When the thunderstorm sleep sounds are vibing and the melatonin starts to hit

Just saw two more school districts (Fridley and Columbia Heights) are closing schools tomorrow so as not to be terrorized by micro-penis ICE agents

The second he went from “I’m a never Trump guy” to “groveling to be this guy’s VP,” everyone knew exactly what kind of morals, character and spine JD Vance has (or lacks)

I am starting to think humans are not built to have a glowing screen 6” from their face that shows them a never ending highlight reel of bad news on a daily basis. Don’t be afraid to put it down and walk away, for your own sanity. The line between being informed and being consumed is thin

Why is it always the women who they’re throwing to the ground? Don’t answer that. We know why.

How does anyone with a modicum of morality and empathy live in today’s world? I swear to god I can’t do it, I have to straight up avoid the news and social media or feel like I’m going insane

This is a real photo 😂😂😂

This looks like Everson Griffen during the Minneapolis Miracle but for like not good reasons

This one gets a double 🙅‍♀️

Hard disagree

I’m going to try this new thing called ✨drinking water✨ and ✨getting enough sleep✨ and ✨not skipping lunch✨ in 2026, y’all familiar?

OK does anyone else have the AccuWeather app, whoever is responsible for their push alerts is a sicko. It’s never “50% chance of snow today,” it’s always “TWO HIKERS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND THEN MAULED BY BEARS WHO WORE THEIR FACES FOR HALLOWEEN.” Just the most traumatic push alerts always 🫠

It’s so ironic that they are called “joggers” because all I do is sit on my ass while I’m wearing them 😂

OK and I fell off BlueSky at a certain point myself and feel like I’m missing a lot of followers/followees over here! Follow me #Vikings fans and I’ll follow you back! (Also going to go through my current followers and follow back those I neglected to) Gotta be ready for a comeback for next year!

Can someone ping the NFL/Vikings reporters and let them know there is still a large following of people on BlueSky who want the sports coverage over here and don’t do Twitter anymore! I noticed some of the reporters who came here originally don’t post here anymore 😭

Still have faith in JJ or ready to look for the next best thing?

Adam Thielen could’ve been retiring on this field with his besties. Instead he jumped ship like a little pu—

“The great CJ Ham.” Only Minnesotans get the value of a fullback

Funny story. My daughter has a huge crush on JJ McCarthy and a few weeks ago saw Harrison Smith on the field and said, “ooh, never mind. I like him instead” 😅😂🤣

If Harrison Smith can retire that must also mean I am now able to retire

Did he say HEADY play by COX

It’s diabolical to post the entire game day roster instead of just the inactives list 😂 figure it out, peasants

What do we gotta do to get Joe Burrow or Justin Herbert? I’m good for a kidney if anyone wants to pitch in

JJ McCarthy has become that coworker who calls in “sick” once a week and the whole office just rolls their eyes when they get the message

Very recently I’ve come to realize I am a 40-something year old woman yelling at 20 year old football players on a TV screen and it’s given me pause 😂

It’s not fair to have to watch the last game of two staple Vikings players in what is also a horseshit losing season

Oh my god jumpscare, I legitimately blacked out the Carson Wentz era

Me trying to figure out who the fuck these people are playing for the Vikings

“If there were statistics for leadership you’d have 2,000 yards” is giving “no raise this year but we’re giving you a pizza party” 😂😂😂

Top 6 books of 2025 #BookSky 📚

I’m actually not hating seeing the Bears do well. As long as it’s not the Packers.

Sad Lions LOL

More Lions turnovers this game than Justin Jefferson touchdowns all season

Sick of looking at Brosmer’s pale ass

Ah the old 3rd and forever handoff. How nostalgic

I love it that we’re in the fuck it let Reichard try field goals from 80 stage, he’s proved himself and we don’t gaf

Happy Hitman Days

THROW THE FLAG CHEATERS

“The Vikings know they’re not heading to the playoffs this year”

Please get Jefferson his first touchdown of the year

Nothing like a Christmas Day GINKING

Fuck off Goff

The score graphic is bugging me. Too big

Receiving?

Did anyone else see Dan Campbell’s haircut

I may retire the Grinch in favor of this

FTP! 😁