husband discovered hotel room A/C ASMR and is now really upset bc he turned it off and he misses it and just went 'what should i put on... music... sounds...'

doing some drafting and have an absolutely bonkers idea that might be crazy enough to work muslin tomorrow

did you know the ma-ma-ma-ma at the beginning of pokerface is from ma baker

back in the cosplay mines wish me luck

don't befriend me unless you enjoy receiving cryptic photos without any context whatsoever and like 29094829203 pics of bugs

i bought a tadc blindbox at 5below yesterday and really wanted bubble but got jax so lmao

lmao wow i was laying here listening to the old jazz playlist as i woke up and thinking 'man you can always tell glenn miller just from the sound' and the song i posted last night came on again to bookend my sleep

DAY 1: past, tentacles (mindbreak?) had this done in time but never got around to posting, sorry for the wait! #alvoxweek2026 #radiostatic #alvox

thread of Black artists and creators who deserve love & support not only today for Juneteenth, but everyday 🧵

hey jsyk when i make posts like this, i mean anyone we do not have to be mutuals or whatever, i am open to any suggestions and will just tell you if the answer is no

hands shaking to fuck lmao oh well the inks are what they are

killing time at the salon give me sfw things to draw

Gonna take the opportunity to do some good and lift up the voices in our community To any black/POC (ESPECIALLY black) members of the fandom, comment or quote with some of your best works! Art, cosplays, whatever! Gas yourselves up 📢 If you’re white, hype up your moots! Show you ACTUALLY care!

i picked my husband up and threatened to throw him onto the floor off the bed and when he started begging me not to, i said 'what do we say?' and the answer i was looking for was 'i love you' and what i got was 'i'm nice! i'm nice!!' and when i seemed unconvinced he added 'you are SO strong!!' lmao

my husband just told me the small of my back is the perfect contour pillow in case you needed to know

sometimes i wonder where my inability to look at myself in a mirror comes from and then i get out of bed to take a piss, glance at myself as i pass the sink and my father's voice comes out of my mouth as i say 'look at the head on that thing' and it doesn't seem so far-fetched anymore

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✨JUNETEENTH MUTUAL AID THREAD ✨ Here’s a thread with Black folks you can support in celebration of #Juneteenth. Do some good - even if you’re sending $3 to a Black person to treat themselves to a dessert or a coffee! Circulate & give to at least one person in the thread if you have the means 💜

...ah, talked about sports again last night on the stream and this morning 'someone' signed me up for a newsletter about sports glad you're still in the audience please leave

someday when i vanish into the aether and none of you hear from me again, please know that i was fond of you and probably still am, even if we weren't super close

i follow some old friends on this acct and they haven't cared about me in so long that nothing about this acct piqued their interest or seemed like me and it's bittersweet sometimes i think about announcing myself to them, but idk what i think that would accomplish

my husband just accidentally found a 1950's spooky roadtrip thing and the first thing is the shadow and i am just high enough to be really fucking nostalgic my grandfather used to do the shadow for me when i was a kid and it's one is the few very stark memories of him i have, doing the shadow voice

my husband fucking ate shit in the middle of the stream and hurt himself lmao

time to go make my chatty ass stream's problem lmao

holy shit this is so fucking funny i put on RBF drunk again and it autoplayed fucking BRIGHTER and when i went to take a screenshot it was like a shuffle vox playlist

hello this is the famous angel-friend be nice to him bc i promised to promo him to -5 followers

my fav vape is on a huge sale rn so husband is buying us each one hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah

someone literally came to my desk and told me i needed to smile i am going to kermit

IT IS A ROMPER IT IS A ROMPER IT IS A ROMPER

husband whined he wants to play more DST soon so i suppose it's time for the return of The World's Most Annoying Man

okay friends i know that it is almost definitely a skirt but the vees vs alastor outfit for val, would it be a cop-out to make it a romper? do i need to learn to love the micro-mini? i am vaguely concerned over the bodysuit that it will ride up constantly bc of the slippery fabric on fabric

payday came early so got vox and some of val's fabric ordered huzzah

husband: you look so cute to-day, just your earring, your glasses, your face, everything [walks into building] guard: good morning, why do you look so sad this morning??? HR: morning! …you okay? payroll: hey OP! you tired to-day? records: hello~ everything good? you look… [uncomfortable noise]

Unfortunately, There are currently no good alternatives that actually allow adult-oriented sales. It's just a matter of operating under the radar. I did make a website that collects all that info in one place : aa-tips.carrd.co If I missed any please let me know and I'll research it and add it.

cat tentatively seems like she'll be okay, they were scared of a brain lesion or rabies but it looks like a sinus-ear-tooth infection and dehydration so... money, but a recovering baby

weh weh bestie wants to pay for my tattoo touchup for my bday weh weh

our tenant is having a cat emergency so we're calling out and heading back to the ER i guess ✌🏻

vel-friend just messaged me about the con so i guess she's still planning to be vel even if she hasn't started yet

goddamn mower wouldn't start again after i stopped to chat with someone so my husband came out for moral support and then followed me as i pushed it back up the hill telling me how he married the strongest man on earth and other affirmations i am gonna be very sore

car-karaoke with husband to smooth by santana ft rob thomas and did you know it was ranked as the second-most-successful song ever on billboard's hot 100 behind the twist

got pulled over for the PA students drilling eye exams bc i'm blind as shit and the kid i got was so nervous that he acted foolish, dunked on his female student assistants to show off to me, made a ton of mistakes and also introduced himself three separate times with the clammiest fucking handshake

late for my meeting bc i was making that thread lmao

i need a proper val cosplay thread so this is it now the general plan is to have the val structure available to me and to be able to make a variety of outfits that i can opt to wear over it. structure under the bodysuit will be a corset with brackets for bjd-style posable arms/hands for photos.

braindead and only able to think about cosplay

s/o to the dude who came in while i was having a shit n scroll, started singing 'break my heaaart agaaaiiiinnn', slipped into the stall next to mine immediately ???? hit something?? and went '…………damn ittttt', then a few seconds later went back to singing until i got up to leave

bestie just call husband sobbing bc something got fucked up at work and she needed to be soothed, meanwhile i just fucked up something and am trying to get someone with proper admin priv to fix my little oopsie, happy monday

we have been having quiet phone time for a few and my husband just suddenly said in a small voice 'i miss bubble' fucking same

i have a very hilarious anecdote but it's about my sex life so i guess y'all don't get it but maybe some day it will show up in some fan work bc it is just too fucking funny

'we should RP valangel,' he says, peering up from the floor where he is drafting his vees angel dress, eyes sparkling