Tragic; dumping him during Locktober while I keep his keys 🥰

Omg my store is going live tomorrow!

An insincere paypig or sugar daddy hates to see me coming, cause they're like, "what are you gonna do with the money (that I'm never gonna send you)?" and I'm like "spend it on hookers and blow."

Is it really devotion if he's not willing to fuck you with a silicone copy of his own dick, strapped into the harness he wears over his cage? Because you love him, you want him, but he doesn't *deserve* to feel you all wet and tight and hot around him, does he? #chastity #femdom #cucking

Devotion runs both ways. If I get to choose the cock I'm fucked with every night, chances are I'm going to want the original thing every now and then, even when it's locked up. And isn't it cute to see the look on his face when he realizes that "he" still satisfies you?

Chastity doesn't have to be about humiliation or degradation. Dick just belongs in a cage. I love you, and I care about your well-being, so let's lock that cute thing up where it won't distract you anymore.

Happy locktober eve, everyone. Get it all out of your systems now, and be sure to thank whoever you're abusing yourself to for the privilege 🖤

I shave for the first time in a hot minute, and my cat immediately comes and sits in my lap. It's like she knew and was like, "no, needs more hair on it."

Got to see the phrase "spit-shine your cunt" used recently and damn do I love all the ways people use language.

Robin's Ex pages 1,2,3 and 4 (9 total)

Robin's Ex pages 5, 6 and 7

Not sure if my unconscious mind was cooking with this one, but: bars of soap marketed specifically to paypigs called Hogwash. $50 a bar.

I feel like I lose a lot of domme cred when people find out what fictional characters I want to fuck.

There's this weird epidemic of men who are way younger than me hitting me up on Snapchat for a DDLG situation and I'm just like. No thanks, not interested. But also, there have been like...six this month so far, what is going on. Is there an LG shortage. Someone in that scene weigh in.

Brought my emotional support old man titty button with me to this pop-up market I'm working

Me: hey- My friend, who I keep sending scandalous pics of my fictional old man crush to: if you send me another picture of that freak on his knees, I'm going to set your house on fire. Me: I just wanted to ask if you got to Dragoncon okay! Damn!

I'm 👏 short 👏 of 👏 course 👏 I 👏 like 👏 commanding 👏 people 👏 to 👏 kneel 👏

I'm 5'5", which is a perfectly respectable height, but I keep running into 6'3" submissives. What are you doing up there.

The horniest thing I've said out loud recently is "I'd crack him like an egg and drink the yolk". Still talking about That Old Man.

Ask Owner if I can fuck pussy and they put a strap over my cage and give me a fleshlight >.<

he loves it when I'm mean to him 🖤 #cuck

Oh, to be having a visible orgasm in a Florence + the Machine video

"This is not the cuck chair song to which I've become accustomed" is really a comment I made on a video that keeps getting likes, huh?

Florence Welch announces an album like this, and every domme sensibility flees my corporeal form. This is the most "it won't eat itself" pose, hallelujah.

I was so right to say this

Somnophilia is so hot to me like yes dude take advantage of me sleeping body and pump a load in me to wake up to 🥴💦

I've been writing again 😊

I would like to stop getting fake sugar daddy messages on literally every platform I use 🙄

"ABDL is just a piss kink with every possible extra step" and other things I said out loud in a Ross: Dress for Less this evening.

Friend: is it *really* gooner behavior to see a lamia and be like, "ooh, hot snake mommy, honka honka"? Me: we are almost 40, who is teaching you this terminology

"I promise I won't clam-slam our shared towel" and other lies I've told my friend so far on our surprise trip to Tampa.

Friend: you've always been one of those plap plap plap breed me bitches, you've just never been chained down by the iron manacles of Catholicism Me: :/ bitch what the fuck

Going to the Tits Out tour when you're a bounce dancer with huge jugs is an exercise in compromise

Men! Are! So! Stupid!

I could stand to be worshipped more.

My thighs are this big because that's where I keep all my secrets...any nosy bitches out there? 🥰

Stalking you for fun and profit

Ladies and gentlemen, the first Snapchat message of the morning 🙄 Seriously though, it's a burden to be the funniest bitch alive at all times.

Sending love to plus-sized submissives because they never get enough

Breeding me is not optional, I will literally wrap my legs around you so you can't go anywhere.

After-school humiliation session with my know-it-all valedictorian and dumb jock characters #nsfw #femdom

One time, a man messaged me on Twitter, and I told him to watch Star Trek baseball.

"I'm giving you the illusion of choice. You're going to wear what I *tell* you to wear, but I'm giving you the illusion of choice." -me while packing our suitcase for a trip this weekend

Taking pictures of myself holding my sex toys like men hold fish, just in case I ever need to get back on the dating apps.

Ash x P page 17: Are you going to cum early for her?? 👀👀👀 #msub #femdom #nsfw