life is so funny lmao

my husband also wants to get in on having a fictional man praise/neg him about his chores guess who didn't wash the linens and remake the bed

DAY 3: ELDRITCH pathetic box has a religious experience while trying to get laid #hellamonsterfuckerweek2026 #radiostatic #staticradio #nsfw #hazbinhotel

i... drew two different hands between two panels and realized it after i inked the second one lmao fml

ALSO they implemented a new procedure for our yearly evals where they send out requests for review from 'stakeholders' and my boss asked me to provide a list for her to reach out to which resulted in her being genuinely unable to give me a shitty review this year bc EVERYONE LOVES ME AND WHAT I DO!!

still wild to me that one of the higher ups keeps checking in on my val progress and was telling me she needs to go back for season 2. she is so stoked for the progress and was talking shop with me about everything, asking how the arms were going, validating my plans UGH!!! just so rewarding!!!

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husband has been really into singing lately and it makes me really happy but also he has been leaving parts to me entirely so i need to actually start practicing the harmonies and shit oops lmao youtu.be/Fs2x_PMwJF4 traffic karaoke started with this

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angel-friend did like 75% of his bulletpoints so he gets a surprise vox to cheer him on for taking care of himself

told angel-friend i would make him take care of himself via scolding and being disappointed bc if he's spent his whole life trained to respond to that, someone might as well use it to his benefit and he agreed i asked him what he has been neglecting about his personal care and… that's a long list

UGGGHHHHHHHHHHH my second set of stilettos arrived and the toe box is SO much better but they are full on like a half inch too fucking long for my foot what do i do i was getting metatarsal pain from the 11's and assumed it was my triple wide foot hating the narrow toe box but too long is goofy af

guess who got confronted at 8:17 about not sending in a photo and then simply said 'no thank you!' and refused to elaborate lmao

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adamfucker got up through scream rain with us tonight and as we were signing off, i told her she would get to see human vox next episode and she made a big point of saying she is convinced he is from the midwest and 'a corn boy' and we could not stop laughing

visitor asked 'how's the stalking going' and someone was at it again this morning and turns out it's not even my mother this time, it's my ex girlfriend?? she heard me talking shit about her i guess?? it has been almost 20 YEARS, i want my VHS fansubs back and also HEY GUESS WHO I FUCKING MARRIED

i've been on the edge of falling into a really bad self-destructive spiral and i think maybe i will vomit it into some art this afternoon when a friend comes over

i guess i just pushed the argument back 12hrs huh

i told him i have no interest in competing against her and now i'm gonna go have a drink and smoke and pretend to go to bed

man, what a buzzkill i should just go to bed

angel-friend just told me that his roomie who flipped out a few weeks back about me and terrorized him all night apologized and said she was actively working on fixing her issues so, tentative good update i guess

been slowly watching hazbin with an old friend and i absolutely could not foresee which character she has fixated on

the character arc of angel-friend not liking alastor At All to getting this last night and seeing it this morning is hilarious to me

my husband is live rn and i should be modding for him but in 15 minutes i am not sure who i am

torturing myself to-day (starting the val neck fluff)

just got a text saying 'this is a game changer' so i can sleep soundly knowing i gave her the best going away gift i could

we did not successfully talk vel-friend out of impulse moving across half the fucking country but she is also trying to get a master's now while also moving so we met her tonight for dinner and i gave her a good luck bottle of addies so she could try not to immediately flunk out

i am SO FUCKING SICK of the middle class women in my fucking building who work IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY and are TERRIFIED TO STEP FOOT OUTSIDE and when i lose my patience with their fucking bullshit and just handle the situation like a goddamn person should be treated they fawn all over me

lonelyyyyy why will no one take their government mandated lunch breaksssssssss

got too high accidentally last night and planned out a delicious fucking fic but I GUESS I GOTTA GO TO WORK OR WHATEVER...........

i relayed this hilarious anecdote when asked by one of the other runners how it went/my opinion and she was slack-jaw horrified ✌🏻

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. DO YOU WANT TO TEXT A FRIEND?

i was at a luncheon this morning and met a girl who started talking about grief/mourning rituals with me and then dropped she had read fics about stuff like i was talking about and when i asked what fandom she replied 'hazbin hotel' with 0 hesitation i caught up with her after and she loves val????

husband was like 'what song is 'trying to work while my life is crumbling around me'?' just now as we commuted to work and this is the answer lmao youtu.be/6tDDbjg4azU

another request for a professional (or other) headshot at work that i am going to simply not respond to

wish i was HOME doing ART or COSPLAY or SEWING or WRITING or LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE but instead i am at DESK looking at BAD SCREEN and no amount of upbeat singable tracks can save me

coworker told me how fresh faced and good i look to-day and it took us both like 5 minutes to realize she had never seen me without glasses before and it felt like one of those 00's montages where they take the glasses off the 'ugly' girl and she's suddenly hot lmao

guess who already forgot he broke his glasses and was going crazy trying to find them

GUESS WHAT FUCKING DUMBASS BROKR HIS GLASSES LMAO FUCK MY LIFE

okay it's arm test night in the studio wish me luck

my husband just said he was gonna make a hazbin bsky acct i have to go purge all of this simping and lifeposting before i am found out

told my husband about the demon vox promo card as he was going out the door to run last minute errands before he sits through presentations and he just let out a frustrated growl and went SHOW ME WHEN I GET BACK SO I CAN BE MAD WITH YOU we keep joking about impulse going to LVLUP bc this uhhh blows

the amount of pure and unbridled terror that went through me when my husband's laptop made the teams meeting start sound and he was upstairs and probably napping the way i woke tf up and sprinted to the stairwell to yell at him to get up and then (slightly panicked) he yelled back I KNOW I'M IN NOW

he was listening to sussudio and handed me the tape and told me he could tell me where the scissors were downstairs and i told him i wanted to sit with him and he was like 'oh. oh!' and zipped off to grab the scissors and bring them back to me so we could parallel play lmao god he's cute i love him

all of our scissors and tape have disappeared into the library-turned-broadcast room and my husband is gonna have to deal with me coming up there and sitting on the floor to tape this pattern together like a fucking toddler as a result i wonder if i will make it up to the studio afterwards lmao

started a tutorial on how to draw dicks! also here for the full thing 🫶

we were tending the grapevines and i noticed a bronze jumping spider with a snack in its mouth and i greeted it and then whipped out my phone to take a pic and said 'you're so pretty!!' to it and from the other side of the trellis my husband starts laughing and goes 'you said that in val voice'