The King archetype isn't playable, but I imagine that its unoptimized damage output is at least as high as the Beloved Greatsword strat. #MetaphorReFantazio

Alexandra's dad left to get milk and never came back. Meanwhile, Juna actually provides milk for 35 AP. #QuartetRPG

TFW when you can finally rest and recover HP/MP without using up a time slot. #MetaphorReFantazio

Alexandra's chapter is full of real life anxiety. Expiring milk can be scarier than mage bosses that spam AOEs. #QuartetRPG

It took me until the end of the game to realize I can use the follower menu to teleport to my followers. #MetaphorReFantazio

I'm not very good or creative at CSS, but I did set the background image of the portable infobox title to a checkerboard pattern, since Absented Age tends to use checkerboard patterns in its UI. #AbsentedAgeWiki

TFW you start a wiki for an obscure game duology and you don't have to worry about an army of vandals who keep uploading Yakub images. #AbsentedAgeWiki

Why do I feel like Bekker is going to die in a way that teaches Nikolai an important life lesson? #QuarterRPG

The one time I don't equip Gambler's Manual and just go for consistent non-crit stuff, I get a crit. #MetaphorReFantazio

Dreyfuss's candelabra magic staff reminds me of the one used by Mattias in Octopath Traveler. Fortunately for the low level party, it's just regular fire rather than accursed fire. #Quartet

I'd like to imagine that selling his bathwater did more for the protagonist's popularity than the events of the Skybound Avatar. #MetaphorReFantazio

I don't know why the boss revived one of my KOed party members. Is this a hint that the party misunderstood his motivations? #QuartetRPG

The workings of the Royal Sceptre and magla seem like a similar but opposite effect of the Erebonian Curse. #MetaphorReFantazio

I was expecting Ben to be a fire mage who incorporates cooking into his combat style, rather than Prince Malvil v2. #QuartetRPG

I'm convinced Louis donated the super resistant Human to the arena, knowing that the party would run into it eventually. #MetaphorReFantazio

In my headcanon, Kaphar could have allowed the Zealots to close the gap against Pilate's Enkidu. A shame that battle will never happen. #ElohimEternalIISonOfMan #RPGMaker

I farmed so many Hero's Jewelled Root from the mimics that I'm going to have to start using Debt Collection to prevent a MAG bottleneck. #MetaphorReFantazio

Even with my unga-bunga Adeptness build, the scaling on Heaven's Light is so weak compared to Gladius. 😭 #ElohimEternalIISonOfMan #RPGMaker

Eupha roasted Milo harder than any of my Meteophors could. #MetaphorReFantazio

I'm starting to think I should move the unga bunga Adeptness build to Jessie instead, since powerful archons are now showing up as regular enemies and boss minions. #ElohimEternalIISonOfMan #RPGMaker

It's a good thing Mt. Vulkano has almost no visible lava pools for Hyperic to dump his patients into. If this was any other JRPG volcano dungeon, there would be no one left to save. #MetaphorRefantazio

If the dev nerfs 3x Strike, it’s probably my fault. #ElohimEternalIISonOfMan #RPGMaker

I'm trying to do more sit-ups IRL. I should be more like Basilio. #MetaphorReFantazio

Asking Hashem to help in the dialogue duel leads to a bad outcome. The game knows that the two foes cannot handle her godslaying shin kick. #ElohimEternalIISonOfMan #RPGMaker

Gallica never forgives and never forgets! #MetaphorReFantazio

I keep picking the wrong dialogue choices during boss fights, causing them to become stronger. Good thing Elohim Eternal is an RPG series and not a visual novel series. #ElohimEternalIISonOfMan #RPGMaker

I wish the Prince archetype could equip any weapon. I'm too addicted to camping enemies in action mode with the Gunner archetype, but I also need the Prince archetype's OP abilities in Squad Battles. #MetaphorReFantazio

Sitanel brainwashed Delvin's team into fighting Utania's mercenaries, even though they only want to stay home and play video games. Even in the Pits/Hell, Gamers are the most oppressed group. #HeroesOfTheSeasons #RPGMaker

Louis specifically challenged the party on Metalsday so that they can't benefit from the Idlesday sale. #MetaphorReFantazio

I'm starting to see why Gobi looks down on Frinch. Dude has an extremely powerful and expensive suit of armor and never uses it. #HeroesOfTheSeasons #RPGMaker

*Uses Gunner field attack* Super armor this you filthy casual #MetaphorReFantazio

I completed the Monstropedia a few days after the recording. Scale Memoria was too scared of my postgame power to spawn as often as everyone else. #AbsentedAge2 #RPGMaker

Some of the follower reminder dialogue feels like guilt-tripping. #MetaphorReFantazio

In my headcanon, this new timeline happened because Lily's ghost convinced Nya to embrace yuri. #BloodLilyGhoststories #RPGMaker

I can see why people find the Sogne boss fight so frustrating. I ended up using the "force the boss to recast Quartz Wall every turn" strategy. #MetaphorReFantazio

Sarah's Arcade Stage is like somewhat more lenient version of One Way Heroics. #AbsentedAge2 #RPGMaker

The timing of this upload and the in-game date are so cursed right now. #MetaphorReFantazio

The good old "final dungeon where you revisit the tutorial dungeon" trope. #AbsentedAge2 #RPGMaker

Eupha is going through the Starmage healer character arc. #MetaphorReFantazio

Mika is so OP that she took only 111 total damage in her arcade stage. #AbsentedAge2 #RPGMaker

IMO, some of the landmark locations, like Sporico Cave, should have been dungeons, if only to have more variety in dungeon aesthetics. #MetaphorReFantazio

Nanami's enemy description implies that the reason she's able to copy Astrake/Silvana's moveset is because she's a big RealityMinds fan. #AbsentedAge2 #RPGMaker

The protagonist has been doing unprotected handshaking throughout the entire game. Gotta build that royal harem. #MetaphorReFantazio

No story progress this time. Just a "training arc" so that the Summonstone characters don't get left behind because I keep neglecting their arcade stages. #AbsentedAge2 #RPGMaker

This is the first time I got an enemy encounter while sleeping in the Gauntlet Runner. Fortunately, I already had all my good archetypes equipped, but that caught me a bit off guard. #MetaphorReFantazio

Akane was robbed of her moment, despite being a story Summonstone ally. She deserves better than this! #AbsentedAge2 #RPGMaker

The boss is just maintaining a seiza position, MENACINGLY. #MetaphorReFantazio

Mushroomized is one of the weirdest status effects I've ever seen, and I've played some weird RPG Maker games. #AbsentedAge2 #RPGMaker