lol at universities in conservative non major cities advertising for non tenured positions! as if anyone wants to be precarious where you are located!

cheers to amateur dabblers who shit on professional standards for art but then consume professionally made art… cheers

have babies bc the worst people are having babies and we need good babies to fight the bad babies

out: chat gpt in: chat, j'ai peté

remember when guys were freaking out about lana del rey being too manufactured and now they’re making ai girlfriends

lmao has any of the numtots latched onto the yellow brick road as a metaphor for racist infrastructure projects

the first time something hurts it feels like the world is ending; the first time something is wonderful feels like the world is beginning

guys i figured it out

capitalizing off of our need to have a collective experience

is technology technology if it hastens death? is refusal technology?

… i use calibri

musetta shows up in a lavish outfit and starts seducing men and smashing plates—a cunt icon!

23andme but it tells people which ones of your ancestors were nazis and/or slave owners

THE INTERNET SUCKS BC CAPITALISM SUCKS

level 1 wkw fan: this looks like something wkw would have shot insufferable wkw fan: *you mean christopher doyle (guess which one i am)

man: is [another man] kinda square? me: well he’s straight man: but is he square? me: [slowly realizing that straight/square are equivalent to me]

man: would you pick the bear or the man? me: bear, because i could eat it, but i wouldn’t eat human flesh. man: that’s not the point of the question me: I’M IN THE WILDERNESS I NEED FOOD AND WARMTH

on sinitic slippage

middle age: just looked in my freezer and rapped “there’s some pork in the house” to the cadence of WAP

thank u chappell roan for ushering in a culture where boyfriends are embarrassing 🙏🏼🙏🏼

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

marxist yoga

From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."

what would it mean to be free of capture?

will y'all finally believe me that the right is too patriarchal to gaf about child sexual abuse

ezra klein reciting buddhist koans as a way of asking ta nehisi coates to swallow his rage regarding white supremacists is an example of using model minority/asian culture to triangulate against black people.

truly illuminating how american tv storylines are like “we did a racism back in the day” and french tv storylines are like “we did a racism yesterday”

watching lupin and french prison seems kinda nice

why can't MY city elect a left wing rapper for mayor :(

jasmine deserved the win but i have a soft spot in my heart for aaron’s flavors 🥲 #gbbo

did u walk around an art reception offering persimmons and kaffir limes to people who struck ur fancy or do u socialize normally

my gender is unimpressed by ur blonde/brunette lesbian movie

instead of discussing how queer tragedy forecloses life maybe we should discuss more on how queer possibility gives life

STOP BEING WEIRD ABOUT ASIA

i actually know this bc i teach the yes men in class 😛

when u realize the men who have harmed u the most comprise the trifecta of water signs

i love my triumph motorcycle but i do also love yamaha for also making pianos and husqvarna for also making sewing machines. plus my first bike was a yamaha classic.

deserts are man made

i try to get into kim stanley robinson but every time the glib understanding of geopolitics underwhelms me

enough with the polyamory discourse. bring back otps.

you want me to support food insecure families? you mean THE THING MY TAXES ARE SUPPOSED TO DO?????

there has to be a word for how portraying isms on screen doesn’t critique the ism but rather reproduces it

à propos de rien duolingo français m’enseigne beaucoup de mots sur les cambrioleurs

"How do we get back the men we lost to Trump, Andrew Tate, and the Proud Boys?" Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.

omg is salsa macha just mexican chili crisp

honestly the only reason the portland frogs work is bc portland is full of white people. but hey use your privilege! 🐸

the orca orchestra

the poetics of proprioception | we will find each other

kpop demon hunters best movie about revolution this year >>>>>>