And a happy motherfuckers day to all who observe.

If you could actually just fucking kill me, that would be great.

You know what I could really go for? Using a fleshlight on someone while I sat on his face.

...damn it I think I'm gonna have to redo my pinned if it's getting this much attention. I'm 36 now.

Getting a lot of random followers lately, wild.

Went looking for heels to wear to a wedding recently, which lead to three solid hours of jokes about free feet pics in the group chat with the other two people that share my braincell.

Make his day: spit in his water bottle in front of people and watch their reactions when he drinks it anyway.

It's giving JLo at the 00 Grammys, therefore, I think it's time to retire this nightshirt.

being useful

Just call me OSHA the way I've been demanding a railing.

Chastity witch cult

I literally only smoked from summer 2008 to fall 2009, and the way I sometimes dream about those old Djarum Blacks is so concerning.

Fuck, I want a clove cigarette from 2008 so bad.

I want to take you apart and play in the wreckage.

And to think that when I got this thing, I was convinced it would never fit. I guess all it takes is a long enough dry spell, because I could have probably worn it out of the house, I was so desperate to be full. Didn’t even need lube, just patience 😌

Any volunteers for cuck prison?

naughty dogs need to be trained ;) [ #NSFWart #gentlefemdom #femdom ]

Summer three-word horror story: my dildo melted.

Always awkward when a sub is like "I wanna worship you" but he means jerking off to me. Gross. Lock it up, let it drip, and have your pathetic cock-tears be my tribute.

100 SPF was not enough to protect my delicate, bullshit, pain in the ass skin. Okay, so maybe going to the nude beach in the summer was a bad idea. It hit 105 yesterday 🥵

"My bush is not the one that did 9/11" -me, 5/28/26

There is nothing in this world more stupid than a man.

Someone messaged me multiple times, I never responded, and now they're accusing me of being ai. Snapchat, never change.

"I have defiled everything you have and everything you are because I need to utterly possess you. I am the only one in this world that can love you the way you deserve"

Fun fact: I am demisexual, but I'm also hypersexual due to trauma. I've had former partners run into me over a decade later and be like "I know you were literally insane at the time, but also every dude I went to college with speaks of you in hushed tones out of reverence and fear"

Holy double likewave, someone was scrolling through my media tab one handed.

Another day, another dumbass. Throwing a hissy fit because I don't want to own you from the other side of the goddamn planet is NOT it, sugar.

I accidentally fell into the role of a findomme last week. I'm still not entirely sure how it happened or how I feel about it, but being sent money with notes like "for existing" is kinda cute. Existing is hard, and I absolutely deserve compensation for it.

Having shorn legs for the first time since like...March feels really weird. Maybe I should get a pedicure next week when I get my nails done.

Grumbling and kicking my feet because if I want to wear shorts as short as I want to wear them to avoid sweating all the liquid from my body on Saturday, I need to shave my legs tonight.

How I can tell I'm still in a state of burnout: I had a *fantastic* titty day yesterday. Nipples blushy and perky over nothing, all bruising either gone or invisible, plumper than usual...didn't take a single picture. Incredible lost opportunity.

If you aren't like this, don't even talk to me.

Who replied to this and what did you say that was so horny, BlueSky blocked my ability to see it?

Man, I could go for a creampie.

The way I only just realized I never updated my pinned, and it's mostly because I just haven't taken any pinned-worthy pictures of myself in an eon.

A word that usually never leaves his mouth

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Put him in his place #nsfw #gentlefemdom

Sometimes you just have to nut incredibly hard to werewolf porn and go on with your day.

They put them back, huzzah

When I said I wanted my back blown out, I didn't mean it this literally. (sacroiliac joint is fucked up again, on forced bed rest, bored as hell)

They took my tits out of this post?!

Snapchat pissing me tf off recently. Everywhere pissing me tf off, if I'm being honest. Men stop saying loser shit to me challenge: failed constantly.

Was recently told I have huge Mokey energy by someone who looked about 20 which made me assume 1) this person was a lesbian and 2) this person also thought I was a lesbian. Huge Mokey energy. Just accidentally call me mommy like everyone else, jfc.

I'm pretty sure that's Mulder and Skully.

Unfortunately, bog witch coochie is too unserious to be my display name, even on this account.