When you die at the pregame only to end up being the last one to leave the bar at closing time. 🍻 #Survivor #Rally

Sue Hawk returning in All Stars and legitimately not giving a shit about anything is the vibe that I aspire to live by. #Survivor #WhateverForever

One of my FAVORITE quick confessionals of all time. "Shawn is the biggest puss I have ever met in my entire life." [End Scene] #Survivor #SurvivorPearlIslands

"You know how some people forgive and forget? Well I don’t forgive and I don’t forget. I hope I get my revenge, 'cause it's gonna be good." #Survivor

"I am voting for you because when you snore at night time, it sounds like someone's choking a walrus." #Survivor #SurvivorChina

Being the Sole Survivor is the only thing I’m Caryn about 👑 #Survivor #Tart

I miss voting confessionals like this. “This vote is not strategic. It's strictly personal." #Survivor #SurvivorGabon

“I’ve never seen implants ever. I’ve never seen them up close!” “Who said I have them?” ( o ) ( o ) #Survivor #SurvivorMicronesia

This fantastically painful piece of foreshadowing from episode 11. “Erik, you have the immunity necklace. Unless you wanna do something crazy and give it to somebody else..” “I’m not crazy, I think I’m gonna keep it.” #Survivor #SurvivorMicronesia

Miss Montana USA 🇺🇸 #Survivor

For season 50 I wish they brought back the gong at Tribal Council. #Survivor

As the tribe joined Greg to watch his video from home, a tearful Jenna removed herself to practice the already ended reward challenge and reflect on how amazing it would have been to see her girls. 💝 #Survivor #SurvivorBorneo #Survivor50

“He’s a stupid ass.” #Survivor

I’ve always loved how they did the tribe switch in the Amazon. #Survivor #SurvivorAmazon

Mildly interesting. Nick in Kaoh Rong has the unique distinction of having more individual immunity wins than tribals survived. He won the 1st individual immunity but tribal was cancelled when Neal was evacuated. He was then voted off at the 1st post merge tribal. #Survivor

This confessional. The narration. The observations. The bullshit. The comedy. The intensity. The poetry. It’s all there. #Survivor #SurvivorVanuatu

Jeff Probst and several players in pre-game Ponderosa for All Stars discussing some of the dumbest moves in the history of Survivor- up to that point at least. #Survivor #SurvivorAllStars

Jeremy and Tony arguing over the math behind how many days in a week. 📅 #Survivor #SurvivorWinnersAtWar

Forever obsessed with how Colby slept in a grave during All Stars. 🪦 ⚰️ #Survivor #SurvivorAllStars

“I mean, you’re an interesting guy. What do you do?” “Bury people.” 🪦⚰️ “You bury people. That’s interesting. Are you serious?” “Yeah.” 💀 #Survivor #SurvivorChina

Puzzles lay down for you like WHAT?! 🧩💕 #Survivor #SurvivorKaohRong

One of my favorite mildly interesting Survivor facts. Both Brad and Monica lasted 14 days on their first season and then were both runner ups on their second season. Therefore, both have played for a total of 53 days each during their career on the show. #Survivor

Mildly interesting. Including her time on Australian Survivor, Sandra has either made it to day 39 and won or was voted out on day 16. 👑 #Survivor

When the votes come in and Gretchen realizes…“Oh my God!…..it’s me.” #Survivor #SurvivorBorneo

Rudy understanding that if he wants to stay, he has to adapt. “The hardest part is hanging around with all these young kids. I don't even know what MTV means, you know?"...."I got to fit in, not them. You know, there's more of them than there is of me." #Survivor #SurvivorBorneo

Keith Nale learning what a sub alliance is on Survivor. #Survivor #SurvivorSanJuanDelSur

Morgan and her underrated jury question to Tony at the Final Tribal Council “You kept men in your back pocket, and you did it without even having breasts. How did you do it? I just want to know." #Survivor #SurvivorCagayan

Amber walked into All Stars surrounded by legends. She outplayed some of the greatest to ever play. She found the love of her life, and outlasted him too. And she took home the $1,000,000. A Survivor champion. A love story. An iconic win. 🥂🍾 #Survivor

"This challenge is officially underway!" "And after one second, Crystal is out." #Survivor #SurvivorGabon

Love him or hate him, watching Brian Heidik play and win the game of Survivor with literally no real emotions was fascinating--and terrifying. #SurvivorThailand #Survivor

“I need this necklace today. Like a fish needs water. Like you need a blue button down and khakis. I need it.” 💙 #Survivor #SurvivorWinnersatWar

“As a coconut vendor, I seek truth. I’m a seer of real. I live life in a way where I’m guided by my own decisions. There are just no rules for me. My personality is a lot like surfing a wave. (deep sigh) So let me surf this for a second.” 🌊 #Survivor #SurvivorWorldsApart

Boston Rob finds a clue to an idol that he already has, so what’s the best way to dispose of it? “But it really doesn’t even matter what it says because I already have the idol, so...might as well just throw it away... in the volcano! Bye-bye!” 🌋 #Survivor

With all the terrible things happening in the world, maybe we all need a little feel good motivation from Lydia Morales. If that doesn’t cheer you up, we can do the pancake. 🥞 #Survivor #SurvivorGuatemala

“You talk that brother/sister love stuff and you showed me no love. So that stinging sensation you feel in your eyes right now. That’s some Natalie-Napalm. Get off my island. By the way, your skin is gorgeous darling!” #Survivor #SurvivorDavidvsGoliath

Only Colleen Haskell could have made eating live beetle larvae look adorable and quirky. #Survivor #SurvivorBorneo

We don’t talk enough about how f-ing creepy this was. #Survivor #SurvivorSouthPacific

Last night, my wife was trying to be sentimental and asked me if I remembered our first date. I immediately replied: "Yes, of course! It was 2 weeks before Ghost Island premiered." #Survivor

"I'll just explain to the jury, I don't work the same way as Russell. That would clearly not have worked for me. The girls that were aggressive, they got eliminated early…” #Survivor #SurvivorSamoa

Early Survivor wasn’t just a game — it was an adventure. 🏝️🔥 #Survivor

Never tell an emotional person that they are going to be voted out while you're still at camp. "By God I started it. I put it out." #Survivor #SurvivorNicaragua

“Penner, what do you want to do? Katie or Penner? I mean Katie or Denise?” "...well I'd hate to lose Katie." #Survivor #SurvivorPhilippines

Confession. When I need a good cry I watch the loved ones visit from Winners at War. (Or I just remember the boot order). #Survivor #SurvivorWinnersatWar

Let me guess: some chief in a small village... #Survivor #SurvivorTocantins

"Wes is a good kid. He ain’t been in jail yet. Ah, you know, but he does makes some mistakes. I can just give him my words of wisdom is all about I can do." #Survivor #SurvivorSanJuanDelSur

Dude this was shocking. I can’t look at Micronesia the same way now 😡

Bring back angry final words like this please. "Three of you that are left, break a leg...and I mean it." 💀💀💀 #Survivor #SurvivorThailand

I think of this interaction at least once a day. “Think about what God would want.“ “I don’t think God likes Paige.”🙏 #SurvivorAU

Mildly interesting. 50% of the Christophers that have played Survivor have won the game. #Survivor

I mean, I'm not... but $40 is $40 🍫 #Survivor #SurvivorMicronesia