Fucking hell.... Cutie is teaching me how to do cryptics... They're teaching me... And that does shit to my puppy brain... God I wanna pounce them

Why my local Chinese takeout dishing out labubus?!

Why oh why did I let my dad talk me out of putting the coat hook in the living room where it's easy for my disabled ass to use, and let him out it in the hallway cupboard so I have to climb over my wheelchair to get to it

Gods I need a musical instrument in my hands right goddamn now. I feel totally naked without one... I don't even dare what it is! You think I won't learn the bassoon just cause I can't get my hands on a bass?

The fuck is with this with this flat. It's 6⁰c outside and I'm sitting here in shorts and a t-shirt in what I'd describe as tropical heat... heatings not even on... Wtf?!

Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 35

Right you bastards! I was fucking miserable after my dad and brother left yesterday and I won't be having any of it today. So if it gets to 5pm and I haven't tidied (washing up etc) and at least considered painting then feel free to grab the largest fish you can find and beat me to death with it!

Puppy doesn't have the discipline to live alone - he can't be left responsible for his own snackies and naps! This is a catastrophe!

Wish I was brave... It'd be so cool to like, host a weekly queer coffee morning or something... But I have no friends and would be too scared to try it with strangers 😭

I need more older trans folk to follow...lewd ones... Where my 30-45 year olds at?!

Awww yisss auditory hyper-fixation time babeyyyyy!! Phil Collins did gods work in the Tarzan soundtrack and Son of Man is the absolute shit

The pain and the dizziness stopped me before I even picked up a pencil 😭

Today's the day! I'm gonna paint EVERYTHING! (Until chronic pain stops me 🙃)

I was today years old when I learned that gay (MM) porn makes a lot more sense, and is actually hot, when I imagine I'm the bottom... Which, as a bottom, I really should have been able to figure out before now.

A certain someone said they were gonna do things to and with puppy and now his boy-clit is dripping... Whoops

Why is potentially meeting people so scary? I'd be unstoppable if I could just meet people without freaking out for weeks first.

Cutie says I have "a lovely smile and kind eyes" And Ahhhhh I'm so fucking gaaaaaayyyyy 😳😳😳

Nice lady from the housing finance team, I could kiss you.

Normal people are liking one of my more normal posts... Do these people realise how close they are to seeing my puppy hole?

Ahhhh stop it brain! Puppy's gone boy crazy again... He can't stop thinking about sitting in a squishy boys lap and getting neck kisses and having his butt squeezed... Ahhhhh

My gf has just informed me that someone I met recently had been flirting with me. I had literally no idea. Whoops xD

And while I'm bitching about dating sites... What the earthly fuck is the point in giving me preference options if it's not gonna use them? Like I selected the age and distance for a reason, stop showing me 20 year olds from the other side of the country ffs

Muahaha.fuck you taimi I found her anyway. You ain't getting a cent outta me!

Taimi you absolute bastard Don't show me an absolutely gorgeous woman who apparently likes me and refuse to let me say hi without paying. Jesus I'd rather you just blurred everything than taunt me like that. Bastards

I have no money for wall decor but I have have paper and pencils. Problem solved. #art

Speaking as a fat girl (boy thing) with the smallest of cocks I can confirm this

I'm a genius. I can afford curtains if I sleep in the living room! Then I only need one set! Besides tomorrow morning the living room will have the comfy sofa so between that and the actual floor I think I know where I'll be sleeping...

My body is determined to give me the pussy I deserve... I mean look at this thing - what kind of cock just inverts itself ready for fingering? #transfemme #bonushole

Don't suppose there's a group of nice squishy nerd boys who want to run an RPG for me, eat pizza and kiss and maybe fuck me is there? Preferably ones that'll let me dress 'em up a bit 🤤

You know what, I can manage without a bed right now. I can manage without a fridge. If in an find a launderette I can handle not having a washing machine. But I can't handle having no curtains and no decorations - it's freaking me the fuck out

Now I'm not saying all the trans femmes should immediately get into this bed with me... But that's exactly what I'm saying - come get cosy with me!

I wish I could just talk to people, even online... I don't know how you get past that voice in your head that tells you must have somehow tricked the people in your life into talking to you because why would anybody - especially anybody new - ever care about me or what I have to say...

Just FYI if you shove puppy's face in your crotch and let him huff your bulge through your panties there is a 100% he'll let you test the limits of his gag reflex... 🤤

Somebody help puppy in the bath! He needs to be shiny clean but he doesn't want to move :3 Pleeeeease help poor puppy! 👉👈🥺 He'll*definitely* make it up to you! #trans #femboy

Love that grindr just shows sissy's and cross dressers when you select the trans filter and hides actual trans folk behind a paywall :/

Bold of me to assume I was over everything that happened... I'm not, at all.

Like...is this ever gonna end? Every time I make a tiny bit of progress I get unceremoniously kicked in the throat by the universe...and I'm sick of it! Is this life now? Pathetic progress followed immediately by pain and suffering? What's the fucking point.

Fuck my life. Guess im sleeping on the floor forever... Woo.

Is it irresponsible to consider buying a soft serve ice cream machine instead of a bed...

If I set my living room on fire maybe the ceiling will burn through and destroy my upstairs neighbours speakers. That'll show him.

If I could have just one call with the DWP where I didn't get disconnected just as things are getting sorted that would be great

Flirting with someone, it's getting vaguely intimate... Their opening gambit is to do literally my favourite thing in the world to me without being told I like it... So this is going well

If all the moots who want to kiss and cuddle me could just appear in my flat right now that would be great...

First me, then one of my girlfriends...

Accidentally just found myself on a dating app and I have no idea how I managed that

Bsky... I'm begging you... Stop showing me all these cis thirst posts I've nothing against 'em but I'm ENTIRELY too t4t for this shit...

I wanna be dommed by a fat/chubby lady and man who makes me call them Master and Mistress and squish me between them~ (double points if hypno is involved~👀)

The friend who gave me the sofa also gave me an old air fryer! So I'm making Thai spiced kebab things to celebrate :3 Say hello to the only piece of furniture I own...

Design for the mural I'm gonna paint above my bed Thoughts? Suggestions? #art #queerart #transart #trans

Puppy was big brave today and called his mum. Which went well