Would you choo choo choose me? #valentines

My partner in crime. My cat. My Sapphire. My good boy. Wouldn’t be Valentines Day without the GOAT.

Got you something for Valentine’s Day babe #FCF

Made it to the gym and back. Please clap.

An #FCF voice reveal? Say less

Does this shirt make my **** look big? #FCF

And a happy #FCF to you too

And a happy #FCF to you too

It’s just wild, and honestly homophobic, that we aren’t celebrating #FCF in person

I feel like my libido is so high right now after a long spell where i did not want to be perceived. Now I’m back in action big time so if you’ve ever wanted to smash…STAY IN LINE.

Obviously it’s a joke/rage bait, but all I know is a lot of y’all be lying or delusional when you talk about preferring a dad bod …now let’s have THAT conversation

For those keeping score at home, we all grabbed a drink, there may have been some kisses, but we all had early mornings the next day so we’re saving it for another time. oh and the show was bad lol

And now off to the theatre to see a show and then maybe bring that third we’ve been talking to over for some drinks and [redacted]

Who ordered the prime beef for #humpday

I am such a tyrant Every time I ride it, every time I ride it Baby, I just don't sit up in saddle, boy, I got it #humpday

Big stretch for #humpday

C’mon lads, no need to push. Just form an orderly line cause there’s plenty to go around #HumpDay

My partner was just telling me about this guy he hooked up with a few weeks ago and my boy was giving the guy head and he started pouring beer on his dick as my boy was sucking and it’s had me bricked ever since.

Woke up with the feral need to be put in my place…so you know…do with that what you will

My back really didn’t have to go so hard

Something about hotels always make my clothes come off

Born to get d***** down and bred, cursed to work a 9-5 and go to the gym at 6am

Oldest selfie on your phone. This has to be 2012/2013 and I’m pretty sure it’s what the men would get on Craigslist when they wanted to see face lol

Always a good morning when you know your dick still big and your ass still fat.

My chest wanted to say hi 😘

Morning, boys. Time to get to work.

Show off your erection #stiffysunday

Okay, I did the thing. Follow me for the non smutty stuff. @unexpectedsomm.bsky.social

I’m not a ”monogamy doesn’t work” gay, but I will say this about being open…catching up with your partner after 2 weeks apart and swapping h-word stories is elite. Like yes boy, that sounds so hot well guess what I got into.

I’m just a big softie at heart

Fat uncut cock thread Quote with your (fat, uncut) cock

POV: On your knees #FCF

This one’s for my musk lovers: I love a good pit but I find it hard to receive what I actually want. Like musky pit is better than poppers but it doesn’t mean unshowered and it doesn’t mean I showered 5 minutes before you arrived but didn’t use deodersnt lol

First video game crush

One last thing before I go to bed, big boys…don’t let your size trick you into thinking you aren’t hot, sexy, and fly. Sure there are some who will never appreciate a big boy, but there are lots of hotties who will be so into you, you just have to put yourself out there.

Come on, babe. Let’s celebrate thick Thursday

Hey Bud, I know it’s thick Thursday, but you’ve got to let me get dressed so we can start our day.

When you only lift weights so you can eat Korean fried wings whenever you want

And a feral good morning to you too

When you only lift weights so you can eat Korean fried wings whenever you want

An absolute mouthful. Hope you saved room for seconds.

Come on, babe. Only have a few minutes before I got to head to work. So get to it. #FCF

You ever just wanna get manhandled…

Okay…a taste. My arms are going crazy here.

I wonder how long it’ll take before I accidentally post on of these pics on there

Okay, I did the thing. Follow me for the non smutty stuff. @unexpectedsomm.bsky.social

I just feel like if I lived in Chicago, I’d be like 40% sluttier which honestly feels exhausting lol

Well someone’s certainly up early…and there may or may not be some video for the goodest boys 🤭

The feral, but specific, need to feel the full weight of a hairy man who showered last night but didn’t put on deodorant is powerful this morning.

Suddenly remembered this white boy I fucked around with who had like the thickest cock, totally furry, untrimmed bush, like total package and after I was like ”wow you’re so hot” and he was like ”me? Boy, you’re a dime” Never felt so Bonita