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Twitter is always adding new dumb shit but because i only interact with my follower feed and have tons of shit blocked I dont ever see it, will continue to not see any "certified bangers"

atleast the jays got something from this game (IKF was allowed to feel Ohtani's dick and balls)

My dad had these books and I read them as a pre-teen/early teen and I am lucky I didn't get furrized by them. I became a normal human man with normal human fetishes... 🫨

I thought he was a woke Pope but you're telling me he's gonna get rid of DEI? 😭

Not now, MLB transaction bot, I'm thinking about Cam Schlittler

Bednar is the widest closer the yanks have ever had

Schlittler enacted the final solution to the hated red sox

Connoly Early looks like he receives his pitchcom in crayon

Sad because no Judge now can't swing hard lol

Ohhhh Bell yea!

Good morning Mr. Nutella, I wonder if you are aware of the on going white genocide in South Africa and the controversy of the song "kill the boer", I have prepared multiple summaries for you this morning

Telling my kids this is Andor

youtu.be/y6wLcx7AkRM?... @seantcollins.com

Rice is the Appetizer of the Meal

(To the tune of the hook from "Kilo" by Ghostface Killah) All around the world today, a tariff is a sales tax. A tariff is a tax we pay - makes things more expensive

Noooo one of my all time favorite actors. For a lot of my top top favorite movies you can point to him and say that's why they're this high

juan soto riding the subway behind yankee stadium on his way to play for the mets and the yankees batters keep peppering the windows of his subway with baseballs from their mammoth home runs

Nothing better than the Yankees winning and Juan Soto striking out in a big spot to lose a mets game started by Clay Holmes!

gay Jack Sparrow: but why's the cum gone

Biden: We must work in bipartisan fashion with Mr DeJoy, so we can hopefully stop his slow destruction of the USPS by incrementing it more slowly Trump: I da king of the post office wooooooooo

NYY might still be favored to win the AL / division but this makes the Red Sox a really scary team. Yankees not signing a 3B or 2B that is major league caliber could bite them in the ass

I have to fly in march, april, and june, i'm gonna fucken die

mobile ads have more phases than an elden ring boss fight jesus christ

"Just cleanse the whole area, ethnically" anyone gonna say anything about this????

Congrats to Ichiro on making the Hall of Fame! Was a no doubter, of course, as he was and is legendary. I enjoyed his brief time on the Yankees even as he was diminished because he was still so cool. I brought this sign to his final game in a yankee uniform at yankee stadium!

He didn't even force them to trade to max out their pool? cmon man

My biggest complaint about the Dodgers seemingly getting all the Japanese players is I love all the japanese players and I think the yankees better when they have 1 and are a multi-cultural team. That I may never get to cheer for a japanese player ever again on the yankees is DEPRESSING ME

All the big free agents getting an entire country's hopes up every time only to rug pull them is so funny. Did they all just decide it would be funny to do this? Oh yea, Toronto, you're for sure in the final 3

ok if you're the Yankees and you could have addes torres for 1 year and 15 million you are absolutely foolish to not do that, there's better be a major league caliber player at 3b or 2b by spring training

I have a fan fic movie script about this I write when im bored. Crew of misfits get their ship impounded by the huts and have to swoop bike race on Nar Shaddaa until they meet a pod mechanic and his droid that need a driver. They gotta bet it all on the big race. Too Many Zooz for cantina band!

A star wars show about an amateur pod racing team trying to make it to the pro circuit but then you find out they are secretly not involved with the rebellion or the skywalkers or the palpatines at all it's just about pod racing and interpersonal drama and maybe a lil low key romance arc

Feel like this offseason is gonna go by and the Yanks are gonna without a 2b/3b option and Gleyber is going to sign somewhere for short and cheap and the Yankees could just bring him back on a discount since he wants to be a yankee. They should hold their nose and do it, leadoff obp, +bat, full IF

just got a 10 pc nugget, fry, and coke for 2.50 using the mcdonalds app Merry Christmas to me

Warden: Did you prep Luigi for transport? Corrections Officer: Yup, made him real fuckin sexy just like ya asked Warden: What

Can anyone recommend an artist who does Dungeons & Dragons fantasy style commissions? I want to get something for a new DM to commemorate a memorable campaign moment in their first campaign!!

Failing to re-sign Soto or trade for Tucker, trading for Bellinger was like the minimum first move needed to get this offseason back onto the "good path" for the lineup. Versatile positionally, lefty, and a swing clearly tailored for Yankee Stadium. Get a 1B and a 2B/3B now please.

Liked it a lot when I first saw it but the flaws held me back from fully loving it. As time went on & relative to all the garbage output by Disney its aged well. I WILL stop & watch if the third act is on TV because its so kinetic up to the very end. Easily my favorite disney SW tied with TLJ

they have football players named Ladd McConkey now? Im sorry, but this guy belongs in the Mos Eisley Cantina sitting with his pal, a single octopus tentacle with eyes. Get him off the field.

Average Balatro Player

they all sleep in a big bed at his mansion like in willy wonka

Fried for 8 years is scary but a necessary move because the yankees could not replicate Soto's impact with the FA bat market. Going all in on pitching is great. Now use your pitching surplus to get a bat or 2 via trade. Then you can sign one of the FA bats that would be scary as a solo signing.

I already expected Roki to stay on the wc since it seems the Yankees are cursed lately, but these latest quotes about weather and media scrum environment do not scream "signing with the yankees" I'd like it if Matt Blake and the org could impress him with their pitcher development and sneak a deal

I think the best way forward for the yanks is signing a pitcher, dealing for Bellinger (lowest risk option with upside even if I think hes not worth the money, only on books for max 2 years) and honestly I'd see if the cubs would move nico or suzuki in the same deal, and try to get a 1b via trade

If Soto were on the yankees Id magnanimously give him a pass for all his defensive miscues even as he makes a bajillion dollars but I hope the mets fans get very angry at him

Signing for the most money but with the Mets gives off strong Chris Paul hitting a 3 to cut the lead down to 42 vibes.

yankees tried to play a higher aav card on yamamoto instead of matching and now lose soto trying to stretch the contract for an extra year what is even going on

really can't believe the Yankees let him go for that little when they were already at record breaking, really can't believe soto picked the Mets over that little money when he already secured record breaking no matter what but go ahead and give me the business 😭