Update: had some breakfast pie and then put my tree up. How long before the cats knock it over?

Thinking about having some pie for breakfast

Defense I’m begging you to defense right now

Ugh

Dear Tony Romo,

I don’t think we could’ve started any better than that.

I love home of the chiefs in other stadiums

Having a noon game has fucked up time in my brain.

I was worried af about him making that kick

Kelce tops for the Chiefs you say? 😏

Let everyone get popcorn? Who eats popcorn at a football game?

Why are they so bad in the red zone? 🫩

Going to get my drivers license renewed. Wish I could go see @scribblymoth.bsky.social ☹️

Go outside and look north. I can see it with my eyes but it’s so bright in my phone 😍

The dolphins beat the Bills? Lol

Mood

I’m not a fan of this new time and waking up at 5:30 now.

Decided to give Swig a try and got this fancy Dr Pepper bc surely it’s good being on the menu, right? It’s an abomination and I have many ragrets for cheating on Dutch Bros 😩

Today she said she loves when I wear green bc it makes me eyes pop 💁🏻‍♀️

Is it bad that the girl at Dutch Bros knows me by name?

Would it be rude to lay down and take a little nap on this couch in the waiting room of the therapist office? No one else is here.

I could drink gallons of the Dutch bros iced dirty pumpkin chai. Just give me a whole Gatorade cooler of it.

Did he just say Gordon Minshew?

Can we stop saying “touchies”?

I swear I’m allergic to my office at work and it’s trying to murder me.

32 fucking emails.

Passed my lung function test with flying colors so now they’re probably going to tell me I really don’t have shortness of breath. Love that for me.

I liked not having heart palpitations this week.

And they say women are emotional.

Sore fucking loser with the emphasis on loser

Update: I didn’t go to sleep until 3:30 am and I feel like maybe this had something to do with it.

For anyone not on Twitter anymore I just found out Bubba Norris passed a few days ago. It’s so sad and I thought you guys should know.

I’ve been pretty meh about football so far this year but I’m pissed off today and I keep seeing clips and it makes me more angry.

They gave me coffee instead of chai, it was delicious still but I think a giant coffee + adderall might be bad. I feel like I’m vibrating.

We can beat anyone except ourselves 🙃

My heart is not in football condition. I think I’m having palpitations

Anyone else nervous for that extra point?

I wish we could get some tolerable announcers but we always get shitty guys 😩

Penalties fucking killing us 😒

Welp

I’m a big Thornton fan

Fuck it, Thornton down there somewhere

Pacheco back? 👀

Today is really Mondaying it up around here.

Why’s it still friggin 85 degrees outside in October? Give me my fall 😩

Test results say no cancer 🙌🏼 but still fuck cancer forever and always.

Don’t google the test results that showed up in your file… just wait for the doctor to call and explain. Googling is bad. Don’t do it.

Well I survived that part at least. Let’s say what the test results say 🤞🏼