I dunno about anyone else but if I lived in Maine I’d vote for a shoe over Susan Collins. Get literally anyone else on the ballot with some name recognition and they have a fighting chance.

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I’m sorry, you think the regime that regularly murders its own people is going to flinch at the threat to murder their people? K. Trump and Bibi and Putin and MBS and the Iranian Mullahs should all be tried for crimes against humanity and launched into the Sun.

Every day in the Trump era feels like the Frank Grimes episode of The Simpsons and we’re all Frank Grimes.

You’re actually giving that fucking egg head even more power by signal boosting his nonsense.

Call me when they’re all dead

We skip the White Lotus intro now.

Donald Trump is responsible for this.

Elon’s K dealer could do the funniest most patriotic thing right now.

Donald Trump is responsible for this.

I’m staying with family this week, who happen to keep Fox News/Fox Business on TV in the background 90% of the day. If I have to hear the phrase “Doge brothers” one more time I genuinely might snap. Keep me in your thoughts.

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