This Paul n Adam convo is toe curling. Josh ticks off the jobs but doesn't do them. What japes! I'm missing Countryfile for this brilliant content #TheArchers

This Adam Paul convo is deliciously awkward #TheArchers

Listen to Roars 1 week in and already he has soil in his nails and cow shit behind his ears. Won't be long before he's shoving his arm up a cows arse #TheArchers

Think of the beavers Justin #TheArchers

The not too tight line was funnier second time round #TheArchers

Nothing says class like an Athena poster, especially the girl tennis player scratching her bum #TheArchers

Jolly Hockey Sticks! Quick correspondence course, the odd seminar and Roars will be a proper grown up farmer! #TheArchers

George did his times table quick there! He didn't have to use fingers and toes or stick his tongue out of the corner of his mouth #TheArchers

George needs this convo like a hole in the head Just like Bartleby #TheArchers

This is going a bit Fawlty Towers tonight Or is it Flowery Twats #TheArchers

Are we having a tetanus SL coming up next week? #TheArchers

How's that, not too tight You boys at the back stop that sniggering #TheArchers

Adam I'm not sure there's more you can do to George that the sisters haven't already done in the showers mate #TheArchers

Wait til Amber gets her complimentary jar of glue #TheArchers

Jeff Mallock with his gun! #TheArchers

Brian a naval man? I would have thought he was more bum and legs tbh #TheArchers

Shank? I guess the SWs have been down with the yooth. Last time they used patois it was beatniks #TheArchers *one for the discerning listener

Jud is going to lose it and get his parole revoked methinks #TheArchers

I do all my business deals in the cheese aisle Thats where I met a bloke selling shares in cheese from the holy land Yep Cheeses of Nazereth #TheArchers *I've already got me coat

First time Roars has turned down a threesome #TheArchers

Who knew you could do a quick correspondence course and in 6 weeks be a full time son of the soil #TheArchers

Bet the trainers sown up inside the cow #TheArchers

Suture up the uterus Anyone else just lost their appetite for a Sunday roast #TheArchers

Nothing like the image of a vet with his arm up a cows arse to remind us #TheArchers is an agricultural show

Beef and truffle Wellington eh Ian. Is it a recipe you got online from Australia? #TheArchers

Rainbow Since You Been Gone is one of my favourite tracks ever #TOTP Not sure what it says about me

Wow The Lighthouse Family did more than one song other than Lifted #TOTP2

Wow that was all a bit dramatic and emotional Well done SWs and actors #TheArchers

Hang on George if Bartleby was so arsed about you he would have made the effort to visit, read the room cloth head #TheArchers

Amber really cares about Bartleby, the old nag she only saw *checks notes* yesterday #TheArchers

Oh dear god, 2 wks of Bartleby will he won't he, spare me #TheArchers

This horse woman sounds a bit suspiciously northern. Is she from this mythical 'Yorkshire' #TheArchers

Poor Bartleby today a horse, tomorrow chevaline #TheArchers

Brian has acute angina My favourite joke IYKYK #TheArchers

This is very un Oliver like. Ranting like Captain Mainwaring #TheArchers

Don't stop Brian cancelling insurance Adam... then again Brian might have an Adam tractor juxtaposition in mind. Yes fight it Adam #TheArchers

Today sounds like take your idiot to work day #TheArchers

Adam learning Roars farming sounded like a Father Ted sketch #TheArchers

Let he without sin remove the first log Justin #TheArchers

Anyone else thinking about camels and eye of a needle over Justin and Brian? #TheArchers

This is starting to sound like a public information film about the perils of eating home grown courgettes. At least now we can look sepsis in the face after whatever Azra said (lots of Latin etc) #TheArchers

Erm, out the loop here. Was on holiday in that mythical 'Yorkshire' last week. Is this F&P 2.0? #TheArchers

#TheArchers radio silence as I'm in Scarborough catching a few rays and topping up me accent

Azra seems to be turning into Doc Martin #TheArchers

Unexpectedly listening to the 2 o'clock repeat in the car. I still hold that the board room convos could be written for A Bit of Fry and Laurie #TheArchers

Roars hasn't randomly turned up, Mark Mewordz there be a back story #TheArchers

The board room type chats always sound a bit like the old Bit of Fry and Laurie sketches #TheArchers

Azra is an intelligent woman, why would she fall for that guff. And odd that Charlotte is fully booksville for the foreseeable but free at a few days notice for #TheArchers

Wedding guests eating the exhibits is actually quite funny. The wah wah wah moments are usually dullsville but this has had me laughing out loud #TheArchers

Ok who else had to look up Charlotte Smith? I did and I watch Country File #TheArchers