Is this thing still on

These candles are about to become my entire personality.

Come see me and learn more!

Gobble gobble

Breaking: Colonel Sanders nominated as Secretary of Defense.

I’d trust Dr. Pepper more than Dr. Oz.

Did I buy this plague doctor keychain? Absolutely.

RFK Jr. when asked about vaccines:

Inevitably my presence has been requested here so I guess I shall make a return

Wedding day is tomorrow 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

6 days until wedding day 😱🎉

Has anyone ever had any experience with a journal accepting a paper (with minor edits) to turn around and then reject the paper when said edits were made? Mind you, 8 months following initial submission, 3rd round of edits. Met with silence from editor when I inquired their reasoning.

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Seeing a lot of mustaches these days and I ain’t mad about it

Ok so in my absence I became a residency program director and full blown swiftie

Oops forgot this existed

Why is wedding planning so overwhelming

Meow

*visible confusion*

Hah

Being an adult means eating an entire bag of expired sour jelly beans for dinner

Still alive hello

Is it gay to compliment another man’s abs in the locker room lmk

I had TMJ for 2 months and my dentist told me I probably got it from eating a big sandwich.

Happy 4th

Take Care of Maya is literally HEARTBREAKING.

If anyone ever wants to get me a gift, I’ll gladly accept Bloody Mary oyster shooters

Hi here’s a thirst trap

Are NFTs still a thing

Sorry I’ve been MIA I just found out eel blood is toxic and I’ve been having a tough time digesting that information

Should I eat week old salmon lmk

Unsubscribing from emails is my kink

My diet today consisted of hot dogs and ice cream. I am thriving.

To be or not to be a thot on Bluesky that is the question

Tried a new pre workout and honestly not sure if I’m overdosing on caffeine or having an allergic reaction

Is this thing on