It’s only 3 more days till a 5 day weekend. It’s only 3 more days till a 5 day weekend. It’s only 3 more days till a 5 day weekend. It’s only 3 more days till a 5 day weekend. It’s only 3 more days till a 5 day weekend. It’s only 3 more days till a 5 day weekend. It’s only 3 more days till a 5 day w

I’ll take one attention, please

Does this shirt make my **** look big? #FCF

Just started Diablo IV and while its fine so far, I’m so annoyed that you can’t pause.

Im bored. Ask me anything. Or better yet, hop in the dms

Im bored. Ask me anything. Or better yet, hop in the dms

Since y’all have been behaving. Here’s a beefy #FCF

So which one of you #humpday humps is gonna wake up Lil J?

What if we spent our Saturday sharing armpit pictures? 🥹

Last day of a 4 day weekend, but I woke up exactly when I would need to go to work. Most people would be mad…but for me, this sounds like the perfect Wake, Bake, Stroke, Nap situation 🤭

Happy fourth, babes 😘

Oh he’s in a topping mood, your honor. No hole is safe 😈

You ever have like a really sexy night, kissing/dancing with lots of boys and a good bit of [redacted], but it only makes you more feral? I’m at the gym now and my brain is on full goblin mode. Guess that means I’m going to the Bike Stop tonight 🤭

Still thinking about the hottie last night at the campgrounds who couldn’t get enough of my pit. He literally brought a friend over and was like “you’ve got to smell him” 🥵

What if we spent our Saturday sharing armpit pictures? 🥹

Happy fourth, babes 😘

You ever just look down and go “damn…I have such a pretty ****”

Perfect place to get stretched-I mean to stretch me-I mean to do stretches #humpday

Well someone’s certainly up early…and there may or may not be some video for the goodest boys 🤭

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic of yourself in that you still love

Hey Bud, I know it’s thick Thursday, but you’ve got to let me get dressed so we can start our day.

Spending this #humpday testing out fits for the gay campgrounds. I’m going for himbo wrestling coach camp counselor by day getting put in his place at night.

I’m just gonna assume I’m on some of y’all Skircles who haven’t posted yet 🤭 cause I haven’t seen my little blue tank nowhere lol

So which one of you #humpday humps is gonna wake up Lil J?

Just realizing that I haven’t been properly ****** down in months and months…might need to change that at the campgrounds 🤭

I’ve never really thought anything about David Archuleta. Like he’s obviously a cute boy, but just never on my radar (I don’t really have Celebrity crushes. I prefer more realistic options)….and then I listened to his Very Delta episode today…I may have no choice but to stan.

A goony outtake from my camp pics. Thick thighs save lives and all that.

3 days and then 4 day weekend. 10 days till 5 day weekend. Daddy needs a recharge.

Aced my final exam so now I want to celebrate by sharing my boy’s hole with some studs.

POV: On your knees #FCF

Born to get d***** down and bred, cursed to work a 9-5 and go to the gym at 6am

An #FCF voice reveal? Say less

Are you even gay if you aren’t flashing pit in the bar bathroom?

Something about hotels always make my clothes come off

Happy hump day! Call me a good boy and maybe I’ll show hole.

Meet me for brunch?

Now just say “ahhh” #fcf

Too hot. Send hole.

Just a reminder that everything happening now in the US government is the fruition of decades of planning by the conservative right and the Republican Party. While the establishment left continues to play fair, the right has hijacked democracy and we are quickly entering end game.

The boyfriend and I ran into this guy who was actively trying to hook up with me while his partner was actively trying to hook up with my boyfriend. All good on our end, but he did like a full body triple take when he saw me with my boyfriend. Then he like ran away. So weird. Just say hi.

Hey, don’t leave without making my bed.

Feeling thiccy thicc

Come on, babe. Let’s celebrate thick Thursday

A hump day bonus. All it’s missing is you.

I am such a tyrant Every time I ride it, every time I ride it Baby, I just don't sit up in saddle, boy, I got it #humpday

Big stretch for #humpday

Campgrounds next weekend and then my birthday the weekend after! How should I celebrate?

C’mon lads, no need to push. Just form an orderly line cause there’s plenty to go around #HumpDay

Good night, my sexy bloomfs!

Too hot. Send hole.