Fun Fact: In 1941, the Nazis banned the Fraktur font for being too “Jewish” and imposed the return to Times New Roman. #calibri #rubio #fonts #fascism

All the best stuff is here: daisybrainmedia.com

My mission today is to become regruntled.

Long live Calibri!

Every release of Shut Yer Pie Hole! is accompanied by an updated website. See the latest: shutyerpiehole.org (archived issues available under drop-down menu).

The new issue of my zine is popping up around town. It is a print-only affair, so if you want me to send you a copy, DM me your mailing address. You can also check out our website: shutyerpiehole.org #humor #satire #indiana #parody

The new issue of the resistance pamphlet The White Rose is now available for free download. Print double-sided, fold and distribute! #resist #uspolitics #antifascism #antifa #resistance Click here: jmp.sh/GBr56kMR

The new issue of the resistance pamphlet The White Rose is now available for free download. Print double-sided, fold and distribute! #resist #uspolitics #antifascism #antifa #resistance Click here: jmp.sh/GBr56kMR

Download issues of the resistance brochure The White Rose at thenewwhiterose.com - download for free, print double-sided, fold & distribute

Eric & Joey

Every time I'm watching a TV show and the phone off one of the characters beeps with a text message or vibrate-rings, I stop the show, look at my phone and am confused.

Was on the highway behind this truck transporting a big circle. On the lookout for other shapes - triangles, hexagons - being driven down highways. They all fit together into one big geometrical conspiracy.

The new issue of Indiana's Shut Yer Pie Hole!

Sing to the tune of Teenage Lobotomy, by the Ramones: Bananarchy! Bananarchy! Bananarchy! Bananarchy! Dole Banana did a job on me Now I am a fruit smoothie Guess I’ll have to break the news That I turn brown when I bruise All the girls love my yellow skin I’m good in fruit salad so throw me in

This just in: Brrrrrrrr….

Joey and Sheena

Sheena and Joey #cats

Reposting because all 675 of my followers forgot to like.

My new song: www.tiktok.com/@ericindiana...

Eating with my fingers Such a sticky delight Mashing mashed potatoes in the middle of the night Scooping up my soup One handful at a time Then slurping it all down Is heavenly divine Chocolate on my pinky Guacamole on my chin The only way to know my food Is to feel it on my skin

I have a lot of cat toys around my house: I have a fresh roll of toilet paper on the toilet paper dispenser; I have towels hanging up on towel racks; I have pill bottles and pens sitting on countertops….

Joey & Sheena

I wonder if we will ever have a time in the United States again where government agencies and their spokespeople communicate like professionals instead of like petulant toddlers. Are those days gone for good?

Every one of Kripalu’s 3,000 workshops appears to be about loving oneself. I think that’s important, but I’m afraid that people get stuck there, and that self-directed, insular love is not enough to save the world.

If you think of your home as a very exclusive internet cafe, it seems far less pathetic that you don’t go outside.

I am planning something so important that I can’t even let myself know what it is.

If they give the Nobel Peace Prize to Trump, they should rename it the Nobel Appeasement Prize. #USPolitics

I am 495 years old in Sequoia years.

In politics, whoever is at fault will accuse the other side of “playing the blame game,” like there can’t possibly be an objective reality and looking for fault is petty and pointless. The media will unthinkingly adopt the phrase, and the effect will be to take the heat off the guilty party.

At a café, unintentionally listening to a group of octogenarians talk politics. The man is lecturing the women like they are his students. Mansplaining never ends.

Here is 100% completely true story that I wrote just for you: daisybrain.wordpress.com/2013/09/07/t...

Sheena is a philosopher and a lounger at heart.

Joey (follow Joey & Sheena at mastodon.social/@EricIndiana) #cats

Sheena is a philosopher and a lounger at heart.

This is a graphic that appears in the current issue of my zine, Shut Yer Pie Hole!. We can now add the mayor of Memphis (also Black) to this chart. #uspolitics #antifascismo #americanpolitics #race #racism #fascism #trump #authoritarianism #militarism

Sheena Penelope Ramone

This is a graphic that appears in the current issue of my zine, Shut Yer Pie Hole!. We can now add the mayor of Memphis (also Black) to this chart. #uspolitics #antifascismo #americanpolitics #race #racism #fascism #trump #authoritarianism #militarism

Sheena and Joey Ramone. #cats #catsofbluesky

Praise for Eric Gordon's Water Dogs: “Think of the best book you’ve ever read. This one is better.”- someone I imagine saying that. “It’s a book.”- a person “The last book humans will ever write.”- ChatGTP Water Dogs. Possibly the best book ever written. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/water-dogs...

Praise for Eric Gordon's Water Dogs: “Think of the best book you’ve ever read. This one is better.”- someone I imagine saying that. “It’s a book.”- a person “The last book humans will ever write.”- ChatGTP Water Dogs. Possibly the best book ever written. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/water-dogs...

The new issue of Shut Yer Pie Hole! has dropped. Here it is on display at Cup & Kettle tea house in Bloomington, Indiana. For a copy, send 5 bucks to Shut Yer Pie Hole! PO Box 4292, Bloomington, Indiana 47402. #creativity #fun #zine #DIY #humor #parody #satire #politicalsatire #IU #indiana

Isn't it funny how AI makes us believe that we exist?

“Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes…. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” - Anne Frank #ICE #fascism

Here's a short story for ya.

I just accidentally lapped up some of my cat’s food.

In the US, If you are caring for a parent or somebody else who is eligible for the new Covid booster, you can still get the shot even if you're under 65. Last time, Kroger pharmacy gave it to me just on my word that I was a caregiver for my parents; I didn't have to prove anything. #covid

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They served my scone with a fork today at the café. I'm not saying that this rises to the level of atrocity of eating pizza with a knife and fork, but it is definitely something the justice department should look into when expanding which crimes warrant the death penalty.