious days. It just screamed Aziracrow. I need someone to write it now, kk? 😆 #goodomens Fan fic plot Eric to a good home.

Nina offering Aziraphale some Eccles cakes when she had chamomile tea right there... Wonder if when they are somewhere together Crowley's aura just is screaming "give my angel food, for someone's sake". 😈 #goodomens

So, saw something on Facebook that they are saying they have arrested the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa and it's giving big Tarkin 'We've captured Princess Leia' energy. Waiting to hear that Trump has disbanded the Senate. That should be next, right? 🤦‍♀️

Seriously... pornhub isn't complying with the new state Age verification because things like Google and Meta are exempt but Bluesky is ass kissing these idiots that don't have any better time to spend on actually improving the life's of their people? 🙄

I downloaded a chess game for my phone as I was getting bored of my normal games but.. easy is too easy and medium is too hard. I need a more medium medium, please and thank you. 😆

It's called Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death. 6 shots of espresso in a single cup is technically coffee. Eccles cakes are not. #goodomens I really need the finale to drop soon before I go insane thinking about everything, please and thank you. 😇😈

Ah, what a wonderful quote from this article on Science Alert. Love it. www.sciencealert.com/scientists-i...

Okay I can totally see the elephant trunk part but... Also my brain is Good Omens 24/7 so, what I see is Snake Crowley being chased by an Angel.... Why am I like this? 🤦‍♀️ (Actually, I know why and I'm fine with it, really. 😉) #everythingisGoodOmens

OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS!!! My packidge!!! 🎉 (Someone spot me the meme pic???) US Friends - I never received a shipping notification, just FYI if you are still waiting.

Writing again feels nice. Wasn't a lot, just 1000+ words on an idea I got while listening to a song today. It just wouldn't leave my head. Thankfully, somehow, everything is Good Omens (Ineffable, right?) so there are always ideas to find and pluck from the ether. 😇💖😈

Listen to 80's music and hearing the same echos in what's happening today. We are stuck in an infinite cycle and will never learn.

So... VPNs, eh?

Subtly downgrade a band Grey Sabbath

Ever had someone respond to you with something so wildly not what you meant that you can't even form a rebuttal? I just... I guess this is actually what is meant by I'm speechless? 🤨