I say this as someone who loves drugs.. we cannot have drug addicts in charge 😂

I hope someone does it soon.

Will someone please tell the water signs it’s time to run for office? Manipulate them back.

Be the problem you want to see in the world.

If free housing, free education or tuition reimbursement and free healthcare are so socialist, why are they the selling points for the military.

The least cool thing about me: I prefer the sushi rolls with cream cheese.

Take the trip.

Did Marjorie Taylor Greene get censored by the House for screaming at President Biden? Just wondering if another white woman got away with stuff black men can’t.

Getting ordained so that when I email my representatives, they have to address me as Reverend.

Sitting at the airport, replacing my flying anxiety with anxiety from the news. Can’t be afraid of a mid-air collision if you’re too busy being angry that Blackrock bought both ends of the Panama Canal. #BigBrainThings

Not knowing things is probably so cool. So chill and relaxing, ykwim?

Remember, always use a flared base when getting fucked up the butt.

I need that guy who tracks Pelosi’s stocks to tell me how much the President, JD, Laminated Leather Face and each Cabinet Member are making off of this crash right now because you can’t tell me he didn’t push tariffs so he could time it. We’re about to see the largest wealth transfer in decades.

First Amendment rights, pfft who needs ‘em

We’re about to see who has more control over Donny. Who’s your money on? Because 7 European countries cancelled their contracts with Starlink, 3 put 100% taxes on new Teslas + 200% on used Teslas imported into their country.

Shower thought: Why don’t we make AI generated videos of Trump talking realistically about what his administration is doing so we can educate the Facebook sheeple? It wouldn’t even be misinformation.

Every abuser, ever.

It’s easy to deny privilege exists when you yourself haven’t amounted to much despite a system built by your people, for your people.

DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA. Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps. Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems. See how this works?

All of the feminism leaves my body when I jump on a call with a woman who upturns the end of her sentences.

For legal reasons this is a joke but licking a jolly rancher and then sticking it to the top of a car (like one with trump flags for example) rips the paint off when they try to remove it.

I have an anthropological heart, a fascination of human psychology and behavior and for this reason, in this era of life particularly I become more compassionate every day and simultaneously, more evil as well.

What if the egg shortage is just a scheme to keep us from throwing them at Swasticars?

Just watched the Bob Dylan movie and decided Electric Blues and psychedelics will be getting me through the next 4 years. Wait.. haven’t we.. seen this before?

[email protected] This is the email address requesting federal employees list 5 productive things they did this week. Do with that what you will.

Am I seeing a nose job and maybe some filler in the nasolabial area? Girl, spill ☕️

I hope JD partners with @kyliecosmetics.bsky.social to drop a line for summer. A fresh smokey eye on a summer night is just what this girl needs!

First it was the heavy black eye liner. Now it’s the extra small pants. Only thing JD is making great again is 2010’s emo fashion, CAN I GET A HUUYEAA

Got my $8,000 stimulus check today! Finally, DOGE does something decent. Repost if you got yours!

Big sister’ed a little too hard in the family group chat today

I think we all need to collectively gaslight the right into believing we got $8,000 stimulus checks from all the ‘auditing’ Doge has been doing.

Remember, don’t touch the bricks www.project2025.observer

There are a lot of single men right now that wouldve had wives 50 years ago *just* because a husband meant an a meal and a place to live for women. There are a lot of men right now who don’t actually have the qualifications to have a wife. The institution of Marriage is DEI for men.

Some of you aren’t going to like hearing this so I’ll hold your hand, but marriage is DEI. Marriage is DEI for men.

I’ve entered the “Awe” Stage where I am truly just in awe that people still vehemently support this administration. Vehemently means in a forceful, passionate, or intense manner- for the folks supporting this administration.

Its not a coup unless it comes from the Coup D’état region of France.

How did I finish my 20s without earning a murder of crows as companions, what have I even been DOING.

Listen sometimes you bada your bings. Other times your bings bada you, that’s just life. That’s just how it goes. But you know what you can always do? You can always bada boom; swing right back. I love you, keep swinging.

To believe that a small group of billionaires are suddenly working tirelessly for the benefit of the working class really does require a spectacular level of critical thought.

Being a girl is hard because how sane I am on the internet is directly related to where I’m at in my period.

You can figure out where people are on the political spectrum if you ask them who their favorite Disney character is. For example mine is either Tinkerbell, the OG bratty bottom. Or Peter Pan, the OG soft top twink who loved mischief and tree houses.

Most people think the T-rex can’t clap because it has short arms but really, it’s because they’re dead.

If it was an audit, they would be auditors. It’s a coup.

LIVE through the ditches and LAUGH through the witches and LOVE in the back of my Dragula!

Your hot English TA back again- Caroline Leavitt has begun saying “and his truth is as follows” before quoting Trump. This tactic engages anyone active or inactive, Christian or otherwise, who received religious education. It is training you. It is fooling you. It is manipulating you.

Southwest is cutting 17% of their corporate positions to save 210M in 2025! THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I think before RFK is allowed to open a Wellness Camp he should have to tell 10 unmedicated women with BPD or Bipolar to “calm down” and “try meditating” while they’re in the middle of a manic split. If he survives, he can have his camps.