Not sure which part of Spitting Image The Chicken Song I'd struggle to explain to my kids tbh #TOTP

To think, back when Children's Promise It's only rock and roll was charting Keeth and Mick were just in their prime in their 70s #TOTP

Cordelia/Debbie leaving the country #TheArchers Adam/Kent be unmannerly when Brian be mad etc *sorry think the SWs have been revising A level English

Debbie is back! That's the #TheArchers actors budget up the wall for the next few months

This Alan Carol Anna scene is like a really crap Brian Rix farce without any of the humour #TheArchers

Hoping now for a bit of Ooh Vicar Where's your trousers! now Alan is here #TheArchers

Surprised Helen didn't stab Akram on the spot for turning her offer of extra hours down #TheArchers

Hope you like urine on your French fries Akram #TheArchers

Maybe she can have a cockatoo! This crap writes itself #TheArchers

I do hope Carol accidently pulled down Alan's trouser when she fell #TheArchers #Carryonupthevicar

Stir it! Ooh Den my aching sides! #TheArchers

No Carol it's You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead #TheArchers *Stan Laurel 1930

I hope it’s little triangles in tin foil AmbridgeLea or maybe DairyFarm #TheArchers

Let's put on a new cheese, I mean show, or do I? #TheArchers

I wonder if I can book Leonard to speak to me mam about her care? strokes chin #TheArchers

Such cheap dates, classic Eric! #TheArchers

I quite like Erik, he's really off the wall #TheArchers

Is every episode of #TheArchers now a public information film?

They aren't practicing the bells Anna, it's the invasion! #TheArchers

So we have 4 to 6 weeks of this SL. Ooh goodie #TheArchers

Adam is the Wes Streeting of Home Farm apparently #TheArchers

'I'll put it on my credit card' seems a bit glib when they say it like it's a magic money pot that solves everything #TheArchers

Has the WI been such a big thing before in #TheArchers feel like I've had a memory block here

Ooh is that the first use of 'mansplaining' on #TheArchers

This is almost funny and almost surreal in equal measure #TheArchers It's not over Rory til a rather rotund woman starts to do her vocal exercises

Yes Bert, very important to exercise your democratic perogative #TheArchers

That albatross weighing heavy eh Rory #TheArchers

Thought he was having a cheese toastie #TheArchers

Is there anyone left in Ambridge who doesn't know Rory is the Borcetshire Bottler? #TheArchers

Adam doing a Hetty Wainthrop tonight #TheArchers

I feel like I'm missing something here with the Ruth SL, and yes I've searched online for the stigma. Still don't understand #TheArchers

Alan Turing cooling no doubt #Countryfile One for the Mancs

You wait all day for a delivery from the delivery company beginning with Y and they are set to turn up between 19.00 and 19.15, typical #TheArchers

Bert, Susan getting him active and it's Stroke Awareness week Just saying #TheArchers

Bert said he'd been to the toilet, nothing about actually moving #TheArchers

Ooh Natasha, wasn't there a builder chappie in the village once who used to do kids playgrounds? Maybe reach out to him #TheArchers

The Home Farm lot arguing reminds me of A Little bit of Fry and Laurie on their Dallas skit #TheArchers *one for the yooth

Ooh, is Ruth going to get knocked down by a bus tomorrow? Let's hope #TheArchers

Agro forestry! I'm with Brian here, sounds like BS to me #TheArchers

Maybe do a video of David shooting a badger George, bound to draw ppl in to 'cyber chatter' #TheArchers

Bet they sneak it in the bacon #TheArchers

Yes Adam, piss off to Hungary for mmm let's see maybe 10 years #TheArchers

Yes Adam Brian learnt you everything you know about farming #TheArchers

Adam chucking it all in. Anyone else getting deja vu? #TheArchers

Brian's seared scallops isn't the image I wanted tonight prepping dinner #TheArchers

£40k less vat and costs. How much did the damn cows cost you in the first place Tone? #TheArchers

Everybody's hopes were raised when continuity said Tony says good bye. Just the sodding anguses going #TheArchers

Must be difficult for Brian driving a tractor from the backseat #TheArchers

Brian changing his mind is as predictable as Adam having a hissy fit #TheArchers

Adam talking fertiliser over breakfast. Well he normally talks a load of sh... the rest of the time #TheArchers