Walmart just sent me an email that casually said “hey so you probably ate wood shavings in the batter of the corn dogs you bought, you should probably throw them away hehe ok bye”

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I spent way too fucking long trying to figure out what the hell she’s wearing until I realized that is in fact not bare skin

Only one question for the Vikings

I will absolutely never delete this note in my phone that is a grocery list, I think, and I still can’t figure out what the fuck was wrong with me when I typed it 😂😂😂

Oh the joys of having a Senior… TPing season has commenced 🙄

90° the first week of October?

A blocked and returned XP only being worth 2 points is a bigger scam than Trump University

I don’t really care about the ideology of the latest mass shooter(s). The problem is overwhelmingly 1) guns and 1a) men

Name a more American Sunday than football and mass shootings

They should charge KOC with a hate crime after we all woke up at 8am for this

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FIRE KOC

“Shouldn’t that be grounding” SHUT UP NOBODY ASKED

Vikings have pulled a 4 leaf clover out of their asses a few times today

Someone in Dublin tell me what happens in the future, thanks in advance

I was almost sleeping when that Addison catch happened so I’m going to try that again

It’s all up to Isaiah Rodgers now

Jesus Christ run it in you idiot faces

This little Carson Wentz to my shit list

Did I shave my legs for this

O’Slippy

Instead of doing the O’Griddy we’re doing the O’Shitty

I love the strategy of the announcers to constantly make comments to make the Irish sound like morons when it comes to understanding football

Time to make my grocery list 🙄

I hope someone just accidentally tapped his nuts

Jesus fuck no

I now believe in God

There’s nothing like the smell of a first drive Aaron Rodgers punt drive in the morning

My mom thinks I’m joshing her 😅

When all 15 of your Libby holds become available at the same time #BookSky 📚

Oh no, she’s so sad. I had to throw out 5 toys that were leaking guts and now she only has 45 toys instead of 50 🥺

Am I emotionally prepared to read this

It should be illegal to repost Trump content. If I want to know what he has to say (spoiler alert, I don’t) I will go find it but it shouldn’t be forced upon me 😩

Once upon a time I was hoping Harbaugh would be stupid and trade him to us. I still hope that

WHERE’S THE KOC LOCKER ROOM VIDEO

NFL be like ✨America’s GAME OF THE WEEK✨ and then put the Cowboys and Bears in front of us

REALLY NOT GOING TO KICK IT AND GET THE 50????? WE HAVE BEEF

Heh

That’s a nipple tingler!

The Vikings have not scored a 50-burger since 1998

We’re so good we can afford to pull our second string quarterback

Let’s score 60 fuckers

I’m almost forgetting that we once again broke our young new quarterback

The are disrespecting Audie Cole who had two back to back pick 6’s. I will never forget.

30-3, goddamn I can take a nap