I need the drivers behind me to know that I am also telling myself that I could’ve made that turn. And again. And yep I actually did have plenty of time there. And OH MY GOD why are you going now sorry sorry I’m so sorry!!

I think we as a society have taken multi-factor authentication too far.

I have a lot of work to do, but also I said something awkward ten years ago. Guess which of those two things my brain has decided to focus on today

I realize I’m like 3 months late, but did anyone do this? Because I feel like it’s obvious but I haven’t seen it anywhere

I promise you are not prepared for the item description for the Sam’s club pepper grinder

Blown Away by Carrie Underwood really takes on a new meaning when you realize how much wind there is in Oklahoma. so. much. wind.

Have the people developing clean energy ever tried harnessing the power of Women Supporting Women? That fuel burns clean and it burns bright 💫

I don’t know much about hockey, so my main takeaway so far has been that the boards have different ads in the arena vs. on TV. The TV ones are superimposed, so the ads constantly change between the wide shots and closeups. It’s all I can think about. #4nations

Ah, yes. The two activities:

The #p4a2025 chat has so many good one-liners. It moves too quickly to acknowledge them, but I love them all so much.

Trying to get all my work done before #P4A2025 starts like

This is the part where I have to remind myself that I’m not actually a Chiefs fan. I just don’t want Taylor Swift to be sad, she doesn’t deserve it

Had to update my profile because I fully looked like a bot. Not a bot. Going to go reevaluate some things.

There is no rule that says you can’t add an extra bag of m&ms to your trail mix. Remember that.

POV: you made the jump to Bluesky but you don’t know anyone here so you’re just posting into the void

Once upon a time, the internet was a powerful tool that brought people together. For nightly games of HQ Trivia. I’ve been chasing that high ever since.