[she would kill someone if she heard that]

... [ exiting. ]

[ 𝙑𝙀𝙍𝘼 𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙏 ] 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩.. - Non Lewd - Crossover Centric - Serious/Crack/Banter #RWBYRP/#MVRP 𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙋𝙍𝙔 𝙄𝙏 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 𝙈𝙔 𝘾𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙏!

i'm not babysitting 101.

i am not taking care of a hundred and one.

excuse me.

I’m a Spartan of my word. 200 likes for Fishnets.

[ glass-eyed; ] they're going to put me on baby duty again, aren't they.

‎ ㅤ What the fuck. ㅤ How is she supposed to care for this thing? Just make sure it doesn't break anything? ‎

‎ ㅤ ... With her taste in Dàiyù's mouth and her warmth in Dàiyù's womb, Diana's raunchiness has made this morning abnormally difficult to process. Not that she has anything against the goings-on, but her return engagement had been somewhat light given it had been a period of relaxation. ➕ ‎

‎ ㅤ "Were we to have met in another time and another life, I would likely not be extending you even the branch I do now." The sword stayed by the dragon's side is a sign of this spindly phantom branch - one that only barely holds the weight of the light trust placed. "Show me how trustworthy ➕ ‎

‎ ㅤ Good. They can be comfortable, then. ㅤ She brings Darby closer as her feet lose contact with the ground, wafting through the air above the shrine with nonchalance. One of her arms wraps around his back and grips his waist, while the other slides toward the back of his head - both of which ➕ ‎

" ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ. " ᴅᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴀʀʀᴀᴡᴀʏ

[ she does not See. ]

‎ ㅤ " ... " If she were to continue, she'd say something about duty. The truth she'll hide is that she'd miss the pup. ‎

[ Headshake. ]

‎ ㅤ How is Hannah's brand of demon showing a better sense of sacrifice than humans? ㅤ ... That's the thought that puts her back on guard. Demons are prone to tricks, and this could be yet another one; just because she doesn't 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 this one's power in the moment doesn't mean it isn't there. ➕ ‎

Do. I have to?

. . .

‎ ㅤ "That I hope you never do that." ‎

... No, you.

‎ ㅤ " 'Should' and 'would' are different statements." ‎

"You said it, not me. What was it?"

"最悪なのは何ですか？"

[ Squint. ]

[ grumble. ]

did you forget the name, or are you choosing not to say it?

[ stare. brow raising. ]

... it's your shrine.

... after they've broken it, flooded it, and probably worse?

i'd hope so, it's your shrine.

you keep an eye on them.

i'm never here, so.

... how would i not figure?

you're the babysitter.

... i'm going to go on another mission and let mikoto sort out the monkey problem when it happens.

... this shrine does not have space for hundreds of monkeys.

... don't ask me.

‎ ㅤ There is silence, despite how the dragon's eyes narrow at such a smug face. Her own hands lift and place themselves where Mikoto's had been, squishing her own cheeks and rubbing in a soft attempt to redirect and get her composure back. Whatever heart her new body has thrums a million, ➕ ‎

‎ ㅤ " ... Please. You're less demanding than the dog, and she doesn't ask for much." The dragon's eyes roll. It was almost playful, if she didn't speak with such monotony and strangle any possible smile into the dirt. It could easily have been misinterpreted as annoyance. ㅤ On the approach, ➕ ‎

‎ ㅤ "Changed your sin..?" Dàiyù's eyes narrow. Of all the things she'd heard, this wasn't one. Had she committed enough of an act to force a change? "Did you not have to breach the boundary? How did you get through?" ‎

Halloween... [ Clicking her tongue. ]

‎ ㅤ ... ㅤ "Cute." ㅤ Her lips are struggling not to curve straight up into a smile. They twitch for a beat before she reins in control of her stoic mouth and face, leaving the light slant of her eyes as the only indication of her amusement. The blade is returned to its dirt sheath, and the ➕ ‎

‎ ㅤ " ... I've rarely met a demon so early after their inceptions. Most demons that breach into our plane are either of higher power and age, or were dragged up as servile weaklings by the mentioned." Dàiyù's narrowing eyes aren't hostile. They are, however, dissective. "What led you here?" ‎