DJ Fella crossed the border into Mordor to premiere his latest hit: Njetsolina. 🎧⛽ Fuel is rationed. Prices are sky-high. The Lada queue is approximately 17 kilometers long. At least the soundtrack is fire. 🔥🐕🇺🇦

Both «Bonk You» and «Crimea Beach Party» have now passed 1 k views on YouTube. To celebrate, we’re donating 2,000 UAH to FENIX. This project is now financially unsustainable. We politely ask everyone to stop watching our videos. Otherwise, we may be forced to get a real job.

Oh, yeah, baby bsky.app/profile/nafo...

Ukraine Recovery Conference in Gdańsk this week. Politicians and experts discuss reconstruction. DJ Fella supports Polish-Ukrainian friendship through the universal language of questionable folk EDM. Live from Pan Kotowski. 🇵🇱🤝🇺🇦🐕🎧😎

Getting closer… bsky.app/profile/nafo...

Oh, by the way. Moscovia Burns is now available on streaming services near you. Perfect timing, as always. Both the rock and blues versions.

🎵 New release: I Will Probably Catch a Grenade for You 🎵 A heartfelt letter from a ruzzian soldier in a muddy trench to the future widow who forgot his birthday, sold his fishing gear, and hasn't answered a text in six months. youtu.be/QXdvn62OnQA?...

Happy Friday, fellas. Burn, Moscow, burn.

As the saying goes: ‘Moscovia burns’ youtu.be/00zqFWMwM0o?...

Плюс is now available on Spotify. Dedicated to everyone waiting at home for a Ukrainian hero, hoping to receive a “+” from their loved one. You may dislike AI music. But sometimes it can make something so beautiful that it brings grown men to tears. open.spotify.com/album/5flOwp...

Live from Maidan Nezalezhnosti, DJ Fella presents his latest cultural exchange initiative: 🎶 putin khuilo 🎶 Diplomats remain unavailable for comment.

After years of intensive research into bonking, NAFO Orchestra reluctantly presents: 🎺 Keep Calm and Bonk On – NAFO Orchestra Greatest Bonks 🎺 A carefully curated collection of our finest bonks, questionable decisions, and highly unnecessary musical adventures.

The Force is clearly with us

🎬 New video out now! "This Is The Way" by NAFO Orchestra has landed on YouTube. We gave our video producer free paws and told him to get creative. He responded by discovering transition effects and using approximately all of them. youtu.be/elNeizPVALQ?...

🚨 New deployment! 🚨 NAFO Orchestra presents, with varying degrees of confidence: 🎵 Rest and Recuperation for Fellas Returning from Special Bonking Operations The official soundtrack for fellas attempting to recover from Special Bonking Operations. open.spotify.com/album/6QYrTG...

👑🐕 To all the Bonking Queens out there... you know who you are. 😉 NAFO Orchestra proudly presents your official anthem: "Bonking Queen" — now live on YouTube! 🎶 "Bonking Queen" is featured on the upcoming album "Keep Calm and Bonk On", landing on Spotify this Sunday. youtu.be/9C0vpzNMJes?...

Summer Tour 2026 by NAFO Orchestra’s own DJ Fella is now live on Spotify! Featuring the previously unreleased “putin khuilo”. The only thing missing is a music video. DJ Fella is standing by for deployment, but we need suggestions for a location. open.spotify.com/album/2L8gVz...

Fellas, it is soon 5 PM and it's time to start bonking. Need some music for the mission? NAFO Orchestra has you covered. Our new track "Bonkin' 5 to 9" is out now! Work hard. Bonk harder. 🐕🔨 youtu.be/fdgYoIM9rNA?...

Good news for some, and slightly less good news for those dedicated to high-quality music consumption: NAFO Orchestra is now available on major streaming platforms. We want to hear from you: On which platforms would you like to find us? Let us know your wishes #distrokid

DJ Fella is putting in the hours ahead of the legendary Crimea Beach Party. The training program reportedly consists of reggae, shashlik, and ignoring all professional advice. This footage was leaked from today's rehearsal. 🏖️🇺🇦🐕🌴

NAFO Orchestra is celebrating two milestones: 🎺 200 subscribers on YouTube 🕊️ 100,000 confirmed beautiful hits by Magyar’s Birds To mark the occasion, we are donating 1,000 UAH to Magyar’s Birds and encourage all NAFO orchestras to do the same.

Prepare yourself for our most ambitious mistake yet. NAFO Orchestra, proudly supported by their distinguished subdivision, The Military Police, present: "Every Bonk I Make" A musical experience that absolutely nobody requested youtu.be/FWwvkYz1E70?...

After years of disappointing audiences with music, a member of NAFO Orchestra has now attempted visual art. Against all odds, the result is actually good. Please enjoy this painting of Zelenskyy and the Zaporizhzhian Cossacks.

Breaking: NAFO Orchestra called an emergency rehearsal 🎺 Reason: Zelenskyj just dropped a letter that needed a soundtrack. 10/10, no notes. youtu.be/IIgV9iwWpqA?...

NAFO Orchestra proudly presents: Moscovia Burns 🔥 We never expected our special effects budget to be outsourced to a refinery near St. Petersburg, but here we are. youtu.be/00zqFWMwM0o?...

“Bonk You” has reached 750 views. After extensive financial analysis, NAFO Orchestra has determined this warrants an emergency donation of 750 UAH to Madyar’s Birds, funded by bottles collected after our Kyiv concert. We remain humble and completely unaffected by our success.

NAFO Orchestra has officially completed the fastest reunion in music history. This new video is dedicated to all NAFO Fellas who spend their time keeping the digital world a little more truthful, and a lot less comfortable for propagandists. youtu.be/N8tDbNMdDYQ?...

We proudly release our newest song from the legendary concert at Olympic Stadium Kyiv! 🎸🇺🇦🐕 We were especially happy to see so many of our long-time fans ❤️ youtu.be/UFdeS87c5Bw?...

Today we share a different kind of song. “Плюс / Plus” is dedicated to everyone waiting for a small “+” from a Ukrainian hero fighting for Ukraine’s freedom and independence. Героям слава 🇺🇦 youtu.be/nguSllQGHYA?...

We are deeply honored to announce that NAFO Orchestra has officially been restricted by X. A true milestone for any serious cultural institution. 🎻🚫 Apparently our dangerous combination of accordions, memes and emotional support ukulele solos posed a grave threat to public order.

The NAFO Orchestra brings you the soundtrack of moscovia burning youtu.be/00zqFWMwM0o?...

🟡🎸 While returning from the legendary NAFO Orchestra concert on Snake Island, the fellas accidentally took the yellow submarine on a sightseeing tour along the bottom of the Black Sea. 🌊⚓ A new music video was recorded. We expect to reach No.1 on the British charts. youtu.be/uXSyLt88Lqk?...

🎸🔥 New track from NAFO Orchestra just dropped: Fire in the Feed 🔥🎸 Due to “security concerns” during the concert on Snake Island, only still photography was permitted — no video recording allowed. youtu.be/dqjf9gdL-7k?...

NAFO Orchestra has somehow obtained a bootleg recording of the encore from our legendary night at the Irish pub in Zhytomyr 🍀🍺 The management asked us not to release it. @quackersncheese.bsky.social definitely asked us not to release it. Anyway, here is “Gobshite Vatnik?” youtu.be/uu8lOPo5JNc?...

🧘‍♂️🎻 Relax Friday has returned 🎻🧘‍♂️ The bonking may be endless… but even NAFO fellas need tactical recovery time. Today’s soundtrack for peace, healing, and very professional relaxation: ✨ Fantasia on a NAFO Theme for Ukulele ✨

NAFO Orchestra just played at the Irish pub in Zhytomyr 🍀 Featuring our new hit: “The Crooked Horse of the Kremlin” (Some people swear they hear a “wh–” in “horse”… we won’t comment 😏) Big thanks to @irisnotsiri.bsky.social & @quackersncheese.bsky.social for showing up 🙌 youtu.be/YPlNYAWoEUc?...

The NAFO Orchestra brings you the soundtrack to life’s important moments youtu.be/00zqFWMwM0o?...

NAFO Orchestra does pure black metal — and yes, we’ve performed live at the legendary Odesa More Music Club 🎸 ⚠️ Fella-dogs with good hearing, protect your ears. This is not a drill. Watch the video now, and descend into the abyss of the comment section youtu.be/adKQj2UMFNs?...

NAFO Orchestra had one goal: record a music video at the highest point in Ukraine 🐶🎹 Why? Better acoustics. Obviously. Hoverla (2,061m) is Ukraine’s highest peak — a symbol of resilience, freedom, and breathtaking natural beauty. youtu.be/2LGppRuhLeQ?...

NAFO Orchestra took a romantic detour to Ukraine’s famous Tunnel of Love 💚🐶 Near the village of Klevan, a working railway has naturally shaped the surrounding trees into a perfect green arch over time — creating one of the most magical and romantic places in the world. youtu.be/xtlZ2a4j2hI?...

NAFO Orchestra had the honor of performing our Fugue in Three Variations: Bark, Bonk & Resolve 🐶🎹 This organ at Lviv Railway Station, created by Zhanna Kadyrova, is built from fragments of Russian missiles — turning destruction into music, and resilience into sound. youtu.be/8V_RxgTOcNM?...

New tradition loading… R&R Friday 🎻🐕 Relaxation, questionable dancing, and NAFO Orchestra

🎶 NAFO Orchestra — providing the soundtrack whenever the underdog refuses to stay down We don’t choose the happy moments. We just play them. 🎶 Moscovia burns (link in comments) Soundtracking life, whether it asks for it or not.

🎬 Premiere this Sunday 🔥 NAFO MetalFella Black metal. Shiba chaos. Meme warfare turned into sound. Headbanging required. Earplugs optional. 🐕⚔️ From “relax mode” → “bonk mode” in 48 hours. #NAFO #MetalFella #BlackMetal #MemeWar #CTRLALTDELETE youtube.com/watch?v=adKQ...

Friday premiere incoming. Everything is under control. Probably.

🚨 Scheduled Deployment 🚨 After a long day of debunking propaganda, even fellas need to stand down. This Friday (May 1), NAFO Orchestra drops its first music video on YouTube. A relaxing piece for exhausted keyboard warriors. 🎻 High morale #NAFO #FellaOrchestra youtu.be/RWrVTOj0Zuc?...