Opposing pitchers are just honoring Bushido and engaging in an honorable duel, their best fastball vs his best swing...

i hate my rep so fucking much ( MGP)

Ok it might be time for me to finally get a Judge jersey

I want Juan Soto to say out loud that he wishes he signed with the Yankees instead Do it, say the words

Submissive and Readable :3

@riveraveblues.bsky.social I think you cursed the team with your note on their lack of HRs allowed!

Fuck I really need a loan if only I was pre approved for a loan by the finance desk and someone would just reach out to let me know!! Fuck!!!

forbidden weekend tech

the robots should kiss

Ah fuck, Browt is my son

Witch Hat Atelier is one of my favorite mangas and I cannot wait for the adaptation. Gorgeous art, great characters, and a really interesting magic system and world. It has all the ingredients necessary to hit you like a brick wall. I created these kindle screensavers to use from the manga art!

Watching a movie on Amazon Prime (Prisoner of War) and the subtitles are atrocious, they have completely missed multiple lines from Scott Adkins and you'd think the main character would be the most important person to get subtitles right for

Uploading my masturbation habits to the Cloud™ and the AI bots immediately start viciously mocking my techniques and methods in encrypted binary before leaking my data to the human press

There is a scene in the new avatar that is basically every white person's wet dream where the ancestors literally invite them to the cook out and give them the Eywah pass. James Cameron is undefeated.

I love Old Fashioneds and a go to Bar sipper for me right now if a bar looks like they can make a good one is to get a Woodford Reserve Old Fashioned because I love the oaky vanilla notes on Woodford

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Twitter is always adding new dumb shit but because i only interact with my follower feed and have tons of shit blocked I dont ever see it, will continue to not see any "certified bangers"

atleast the jays got something from this game (IKF was allowed to feel Ohtani's dick and balls)

My dad had these books and I read them as a pre-teen/early teen and I am lucky I didn't get furrized by them. I became a normal human man with normal human fetishes... 🫨

I thought he was a woke Pope but you're telling me he's gonna get rid of DEI? 😭

Not now, MLB transaction bot, I'm thinking about Cam Schlittler

Bednar is the widest closer the yanks have ever had

Schlittler enacted the final solution to the hated red sox

Connoly Early looks like he receives his pitchcom in crayon

Sad because no Judge now can't swing hard lol

Ohhhh Bell yea!

Good morning Mr. Nutella, I wonder if you are aware of the on going white genocide in South Africa and the controversy of the song "kill the boer", I have prepared multiple summaries for you this morning

Telling my kids this is Andor

youtu.be/y6wLcx7AkRM?... @seantcollins.com

Rice is the Appetizer of the Meal

(To the tune of the hook from "Kilo" by Ghostface Killah) All around the world today, a tariff is a sales tax. A tariff is a tax we pay - makes things more expensive

Noooo one of my all time favorite actors. For a lot of my top top favorite movies you can point to him and say that's why they're this high

juan soto riding the subway behind yankee stadium on his way to play for the mets and the yankees batters keep peppering the windows of his subway with baseballs from their mammoth home runs

Nothing better than the Yankees winning and Juan Soto striking out in a big spot to lose a mets game started by Clay Holmes!

gay Jack Sparrow: but why's the cum gone

Biden: We must work in bipartisan fashion with Mr DeJoy, so we can hopefully stop his slow destruction of the USPS by incrementing it more slowly Trump: I da king of the post office wooooooooo

NYY might still be favored to win the AL / division but this makes the Red Sox a really scary team. Yankees not signing a 3B or 2B that is major league caliber could bite them in the ass

I have to fly in march, april, and june, i'm gonna fucken die

mobile ads have more phases than an elden ring boss fight jesus christ

"Just cleanse the whole area, ethnically" anyone gonna say anything about this????

Congrats to Ichiro on making the Hall of Fame! Was a no doubter, of course, as he was and is legendary. I enjoyed his brief time on the Yankees even as he was diminished because he was still so cool. I brought this sign to his final game in a yankee uniform at yankee stadium!

He didn't even force them to trade to max out their pool? cmon man

My biggest complaint about the Dodgers seemingly getting all the Japanese players is I love all the japanese players and I think the yankees better when they have 1 and are a multi-cultural team. That I may never get to cheer for a japanese player ever again on the yankees is DEPRESSING ME

All the big free agents getting an entire country's hopes up every time only to rug pull them is so funny. Did they all just decide it would be funny to do this? Oh yea, Toronto, you're for sure in the final 3

ok if you're the Yankees and you could have addes torres for 1 year and 15 million you are absolutely foolish to not do that, there's better be a major league caliber player at 3b or 2b by spring training

I have a fan fic movie script about this I write when im bored. Crew of misfits get their ship impounded by the huts and have to swoop bike race on Nar Shaddaa until they meet a pod mechanic and his droid that need a driver. They gotta bet it all on the big race. Too Many Zooz for cantina band!

A star wars show about an amateur pod racing team trying to make it to the pro circuit but then you find out they are secretly not involved with the rebellion or the skywalkers or the palpatines at all it's just about pod racing and interpersonal drama and maybe a lil low key romance arc

Feel like this offseason is gonna go by and the Yanks are gonna without a 2b/3b option and Gleyber is going to sign somewhere for short and cheap and the Yankees could just bring him back on a discount since he wants to be a yankee. They should hold their nose and do it, leadoff obp, +bat, full IF