I started a countdown until we are free from the Trump administration’s tyranny 🇺🇸💙 💥 First we take out MAGA in the midterms, then we wipe out the rest of their power by defeating them in 2028. 💥 TICK TOCK, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Justice for Cricket!

It is my First Amendment right to say FUCK ICE and I will not be stopped.

NEW: Greg “The Littlest Nazi” Bovino, Trump’s and Kristi Noem’s Border Patrol chief, is FIRED. Maybe Trump and Noem are starting to see that many Americans would die so that innocent people can live? PLEASE LET IT BE SO. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

This sums it all up.

You guys! It’s just so easy to cut costs! You’re eating too much at a time, stick to a piece of broccoli and watch your savings grow! WHAT AFFORDABILITY CRISIS?

How much for healthcare? Asking for millions of friends.

Thanks a lot, Alexander Hamilton

*chef’s kiss*

Our country is so lost. 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

Diddy was once held at the same prison as Maduro and the oil-related memes are starting to roll in 🤣🤣 I will be saving most of these memes for subscribers so sign up on my Facebook page, drop $1/month, and get extra laughs to keep yourself sane in these bizarro times!

Rubio is in WAY over his head? You think Trump even told him he would be running Venezuela before that press conference?

🚨 Satire alert: this is going around and, while it seems like something he would do, it’s satire.

Happy New Year!!!

💙 Great news for DEMOCRATS in Iowa!!! Congratulations to Renee Hardman!

Matt Gaetz was Trump’s first choice to run the DOJ.

Know how I know MTG is lying in this anecdote? Trump’s only friend was Epstein and he’s dead so Trump certainly wouldn’t be worried about his nonexistent friends getting hurt. If he’s worried about anyone at all it’s himself- that’s what narcissists do.

STOP TALKING DIRTY TO ME 😏

If “who gives a fuck about Christmas?” was a photo.

From the Epstein files: a DAMNING letter from Epstein to disgraced gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar referencing Trump and how they all like young, nubile girls.

Happy Festivus to all who celebrate!

▪️Last minute nominee for Pantone Color of the Year?

SHAMEFUL. Journalists need to have some courage and Bari Weiss’s CBS and 60 Minutes has failed.

This SOB about to start a war with Venezuela to distract us from the fact that his name is all over the Epstein files.

I definitely would have been burned at the stake in another era, anyone else?

Um, does Kash Patel’s FBI know that this picture is just as out of focus as the other ones? What are they even doing to actually catch this guy??? Maybe if ICE wasn’t sucking up so much of their workforce they could get the job done?

Who will Kash Patel’s incompetent FBI catch first: Bigfoot or the Brown University murderer? My money is on Bigfoot.

I bet there is ketchup EVERYWHERE

This pic of Trump’s senior White House staff is giving real The Handmaid’s Tale vibes. The White House: Gilead Version.

Beware of flying ketchup at the White House.

Time magazine’s Person of the Year is The Architects of AI. The only acceptable use of AI is to make yourself look like a Disney character. Also maybe some professional uses. But the AI companies MUST do a lot of work to offset AI’s damaging environmental impact.

🫏 Huge congratulations to DEMOCRAT Eileen Higgins for being elected mayor of Miami! She’ll be the first Democrat to do the job in almost 30 years!!!

FUCK ICE.

Good. FUCK ICE.

The NOEM Act- the National Oversight and Enforcement of Misconduct Act- would allow victims of illegal ICE activities to sue those officers in court. Ask your member of Congress to support this bill by calling (202) 224-3121. Because FUCK ICE.

Does this bimbo not understand what an interview is?

Folks. Fuck these fuckers.

It’s a terrible thing when syphilis hits your brain. Poor old guy can’t find his way around, can’t stay awake… He should RESIGN and enjoy his remaining few days.

The pipe bomber is not MTG but he is a conspiracy theorist who was inspired to try to bomb the RNC and DNC on January 6 because he was convinced that the 2020 election was stolen. Where do you think he got that idea? 🤔🤔🤔

This little tidbit in the NYT suggests that the DNC/RNC January 6 pipe bomber on might already be covered by Trump’s idiotic pardons. Can we fast forward to when we impeach this motherfucker? nytimes.com/2025/12/04/us/…

The January 6 RNC and DNC bomber has been ARRESTED. Someone find Kash Patel a woman’s medium raid jacket QUICK! Also, get Trump the autopen for the inevitable pardon!

Sabrina Carpenter just owned the White House.

The regime admits Hegseth authorized the boat strikes but blames U.S. Navy Vice Admiral Frank Bradley for officially giving the order. In short, the White House is throwing Bradley under the bus. They continue to insist the strikes were lawful even though they CLEARLY were not.

Yesterday: “Don’t read anything into it.” Today: Trump holding a 5PM meeting to discuss Venezuela with Hegseth, Rubio, Stephen Miller, Susie Wiles. If I was Venezuela I would certainly read something into THAT.

We have been hearing FBI Director Kash Patel is on the bubble due to numerous infractions like using the FBI plane to go see his girlfriend and providing that girlfriend with unnecessary FBI protection. Now this story has dropped & it will surely embarrass the regime. How long does Patel have left?

Alina Habba is OUT.

Release the MRI results.

1. Trump doesn’t have the authority to do this. 2. This is the buildup to a ground war in Venezuela. Wasn’t Trump supposed to be the anti-war president?

Hegseth is personally responsible for this murder. And for what? Our intelligence doesn’t even know who they are taking out. This is what we are using SEAL Team 6 for? Utterly disgraceful.

🦃 Happy Thanksgiving!!!