is this the moment when I will share my controversial UK weather takes 😶

me @ Saturn now

I was worried for a second that I can no longer make jokes about blaming my Saturn return for my internal angst but then I remembered I have a Capricorn Moon

Using the very last moments of Saturn in Pisces to pay respects to the end of my Saturn return: I am now offering Saturn return readings 🪐🖤 twelveofstars.com

If someone doesn’t use traditional methods, that’s perfectly fine. We all practice what resonates with us. But critiquing a subject without having studied lacks fairness and integrity. Astrology deserves better, especially from within its own community. www.aswinsubramanyan.com/post/when-cr...

Traditional astrology is not built only on domicile, exaltation, and debility. It is a framework that includes condition, reception, terms, triplicity, decans, context & what not. Ignoring these and then attacking the system is no different from an outsider dismissing astrology without studying it.

my boys 😭

tfw Dr. Olomi addresses me, the reader, as "Habibi"

one thing I’ve learned from meeting lots and lots of strangers in group settings is people LOVE to talk & show off about their travels. sometimes it’s bragging/one-upping each other, sometimes it’s just enthusiasm, but it always happens makes me think of the Sun having its joy in the 9H

my Saturn return is officially over in 3 DAYS

this is what happens when I meet up with my sister for a drink who is also into astrology 😂

the 4th house truly goes SO deep and personal

My astrology consultation availability is up for March, including one or two weekend dates! 🩵 sacralmystic.com/astrology

I’ve spent every single day of my Saturn return in my 4H ruled by my chart ruler in the 12H grieving my life abroad and yearning for the place where I used to live and it’s equally sad and hilariously on point 😂

today I re-watched the recording of the Saturn return reading I had back in August 2022 with @cielosueloastro.bsky.social and the nostalgia is crazy. the most important sentence I have written down in my notes: "A lot is going to change until February 2026" (it did!!!!)

native english speakers thinking english is the universal language of music that surely everyone understands are once again having a great day I see 🤡

I am officially a part of the chef Son Jong-won fan club now but more importantly I am a part of the chef Son Jong-won's birth chart fan club

Mercury being the trickster makes me think of the time I was at uni abroad and the first thing all of us international students did was teach each other to curse in our native languages. because what's the point of being able to communicate if you can't be a lil gremlin about it at least a tiny bit

I'm in a peak month & month of destiny that ends tomorrow and SO MANY big things & realizations happened this month. even today I managed to squeeze in one last thing I'm excited about. absolute 10/10, applause, compliments to the chef, etc (talking personal life only, not the state of the world)

since I’ve been down with a cold and the weather is miserable I’ve spent every free minute of this week watching & taking notes from Olomi lectures and I’m pretty sure I dreamed with the 9th parts last night

seeing all these chefs on culinary class wars be so competent and reliable and following through on ambitious promises and plans is like a dream for my capricorn moon 😮‍💨

those descriptions for the dodecatemoria of the ascendant from Abu Ma’shar…………… damn

If Mercury is one the governors of your soul you’re meant to be an overthinker

my Saturn return is officially over in a week and a half

sometimes the full moon lighting up your 3H-9H is waking up at 4 am to one of the airbnb guests in your building having an apocalyptic screaming fest on their balcony and not being able to sleep for the rest of the night 🫠

honestly the Decans guidebook from @kiraryberg.bsky.social is truly That Girl when it comes to doing my reading prep

one of the biggest challenges when it comes to reading charts is as an astrologer, unless you know that person really well, you are working with limited information about their life story and there are bits of information people aren't going to share so you kind of have to find your way in the dark

Readers who cultivate dependence in clients are super gross.

I always get excited when I see the Moon in Scorpio in the SR chart of a client and I know I get to go on a tangent about feeling/facing your uncomfortable feelings

the chart of the moment when I moved into my current apartment has Mercury in Sagittarius as its ruler, directly opposite the Asc, and I swear I have never had so many small & weird accidents happen to me in my whole life than the past 2 years of living here 💀

creating an excel spreadsheet to experiment on my own chart using all these medieval techniques for yearly and monthly revolutions as we speak because I need the DATA

for having so many placements in "bad" houses in my natal chart the universe has gifted me with so many years of approaching & ascending back-to-back

planets rejoicing but detriment = trying to do your best with the little that you've got, still being good at it, but it takes much more to deliver the same results you could if you just had the resources

ngl I am very on the fence about the outer planets still and don’t use them for my practice personally but that does not mean I’m not intrigued by neptune leaving my 4h for good

“You’re not a court astrologer, you don’t have a whole day to work on a single client” - Dr Olomi if only you knew how badly I want to Abu Ma’shar my way through client prep 🫠

that Mars retrograde in Cancer & Leo along with Jupiter's journey through Cancer and soon through Leo along with Mars' future journey & retrograde in Leo is so damn baked into my chart and my revolutions it's amazing lol

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today way such a high adrenaline day I didn't even notice Mars is about to leave Capricorn :( I'm going to miss him

the gods came through 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m going to cry

planning to take a bath in my S+S materia to get bts tour tickets like the gods intended

this week is my 8th anniversary of becoming a bts army (just as they are preparing to go on tour again after what feels like forever) and it’s one of my favourite astrology moments ever 🥹

Cooking takes you by the back stairs into someone's heart, bc one's tastes, food preferences, attitudes + reactions to foods, reveals a surprising lot about them to the cook, whether either of them wants or not. And the revelations aren't always pretty 🙃

the post-Saturn return curse: no more Railcards for you in the UK 😭

thinking about how often Scorpio shows up in the natal charts of chefs or people who love cooking a lot, might have to do with the fact that you have to be okay with many things/textures/animal parts/etc. that would gross a lot of people out. and the Mars rulership of course 🔪🔥

culinary class wars is so perfect for my 2H moon that loves food but also for all my mercury activation that has me attending korean classes for over a year now

the artist (actor/singer/songwriter/painter, etc. any art) to astrologer pipeline

I got new tarot decks over the holidays and am accepting new astrology clients. Book with me here: ko-fi.com/elysianastro

using this Moon-applying-to-Venus-moment as quickly as I possibly can before The Void begins for the next 2 days lol

Today is the new moon in Capricorn, happening at the very end of the sign before we begin Aquarius season. This new moon culminates in an area of the zodiac that has been tremendously active these last few weeks, as Venus+Mars met the Sun here, with Mercury hot on their heels and Jupiter opposing 1/

not to be TMI on main but having my period be over a week late (never happened before & it had no reason to be) only for it to arrive when it’s my exact Lunar return amongst this current Cap stellium was not really on my bingo card for my Moon-ruled year but you know what? sure, makes sense 🫠