"can your oomfs dm you" my oomfs can twitch and spasm in my throat idc

Getting a gym membership to get my cardio up so I can run faster and farther whenever I walk by ICE agents

Lots of gambling, the rise of Jesters, and finding Christ-like imagery in nature Welcome back 1425

Throwback to my Twitch whispers when this guy came into my DMs and decided that was the day he'd pay for my surgeries. Shame he stopped messaging me, I would've done it.

Whoooaaaa what??? We're kicking off the new stream schedule today and going live at 130pm PST??? That's crazy! And it's on twitch.tv/derp_kip ???? Nuts!

One hour until the first stream of the year! We're playing Pummel Party to determine our draft order for Fantasy Game Publishers! twitch.tv/derp_kip at 830PM PST!

People dunking on the Taco Bell nuggets but the only thing I'm dunking is those nuggets into some more creamy jalapeño sauce

Gonna be starting up a, hopefully ongoing, series next week that'll be streamed on the channel and (maybe?) edited and posted to YT. Gonna be pulling "From The Archives"

Sure, I cross-post stream announcements on Twitter but only you 20-or-so people get to see my non-stream announcements And isn't that the gift that keeps giving anyways

I'm willing to bet it'll be about 6-8 months after Trump's inauguration that Musk gets thrown under a bus for something and everyone finally turns on him

Bit of a fun announcement with the new year! I've made a bet with @ActualOGPancake to see who can stream on more days this year! My goal is to go for at least half of the days in the year 😈 Come follow our journeys at twitch.tv/derp_kip and twitch.tv/theog_pancake !

I already fucked up but 2026 is my year frfr

Okay so I'm 24 minutes late but we're live and setting up the VR! twitch.tv/derp_kip

Dreadhalls VR stream on New Year's Eve at 3pm PST I'm a man of my word twitch.tv/derp_kip

Got Milk?

100. He was just a kid. Gone too soon.

RIP Jimmy Carter, you would have loved BTS

They call me Sans the way I get under tail

The taint is a liminal space

Time will vindicate those that have done no wrong

Why is the Jack in the Box Mega Munchies box as big as my computer monitor

It's probably for the best he died. Gunshot wounds are a pre-existing condition and his claim probably would've been denied.

Look, I don't have to explain myself to y'all and I won't. It was a weird year. Here's the spotify wrapped tho open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

I finally get why @playbalatro.com is nominated for Game of the Year

I hope she rots.

Danny Phantom is the West's attempt at a magical girl series send tweet

Starting a Christian fitness group. Call that Cross-Fit

Finding out "The Line" by twenty-one pilots is from #Arcane S2 but I haven't heard it yet in the show terrifies me. I'm gonna be blubbering at the end of all of this aren't I?

Finally got around to watching #Arcane season 2 (I'm on episode 5) and every god damn thing I've read on the internet about this woman has been complete slander so far. She would not hurt a fly.

Putting every meal in jello was definitely a side effect of the quaaludes

One of the cooler parts about being the age I'm at and being able to look back with hindsight is knowing I've meant every "I love you" I ever gave

First listen -- finally

We're live! Officially up and running raising money for the UNRWA and Palestinian relief! Come join the fun at twitch.tv/derp_kip

Alright so we're definitely a little behind but it looks like our boi just caught a little ulcer. On some meds and she's started eating again. Been monitoring her since last night to make sure nothing crazy happens but we seem p alright.

We have finally conquered the waiting room and we've only shit blood once since last update #Improving #workhardplayhard

The face of a woman who has inexplicably shit blood all over the bathroom

So we're gonna be pushing things back an unknown amount of time here with the charity stream. My dog's health has taken a very sharp nosedive and I'm going to be taking her to the vet

More donation incentives go live when the #stream starts but you can donate to the UNRWA and #Palestinian relief today??? tilt.fyi/UnpTklyZkw He's gonna be eating habaneros and putting temporary tattoos all on himself but you can donate now if you can't make the #stream? Whoa

This Saturday-Monday I will be doing a charity stream event benefiting the #UNRWA and #Palestinian humanitarian relief! The campaign has gone live on Tiltify if any early donations want to be made! Our overall goal is $1,000! tilt.fyi/UnpTklyZkw As always, the stream will be on twitch.tv/derp_kip

"Funniest" outcome is Kamala Harris losing the popular vote but winning the electoral college

The Harris campaign is really in it rn

Got such a rush from voting today, I got back in line 3 times. Filling out those ballots really is something else

Officially trying to find new moots on Pokemon TCG Pocket Add me! FC :: 6412003448050471

We found all the letters!

Me trying to get the gun out of the cop's holster

Definitely cooking a new charity stream event in the next few weeks. Gonna put together a couple details prior to official announcement 👀

Trying to incentivise my half-sister in highschool to do her best at all times

The most insidious part of the Xfinity app is that it requires Wifi to be able to check for the status on my Internet outage

Fine! 100 followers means I post dog and dogs on the TL