Congratulations, you have outlived Dick Cheney!

*walks up to a gay couple* Which one is the Vampire and which is the Masquerade?

cringe is dead i tell myself as i nearly miss my bus stop because of the goddamn lol hyperfixation

today is the one day of the year you can say 'happy birthday vincent' (and it will be accurate)!

i just want y'all to know that it's only because god nerfed me with not having a brain-itis that i didn't ALSO make a powerpoint about how much i fucking love neanderthals for last night—

I’m not relevant enough to be doxxed like this but yeah this is why I finally deactivated my Twitter account after 15 years. It’s not only a cesspool filled with the worst people alive, but it’s genuinely a danger to your safety at this point — Musk is 100% collaborating with the government.

Soooo ready to go see some Cryptid Drag/Burlesque numbers tonight!!

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

it might be because i've had some substances but i'm getting genuinely emotional making this mix for klub weirdo

if i ever come into hideous amounts of money, there will be signs

God, i love this one. That "statue" is so inspired.

the problem with getting enough sleep is you still have to go to work when you wake up so billions must die

PROTOMEN ACT III REAL NOT CLICKBAIT IVE BEEN LOSING MY MIND ALL MORNING

Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest

how do i KEEP forgetting that the broad public perception of neanderthals hasn't progressed since like, the 50s

D’Cameron May looks handsome in new photos.

wait a minute

an invisible man comic series AND an event horizon comic series coming out this month, i am being Targeted and it is Working

🎶 one of these things is not like the others 🎶

behold... the Beans

🫵GIVE MATT MONEY🫵

halfway through watching the king of drag premier and the vibes are immaculate

ever get such a stark flash of inspiration about a number that you accidentally write a short story in a google form about it—

Happy Pride!! Make sure to watch King of Drag Streaming Sundays on 8pm CST on Revry starting June 22nd! 🌈 ✨🎉

so back in april i ordered a grand admiral rank bar for may the 4th, and it finally showed up TODAY after i filed a claim with usps. fuckin thing is *BENT* somehow and half the resin buttons fell off in transit so that's. hm. 💀

i'll have to do a proper lil writeup on the vincent price day potluck later today but suffice to say fuck my heart is so full 😭

If you wanna be one of the first people to witness this mix, get your tickets cause it's happening tomorrowwwww www.tickettailor.com/events/vince...

this might be the most excited ive been about a mix in a hot second 👀

AAAAAHHHH

🚨BLEP ALERT, BLEP ALERT, BLEP ALERT🚨

watching the LOST series finale while high was simultaneously an excellent and terrible idea now all i want to do is think about my poor little meow meow ben linus and cry softly

WATCH SAVAGELAND

my mental health is fine, i tell myself as i struggle not to weep listening to This Year for a number

meditation 🪷

GUYS LOOK ‼️

request off for may 26th

huge day for guy who has only seen one movie and it's conclave

i'm glad my partner supports my need to infodump

To the guy in the grocery store who entered the condiments aisle, stared dully at the thousand different varieties of mayonnaise on offer for a moment, and said in a soft but heartfelt voice, “Jesus Christ”: I feel you.

I say "jfc" and "omg" a lot for someone with this much religious trauma stg

rickrolling turns 18 years old tomorrow!!!

youtu.be/s5JVbR_COJc This seemed to be on TV in every ad break when I was a kid.

Young me with unrefined punk ideals would have called Vincent Price a sellout for all of the adverts he put his name to (so, so many). Me of right now mostly just admires his shameless lack of discrimination in getting that cash.

THINGS are fuckin HAPPENING and i am VIBRATING although that might be the big mug of coffee i chugged down while doing photo editing

happy new coheed and cambria album day to all who celebrate 😌