I just realized tonight that the NHL PAs are no longer asking the audience to respect the anthems. #hockey

I've always said that I wouldn't wish #mecfs on anybody. Today, after receiving news that our petition to have the Cochrane Review withdraw its report recommending graded exercise therapy, my stance has changed. To every individual directly responsible for perpetuating treatment protocols that […]

Ron MacLean is a fucking HERO for talking about the tariffs behind the SportsNet desk during the preshow. #hockey #4nations

what the FUCK did Chantal Kreviazuk just do to O Canada #4nations #hockey

Name a more iconic duo than Boston and absolute dogshit ref calls #hockey #4nations

AU #hockey RPF in which Connor Hellebuyck plays for Team Canada after being tricked into accepting citizenship by the fey #4nations

Curious to see if period two will yield any further strategy from Team USA beyond “save a puck, hit a Finn” #hockey #4nations

How is Brady Tkachuk so goddamn likeable off the ice??? #hockey

The guys announcing the first star of the game had the chance to do the funniest thing ever and they whiffed it #hockey #4nations

I wonder if Bell Centre is distributing extra boos to Nylander to make up for the fact that they have to cheer for Marner tonight #hockey #4nations

I've lived in this building for 5 years and only today did I register that the number to call if you're trapped in the elevator is posted OUTSIDE OF THE ELEVATOR

Day ??? of this cold from hell and I’m starting to wonder if God finally caught on to me liking girls

hey what up #gamers here's my latest MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: HEATED. CONTROLLERS.

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I just want to publicly curse @retrosponge for convincing me to give the CBC show Murdoch Mysteries a chance. I’ve been on my couch for nearly twelve hours now. I am enthralled, you monster. 😜

I should have waited for this cough to get better before watching the latest #northofnorth #awoo

I just took a whiff of this medicinal herbal tea I bought, and in that instant I was violently transported like the Ratatouille guy except instead of France it was my old Wiccan Neopets guild

This cough is so disgusting that I've been sleeping on the opposite side of my apartment so as not to tank my neighbour's sex life.

We’ve had one, yes, but what about second octopus? #hockey #redwings

I HAVE A COLD. PLEASE PITY ME.

I went to bed at a reasonable hour, woke up early with a full night's sleep, and am now showered and dressed with at least 30 minutes to spare before I have to leave for class. Is this how neurotypicals feel every day???

I’m sure it’s purely coincidental that Jägermeister’s “DAMN THAT’S COLD” board ad cycled in behind the STL net just as they replaced Binnington #hockey

"Indigenous people urged to carry their documentation " 😡

Seriously I need other people to watch North of North (APTN/CBC) with me so we can all agree that Jeffrey is the GOAT. #northofnorth #cancon

WHEN WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT SOUTH AMERICA HAS ITS OWN POSSUMS AND THEY ARE **TINY**

Everyone knows Romeo and Juliet need therapy, but what about THE ENTIRE CAST OF THE TEMPEST

Damn it’s a good thing the Leafs are sponsored by milk and cookies because they’re sure gonna need some after this game #hockey

ALL HAIL KING LAINE #hockey #gohabs

At a party last night, a friend’s 9-year-old ingeniously solved the problem of learning everyone’s names by simply assigning us all new ones. #lifehack #socialskills

Epping v Hoesi was WILD and I’m so glad I finally started watching this sport #curling #gsoc

Elements from curling that I think should be incorporated in hockey: - Thinking time - Cute team intro videos - Regulation pucks made solely of rubber harvested from a special grove on a mystical island #hockey #curling

New in the shop!!

Finally catching up on Thursday morning curling, and I love that we’re *starting* with Einarson v Homan right off the bat. :JustRight: after :JustRight: . #curling #gsoc

The CHEMISTRY finally developing among the Habs is giving me LIFE #hockey

“in 2025 I’m gonna eat better” mission accomplished, butterscotch pudding cups are SO much better with whipped cream and marshmallows on top

How is Quinn Hughes so soft and gentle all the time 😭 I want good things only for the most calming man in the NHL #hockey

pretending to fall asleep during shavasana so the yoga teacher will pick me up and carry me to bed

Between the Sharks and the Habs, this has been a soul-healing day of hockey. #hockey

I wanna be the person who makes the AMVs for Hockey Night in Canada #hockey

Whatever the Flames and Canucks might have said to each other on the ice tonight, I seriously doubt they can top Ryan Leslie telling Eric Francis he has "the] shoulders of a brook trout" during second intermission. [#hockey

HELLO KAZAKHSTAN #hockey #worldjuniors

WOO BIRTHDAY FIRE DRILL LET’S GOOOO 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔 (I am not going fuckin anywhere lol)

WHERE THE HELL WAS THE TRAINER while that poor Kazakh boy was lying face-down on the ice after the horn??? #hockey #worldjuniors

Past Julie could have left me a *little* more chocolate 😩

mmm yessss well organized defensive coverage on a Habs PK #hockey

Every time the Czech goaltender stands up straight he looks like he’s just popped in to coach Timbits hockey #hockey

Watching the World Juniors and wishing the Habs had nabbed both Hutsons, because I would love to see what a team would do with TWO of them. #hockey

Eagerly awaiting the second coming of Christ because he really needs to see this shit #hockey #christmas