Should you be talking ops with civvies Harrison? #TheArchers

Amber mother talks like she's a character in a Shakespearean tragedy #TheArchers

Ahh, we all have a favourite car park and car space Mine has to be the secret car park at Pennington Flash Leigh off Plank Lane. Favourite space first on left. Best access out if you reverse in to avoid the potholes #TheArchers What's yours?

Harrison is going to go over the edge at some point #TheArchers

Vinho Verde? Was the Bull out of Le piat D'or and liebfraumilch #TheArchers

When did Amber start saying 'Yah!' #TheArchers

Take Zander somewhere hot Adam? Maybe Lancashire its boiling at the minute and the moors are on fire again. So actually maybe not #TheArchers

Bet Tony tells Susan in confidence about Kirsty #TheArchers

Do farmers do anything other than drink coffee and fall out with their siblings? #TheArchers

Sophie would curtsy to Lady Helen #TheArchers

Tony saves the show! Hurrah! #TheArchers

So no one recognised this HRH, yeah I can imagine that as I've read who she is and still no idea #TheArchers

Carry on up the Show! What japes #TheArchers

We tried everything to get it off, even shagging in the horse box shower #TheArchers

I quite fancy a bowler hat tbh #TheArchers

Another sex in the shower scene. Put the if the horse box is a rocking etc sign up Chris #TheArchers

You could help Amber with her thumbnails Susan #TheArchers

Bet Bill wears a trilby, camel coat and a smokes a big Havana #TheArchers

Don't get giggly Chris, might scare the horses ;-) #TheArchers

Tottering by Gently? Didn't they do the heritage slot at Glasto a few years back? #TheArchers

The number of times I've dug up a 1/16th model tractor in my garden I can count on the fingers on my left foot. What japes! #TheArchers

Must remember to turn on the 6.30 tomorrow for Meet David Sedaris #TheArchers

Oh Neil, sleeping on my chest. That brought back memories #TheArchers

Driving me nuts? Has Neil got a steering wheel sticking out of his flies? #TheArchers *old jokes are the best

If my feed is right you might get to see this post sometime tomorrow.... #TheArchers

This meeting in the beer garden is starting to sound like a Miss Marple or a Cluedo #TheArchers

Brian is paying two groats and a parsnip a week already. Ed should tuck his forelock and be grateful #TheArchers

Missed last night due to 11 men kicking a ball about, late tonight as King of t'North interview on LBC overran so no idea what is going on. Feel like a SW ;-) #TheArchers

I do like it when the SWs get the comedy right. Amber is brilliant tonight #TheArchers

It's how I'm closing every argument from now on with Goneril, Regan and Cordelia #TheArchers

Still not buying Kate sullying herself making up beds for sweaty plebs #TheArchers

I like Ed! He is so smart #TheArchers

How on earth do these idiots manage to manage a business What's the quote? Dammit Margorly this is Uttoxeter all over again #TheArchers

Aw to be 15 again and dreaming of not being stuck in an office job. You go Keira! #TheArchers

Ooh goody Bridge Farm have a new business plan! It's been at least 10 minutes since the last one. At least it keeps Tony in a constant state of apoplexy #TheArchers

Why would a dinner lady know about work experience forms #TheArchers

Remind me again why Clarrie no longer works at the dairy when they are rushed off their feet? #TheArchers

Good advice Kate about poking a bear with a stick. Better advice is if you're following a bear into the woods, it's best to give it 5 minutes #TheArchers

If a model railway enthusiast asks if you want to see something then run and don't look back #TheArchers It's usually a complete scale model of a crap signal box in the middle of nowhere

Really struggling to work out who all these Yooths are tbh #TheArchers

Ah yes Wilson Kepple and Betty with their big hit Hold On #TOTP

Kate as a chambermaid, I'm not buying it. Preposterous #TheArchers

Well I'll be budgied Fletch turns up! Hurrah! #TheArchers

Sell pollen to a bee is a new one on me. Don't bees have to work really hard to get pollen? #TheArchers

The police got there before the vet? This seems highly unlikely and yes I heard PC Herriot was in the area #TheArchers

Take your shotgun with you Brian #TheArchers

Feeling Jim's what? #TheArchers

Hallelujah to that #TheArchers

I know its not charitable but I find Adam a really annoying whiney shit and have no sympathy for him #TheArchers

That was my first thought #TheArchers