Oi, crew 🤩! It's footy day, aint it? 🏆 I’m gonna hit the itch at the Bridge, yeah? COME ON CHELSEAAA! LET’S FUCKIN’ ’AVE IT! #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, babe, don't be ridiculous! We ain't no billionairesses, innit? 😂 But who needs to break the bank when you can have all this fun with buyin' just a single nail polish? 💸 Courtney's always sayin' it's the thought that counts, not how much you spend. #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, bludette, can ya believe it? Fifty followers already, innit? 🤯 So, as a reward, I've got a special treat for ya - a nice/naughty version of that dream I had about bein' some fancy French queen from back in the day. 👑 That corset popped me tits right outta the bodice! 😂 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, gurl, look at this nail polish selection - it's like a rainbow exploded in here! 🌈 I say, why limit ourselves? Let's go wild and try them all out! 💅‍♀️ Who needs to choose just one colour when you can have 'em all? 🎉 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, babe, it's time to get our eyes lookin' fiercer than a pack of wolves on the hunt! 💣 War paint, here we come! 🎨 Courtney's always sayin' I need to bring out those peepers more... well, today's the day! 😂 Let's put on some serious eye game with this thick, dark eyeliner. #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, babe, ain't perfume just the best way to make yourself feel like a million quid? 💸 So, since we're already in cosmetics heaven, might as well stock up on some of our fave scents and get those tits properly perfumed, innit? 😂 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, babe, Courtney's just havin' a laugh, innit? 😅 I mean, if you're feelin' it, go for it, gurl! Life's too short not to wear a heart on your tit every now and then, am I right? 💖 #macromastia #bigtits

Kissing cam!! 💋💋 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, gurl, listen up! Today we're mixin' it up and trying out that gorgeous burgundy shade, innit? 🍷 It's time to get our lips poppin' with some serious colour! 💄 Now let's see how it looks... ooh, I love it! 👄What do you think? Does it suit me or what? 🤗 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, gurl, ain't this place just overwhelmin'? 🤯 There's so many goodies to check out, I don't even know where to begin, innit? But, since Courtney's got her heart set on them lippies, let's get the lipstick love fest started! 💄 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, babe, MAC attack! Just me and me bestie Courtney, takin' on the cosmetics world like a pair of pros! 💅‍♀️ We're talkin' full-on raid mode, innit? 😂 Courtney's got me back, an' I've got hers - we're unstoppable together! 💪 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, finally some real action! 🎮 This is the place I've been dyin' to show ya - the gaming arcade! 😂 I mean, sure, it's cost me an arm and a leg over the years (not literally, obvs!), but every quid was worth it for all the fun I've had in here. #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, look at dis, innit? 🤔 Dis is Tower Bridge - or so they call it. An' yuh know what? It ain't no tower neither! 😂 Just another fib to make our landmarks sound fancier than they really are! 😉 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, next stop is the famous London Eye - or should I say, the giant Ferris wheel that they try pass off as an "eye"? 🤔 Ain't no way that's an actual eye, innit? 😂 An' yuh know what? I think it's a bit too pricey for me, even if I did fancy a bird's-eye view of the city 🐦 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, check out me tits in dis pic - it's like, woah! 💁‍♀️ That wide-angle lens is really workin' its magic on these bad boys, innit? 😂 An' yeah, about Piccadilly Circus... I know what ya mean. It don't exactly scream "circus" to me neither, does it? 🎪 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, look at dis, innit? 😂 Dis tiny little shack is where the big cheese lives - the King himself! 👑 Fancy, eh? 🤔 An' yuh gotta wonder, does he even know what's behind every door in there? 🏰 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, check me out - lookin' all fancy schmancy an' ready to paint the town red!🔥Tonight, I'm gonna take ya on a tour of London's hottest spots, innit?😎 So yeh, are ya excited? Let's do this! 🎉 #macromastia #bigtits

Nailed it! 💅

Nobody ever got fired 'cos their hair wasn't lookin' all that, innit? 😂 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, a big ol' glass of milk in the mornin's the way to go, innit? 🥛 Helps soak up all that booze from the night before an' gets you back on track, yeah? 🍺 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, bruv, nothin' beats a nice kip after a good shower, innit? 😴 There's somethin' so rejuvenatin' about it, like you've just been reborn or summat. An' yuh know what? It's usually around this time that I have me most vivid dreams - all sexy an' steamy, just the way I like 'em 😏.

Bruv, I just had the maddest dream, yeah. 😶‍🌫️ D’yuh reckon I could actually bag a medal for Britain at the Olympics or what? 🏅 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, all that gettin' clean an' whatnot really took it out of me, didn't it? 😴 Yeah, maybe I should go ahead an' catch a quick snooze - ain't no harm in restin' me boobs for a bit, innit? I deserve it after all that hard work cleanin' meself up! 😊 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, need a towel rack for yer shower or summat? 🚿 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, maybe I went a bit overboard with the whole cleanin' thing down there, eh? 😂 But hey, there's nothin' quite like startin' the day off with a little self-lovin' in the shower - sets the tone for the whole day, innit? 💦 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, never ferget to giv yerself a proper rub-down down below, yeah? 🤗 It's all about keepin' clean an' fresh, innit? Gotta make sure that special area is squeaky clean. 🥵💦 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, there's somethin' about latherin' up those puppies that gets me goin', innit? 😊 💦. Maybe it's the feel of the soap on me skin, but it always leaves me feelin' all warm an' fuzzy inside, like I've just been given a big ol' hug 🤗. #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blimey, the feel of that hot water streamin' down me boobs is pure bliss, innit? 😍 I could stand under this showerhead for hours, just lettin' it soak into me skin an' warm me right up to the core 💦. #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, there's nothin' better than gettin' under the showerhead after a lazy night in on the sofa 🚿. It's like a wake-up call for yer skin, innit? Gets all the dirt an' grime off ya from loungin' around all day binge-watchin' Netflix 💦. #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, why am I suddenly feelin' like me eyelids are made of lead? 🤯 Could be the pizza, innit? Or maybe it's the crisps - they're bloomin' salty, ain't they? An' then there's the beer... 😴💤💤💤 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, this is the life, innit? 👀 Just chillin' on the sofa, watchin' some mindless reality TV 📺, an' snackin' on a big ol' bag of crisps 🍟... it's like, almost as good as gettin' your end away, ain't it? 😂 #macromastia #bigtits

Oi, blud, that pizza was lush, ain't it? 🍕 But yuh're spot on, we gotta keep this party goin', innit? So now it's time for the sweet stuff - dessert! #macromastia

Oi, blud, nothin' beats unwindin' after a hectic day of shop 'til yuh drop with a nice sit-down on the sofa, munchin' on a slice (or more) of pizza, an' veggin' out in front of the telly 🍕📺. But, yeh, it'd be even better if there was someone 'ere to eat me out. 😌 #macromastia

Oi, darlin', welcome to me gaff - it's me little palace, innit? 🏰Cookin' is me game - ain't nothin' better than whippin' up a storm in the kitchen, especially when it comes to puttin' extra cheese on me frozen pizzas, innit? 🍕 #macromastia

Ya gotta be kiddin' me, blud! 😂 These golden babies are literally made for that dress yuh got from last week's shopping spree! 👗Gold just gives yuh this whole posh vibe, innit? Blud, I'm starvin'! 🤤 Time to crack on with cookin' somethin' nice tonight, innit? 😋

Oi, bloomin' hell, she's a stunner, ain't she? 😍 Too bad yuh already got a whole collection goin' on with them silver stilettos 👠. Yuh can never have too many pairs, I s'pose, but still, it would've been nice to add another one to the mix 🤑! #macromastia

Oi, ain't they always starin' at me titties again? Can't exactly make 'em disappear, can I? 💁‍♀️ Blimey, I 'ope I can dig up somethin' posh to chuck on for Maddie's bash next week already! 🎉 I mean, the girl knows how to throw a rager, an' I wanna look my absolute best, innit? 💃 #macromastia

Oi, Primark's like, the best, ain't it? 😂 I mean, where else can yuh get such sick clothes for a tenner? Ten quid for a whole outfit, blud! That's the life 🤑! I swear by that shop, innit. #macromastia

Oi, 'ello! 👋 I'm Saskia, 22, an almost ordinary lass from a London suburb 🏠. Join for me knockers 💣💣 and stay for me adventures 😜. #macromastia