// oh my god im so happy rn // i will thank win11debloater for left aligned taskbar

Battat why the fuck would you say this

Bees are scary to me. You'll be minding your own business then they just pop outta nowhere!

Tenna's Balls.

I'm just gonna um. Go back to cleaning, I guess.

If I had glasses I'd be taking them off right now. ..would I look good in glasses?-

WOWZA. *Blinking a few times.* ...I think it's justified? I don't know the other kid too well-

// this was my genuine reaction to seeing this shit

In the Green Room, straight up cleaning it. And by "it", let's just say... heh heh... your spills.

They're green because they can be placed there.

They're gaining unique names. That's actually a good thing. I don't wanna call for one and recieve the entire surplus of Green Pippins.

I don't know what's happening I'M JUST THE JANITOR HERE (THE GREEN ROOM).

What just happened. Huh. What's going on

// ran out of ideas rather fast for that event-

*Taking a step forward.* I'm fr3e. Free of ch0ice, of burden, of r3sponsibility. Doe5n't that s0und nic3?

*"He" turns towards Cassidy.. safe to say it's not Edd anymore.* (RUN- wait, you can't read minds. STILL??) ...H3llo.

*Stabbing things. With his hand.* (CAN YOU FUCKING STOP THAT?!) ...nno.

(..Wait, shit, they CAN'T hear me!) *Internal panic, but the body's still doing that weird grin.*

(Right, you can read my thoughts.) *The body was sticky to the touch. Gross.* (I, um, can't see anything. At least my neck feels better. Was that you who did it?-) *The body isn't doing much right now. Mostly because it believes STE probably can't be corrupted.*

(My head hurts... what the hell is happening..? Why can't I move...?) *But he IS moving. Given by the fact his head just swiveled 180 degrees.* . . . (GH, my fucking neck!)

..c0ward. *"He" walks the opposite direction.*

[[Sorry, I'm not available right now! I'll get back to you i]] *...Huh. Well, he IS turning around.*

// btw like this post if you're fine with edd corrupting your muse (in a literal sense he will corruption them)

*As if in response, "he" takes a step forward.* [[Sorry, I'm not available right now! I'll get back to you in ]]. *It sure as hell SOUNDED like Edd, but.. not. Like a prerecording.*

*He hasn't noticed the other yet.. strange.*

... *The rest of "his" body turns, that grin still plastered on his face... jeez.*

(...) *He's not responding..*

*"His" head turns 180 degrees, bone cracking sounds being heard. Uhh. That's not normal.* . . .

*Creeping around. Of COURSE he is.*

// basically edd got corrupted and uhh yeah // that's the event // corrupted edd is mostly nonverbal, aside from either pain, amusement, or mockery.

// i neaarly forgot to do the 500 event // gonna do it now // warning, edd isn't gonna be edd

This is me right now.

*Holding his head in his hands.* Oh my god, I was joking. What the F[iftypercentoff] do you MEAN she can actually hear that.

Well, um, as long as you're stable enough now, I'm sure you can! *<- Same guy who was shittalking her earlier.*

Y'know, I can't help but feel like something strange might be happenin'. Don't think I can do much 'bout it, though.

Y'know, I can't help but feel like something strange might be happenin'. Don't think I can do much 'bout it, though.

*Cleaning once more in the Green Room. Mostly from boredom.*

[NC] I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT NOT LIKING SPAMTON OH GOD

// bro

*Starting to zone the hell out.*

*Starting to zone the hell out.*

// if edd were to have a pokemon team this would be it i think idk much about pokemon

// how it feels to encounter a fellow dsaf fan in the wild (we are not getting any more content for it and all that remains is dialtown):

Ahh... I'm so fucked. I'd rather die standing than live kneeling.

SPAMTON YOU ASSHOLE

I actually don't like bringing it up, 'cause I know they regret it and all... but that shit fuckin' HURT!!!!

「* That's still being brought up. 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐔𝐏?!」

YEAH, DOLLIE!!! GRILL HIS ASS!!!