An actual conversation I had with my partner. I just KNEW Szayel would have a similar reaction. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

In another funk. Have face.

Happy Valentine’s Schlock! Have a bouquet of toes and candy heart threats! ❤️ #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Happy Valentine’s Day! I made cards for my girlfriend! 😆 #beeandpuppycat #bee #puppycat #toast

I will finish this someday….. 💗

Hopped on the trend some of my friends are doing ❤️ #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Drew Szayel while staring at Mystery Saja 😍 #bleach #szayel #szayelapporo #szayelaporrogranz

Drew Szayel while staring at Romance Saja 😍 #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Fuck ICE 🙂

No Szayel this week. Just frog clickers.

You know Szayel expected a reward after he was asked to spice up a birthday~ #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

My final contribution to… Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 7: Random Acts of Rudeness This prompt speaks to Szayelaporro Granz on a personal level. The first 2 are somewhat canon-complaint (SAFWY and BBS)…the last is based on educated vibes. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 6: Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon There’s no notable 12th Division features, but I was reading @corvinz.bsky.social’s awesome fic in between sketches. 😝

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 5: Ornament Insertion You gotta be pretty close to Szayel for him to allow you to play with him this way. 😝 #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 4: Snowman Carrot Erection How ELSE would one differentiate a Szayelaporro snowman? Placing his hollow hole correctly seems appropriate! 🤷‍♀️😝 #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 3: Aphrodisiacal Eggnog Never trust something Szayel hands you. We all know he’ll use any excuse to drug you. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 2: Dildo Sweatshop Some of Szayel’s Fracciónes have special “shipping and handling” jobs. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 1: Balls in a Nutcracker Szayel likes to get festive with his torture. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

The alchemist brewing his little concoctions 🩷 #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Szayel likes watching others…especially when they’re in the middle of something sinful. Showing Kyoraku his petal getting banged by Kenpachi is just a bonus. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #shunsuikyoraku #zarakikenpachi #kenpachi

W-why are you showing me this…? #bleach #shunsuikyoraku

Been going thru it lately. A little burnt out from working so hard on kink/schlocktober. Real life has been rough. I’ll try to be back for schlockmas. ❤️

Szayel’s…not the best with gift giving. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Bath time usually includes Szayel adding home-brewed alchemic potions to the water. Sometimes it’s a muscle relaxant. Sometimes it’s a psychedelic. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

😍😍😍😍😍

Just thinking about that tongue from that concept art… #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Behold... Jingle Bell Schlock. Full event description at www.tumblr.com/schlocktober

A much needed hug ❤️ #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

And finally… Schlocktober Day 31: Candy Apple Coating Szayel can be “generous” sometimes. And festive! 🍎💦 Happy Halloween! #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Kinktober Day 30: Degradation We all know he’s a dirty little whore and that he loves to hear it. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 29: Cloning Gone Wrong The outcome was unexpected, but I don’t think Szayel’s complaining~ 😘 #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 28: Breaking a Sex Contract Oh no. Why would you do that with HIM? The consequences will be dire. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 27: Salt Daddy It may be hard to pick up on his manipulation tactics early in the relationship, but trust me. They’re definitely there. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Kinktober Day 26: Lingerie #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Kinktober Day 25: Impact Play A definite kink for our favorite sadist. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Kinktober Day 24: Gags It’s the only way Szayel stays quiet. Ever. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Szayelaporro for @saltychonk.bsky.social #szayelaporro #bleach #kryptosart

Kinktober Day 23: Biting & Praise Kink #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Kinktober Day 22: Crawling Even after all these years keeping him, Szayel loves his little (adult) Quincy keepsake. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #uryuishida

Kinktober Day 21: Monsterfucking Or…two monsters fucking? 🤣 This is what I was really imagining going on in SAFWY. #bleach #safwy #spiritsareforeverwithyou #ciengranz #kenpachi #zarakikenpachi

Schlocktober Day 20: Understimulation Szayel’s always been a blunt bitch. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 19: Wound Fucking This prompt was made for Szayel. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 18: Genital Swap No words are needed. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 17: Pain Without Pleasure Well, Szayel is a master of that. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #renjiabarai

Schlocktober Day 16: Inedible Cum A fun punishment when his pets talk out of line…changing the molecules in his cum so it hardens like cement. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Kinktober Day 15: Semi-Public & Object Insertion Szayel actually thought he could sneak a little fun in during his meeting with Lord Aizen. (Reads right to left) #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #ginichimaru #sousukeaizen

Schlocktober Day 14: Banned on TikTok Szayel just wanted to blow off some steam and make a couple thirst toks. Of course his nemesis can’t let him have that. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #mayurikurotsuchi

Kinktober Day 13: Dom Bottom / Sub Top & Medical Play Even when under the knife, he’s gotta be in charge. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Kinktober Day 12: Kneeling He loves that you’re devoted to him. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 11: Harem on Strike He was gone a whole week! Of course his harem would be mad. #bleach #shunsuikyoraku