I worked for a VERY small company and my “work wife” who was also my boss was a close friend - or so I thought. Turns out she 100% only gave a shit about herself and was happy to stab me in the back, throw me under the bus and then try to gaslight me that she didn’t know what I was talking about.

Well hello down there 😈

Good morning 😉

It’s a “sweatpants with no shirt” kind of afternoon 😎

Another exhausting day of interacting with human beings.

Choose a horror queen

I have been hideously addicted to this track lately. Honestly good on Biebs for managing to continue a successful career after having been a child star. youtu.be/msGuqelopMA

Thirsty Thursday is a thing, right? At least I think it is.

Just blocked someone because they had multiple posts thirsting after ICE agents etc. that they tried to justify by saying “if only they weren’t a nazi”. I’m sorry but if you can’t keep it in your pants for terrible people when there are so many gorgeous decent folks out there, we’re not compatible.

Off to work on a Saturday, but it’s not all bad! Here, have my fuzzy chest and beard.

Really liked the lighting on my face this afternoon ☺️

Ruin a book with a car Tesla and Peace

How is it only 11:30am on workday 1 of 3? Send help.

Post a female character you love.

I need to wear sexy underwear more often.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score. RIP Brittany Murphy ❤️🙏

Late FCF, early Humpday, any old excuse to post this really 😜

Make a band singular. Red Hot Chili Pepper.

sometimes I touch myself until I make a mess 😜

I’ve been loving my hottie bottle the last few nights. Snow forecast down to almost sea level tonight!

About to start a 12:45-5:15 shift at one of my favourite stores. Had a bagel and coffee and I’m ready to take on the world! Hope you’re all having a fab day ☺️

morning light doing my curves a whole lot of favours this morning. have a great day all!

Today’s ’fit. Physio appointment this morning then a late start workday. Have a great day all!

Felt cute after my shower this morning. Working today then looking forward to a nice quiet weekend of DIY and RNR ☺️ Hope you’re all having a wonderful week wherever you may be!

Today’s work look, featuring new to me thrifted braces ☺️

was feeling myself in this lighting ✌🏻

Felt cute today. It was a gorgeous sunny day.

Okay but when did Trey Parker (of South Park fame) enter his Daddy era? 🔥

Before and after - I was long overdue for a barber appointment and my barber managed to fit me in at short notice. Feeling much more human now!

Treat yo self! Have never had a pedicure before but my nails were getting out of hand and I thought why not ☺️

Good evening bsky! Fresh out of the shower after another huge day of house stuffs. Settling in well to the new place but as my brother said to me: “moving house is a marathon, not a sprint”.

I haven’t shared any smut in a while, so here you go - the aftermath of a morning’s solo fun 😉

I deleted “the apps” about two months ago and I literally only just thought about them for the first time since. I know they work for some people but for me, I seldom opened them and when I did it was the same old headless torsos messaging me etc. 🙄

👋🏻 I’m still here! Absolutely flat out with work and preparing to move house next week. And still overdue for that barber appointment…

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Went out for drinks, live music, and to shoot some pool last night with my brother and nephew. First time going out in ages. Also, my nephew snapped this candid pic of me and I felt cute ☺️

This is 36 (and being overdue for a barber appointment!)

You already KNOW I had to pick this one up from the bargain bin at my local 👏🏻

‘stache is ‘stache-ing. still not big enough yet though!

feeling pretty exhausted after two of three back to back days at work, but also feeling accomplished and looking forward to a few days off. hope you’re all well in bsky-land!

Tell me how you know you're queer without telling me. GIF edition.

Signs a good time was had 😈

Feeling lousy, think I’m coming down with a cold. At the most inconvenient time possible, of course. Send good vibes please 🙈

If you only listen to one song today, make it this one. In full. Either loud and in a room alone, or with headphones. youtu.be/Z7ynnRnQHLw (also where are my folks who know what movie this features in? 😉)

Currently crushing so damn hard on John Ratzenberger as Cliff Clavin in Cheers 😍❤️

Describe your favourite movie in the most misleading way possible. Four reptiles and a rodent touch too many radio waves and spend a good 90 minutes fighting guys in pyjamas and a can opener.

Amazed at all the attention my latest selfie has got on here. If you’re one of my new followers, thanks for stopping by! I literally just got off a plane but might do a bit of an updated “get to know me” post later when I have some time ☺️

New hat get! Throwback to the 90s when I had a bendable Charles Barkley action figure.