"this will be an uncomfortable and possibly painful procedure where we stick a probe up your vagina" the masochist with a medical kink (me):

"oh boy i can't wait to draw some pornography!" my chronic pain:

im trying to draw spam sucking on some tv titties i swear to god im working on it but the reference material i'm working off of is DISTRACTING to say the least

my lactation kink conflicts with spam email being a bird. this was drawn with my finger in like 30 seconds

preview of a little pervert because the president (me) is here and hes hornyyyy ✌️✌️

the dykes on here make porn that feels so targeted to me. watching straight porn and then opening bluesky is so night and day in terms of the mental work i have to do to make it sexy 💀

"spamtong is a chubby chaser" is an interesting thing to say. and by that i mean why are you acting like being a chaser is some cute quirky thing

"huh why is there robot porn on my feed" i say while forgetting i also draw robot porn but its of a tv

i like titties. i have a lot of ideas for yuriful titty stuff with her teehee #deltaruined

deleted those bc i hated how the tv's face came out and i wanna fix it lmao

filled out these templates for funsies teehee

she got a new chestplate with NIPPLES which she is very excited about YAYYYY #deltaruined

every day i get more tempted to post pictures of myself because my giant tits look ridiculous in anything tight-fitting. i don't even know what cup size i am, i think it's H now?? an employee at torrid called me "blessed". i have photo evidence but i get SO scared some pervert is gonna repost them

something something nows your chance to get backshots. is that anything. i just love the idea of his big secret battle theme being called BACKSHOTS

brain blast: spamtong and tennaur fucking in the dressing rooms. they think theyre being subtle but their entire staff is jerking off to their loud sex noises in the green room.

i have more cooking but its several drawings. heres a small preview because i cant stand not posting everything as soon as its done. i ❤️ bullshit diagrams

obsessed with this tag????????????????

genuine question: if i put the beginning of a giant thread in a tag, does the entire thread clog up the tag or is it just the first post???

you took a shortcut through an alleyway and interrupted this guy fingering himself. smash? #deltaruined

needed to draw puppet next to him just to keep myself humble.

ok i just need this documented somewhere: i had the most insane orgasm of my life today and could barely walk for like an hour afterwards from the afterglow and exhaustion. thank you butt plugs for your service

just got a strawpage suggestion that somehow got me even deeper into the bird sex rabbit hole. the things i do for the email guy........ (said while having fun because learning is cool)

i bought a sex toy and lube in preparation for today because i thought my period ended a few days ago. PSYCH! it came back with a vengeance. i would do it anyway but the person i live with tossed all the towels that aren't stark white. so i cant just use a towel or it'll be a mess. FRUSTRATED.

back on topic here's a little sketch whose context you may know eventually if i feel like it. it isn't in the cathode's nature to do these things. however i draw him doing them anyway. for ME.

omfg i sent myself a test message on strawpage that was sfw and one that was just "penis penis penis vaginaaaaa" and the latter one didnt go through. GODDAMNIT THE WHOLE POINT OF THE DARN THING IS PENIS DISCUSSION!!!!!!!!!!! POO!!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS SO SWEET WHAT!!!!!! THANK YOUUUUUU WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH frolicking through daisies rn. in my mind

NAURRRR THIS IS SO SAD.............

my strawpage has gotten exactly zero things so far. so if you send in something you'd have first dibs on a drawing for your boanar. blinks at you so cutely

im ngl scrolling thru the deltaru1ned tag as a fat bitch makes me so uncomfortable sometimes. i love fat bitches and am attracted to us but the way fat is portrayed as innately sexual in a lot of the fyetish drawings just makes me want to never go out in public again

anyone else like looking at spam email titties????

how it feels to not be into piss on here

i always draw spam with the heels because i hc addisons have hooves. shaped like heels. because i SAID SO.

boring spamussy sketch #deltaruined

posting this garbage because i think its funny. their size difference is so ridiculous

i made a strawpage because thats what all the cool smut accounts are doing, send requests if you so choose iyrmasnyd.straw.page

waking up and looking at my notifications

draws the tv domming even though i truly don't believe it's in his nature to dom. however. my peenar🙂

i was gonna wait to post more to not clog up the tag but im so impatient so take this #deltaruined

working on cleaning up my backlog of #deltaruined doodles, posting this one seperately cuz its the biggest one. pictured: bones to be jumped imminently.

realized something about my headcanons for these two. their shared struggle. tragic.

that tv absolutely has a praise kink which is so unfortunate because praise is such a turnoff for me. he wants to be called a good boy so bad but best i can do is calling you a whore take it or leave it

ugh im seeing a lot of these accounts on my shit so it must be said: drawing kids in sexual situations for the purpose of sexual titillation is morally wrong. if you think that makes me an "anti" or whatever then good riddance, fuck off

not to be annoying but im so not used to just posting drawings of raw dick and balls. but im being so brave. and posting drawings of raw dick and balls

i wanted to draw my hc for what addison dicks look like so i chose blue because his hair is fun to draw. i forgot until i was coloring this i hc him as transmasc so uh. happy your bottom surgery went well, king!!!!!

when your tv is alone he jerks off in a bra and panties #deltaruined

realizing i only know how to draw uncircumcised flaccid penises. what a specific blind spot 😭

i would make a strawpage for smut ideas. however. girl the anxiety............... what if i draw your smut WRONG!!!!!!

this is unsexy on purpose #deltaruined idk how to make his puppet form in any way sexual while keeping him recognizably horribly ugly

i underestimated how much bluesky loves fat bitches. im pleasantly surprised

a little wholesome yuri #deltaruined (cuz nudity)