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And Oski said to Bill, "Burn it all down and give it all up. Malort heels all!"

If you didn't listen to tonight's mass in the other app, here is tonight's homily from @wetbeefs. #gobears

"WE'RE COMING TO FIGHT FOR CALIFORNIA! AND WE BROUGHT PONCH AND JOHN!"

Berkeley has standards. Blue Furd + Red Furd = 🤮 CC: @sickoscommittee.org #ACCAfterDark

Another Golden win over Goldy. #BuiltOnBerkelium #OskiUMah

Narrator: "...And then the paramedics dragged Joe Bruin's lifeless body away, never to be seen as relevant again."

Troop! @sickoscommittee.org! #Calgorithm2025! Sound the horn! It's officially shitposting season!

@newsompressofcfan.bsky.social just signed into law California's flagship university's @calfootball.bsky.social home schedule. Very respectable establishments are posting copies around the state and citizens are celebrating wildly for the return of the college football season. #calgorithm

When Oski shouts, "By the Power of Sproul Hall, I am OSKI!” paired with the Cal Drinking Song, the power of past Oski's are summoned to mark the beginning of Cal's national championship run. #oskitology #calgorirhm

Cooking soon.

Soon.

Catching up today. I don't work this channel much during the off-season.

@LABowlGame, parking lot Malört drinking with Gronk & #calgorithm would be SO epic! There's even a song!

On this day in #calgorithm history Archduke Fernando Mendoza entered the Transfer Portal, which started what historians noted as "Just Another Day For Cal Fans."

On this day in #calgorithm history in 1919 Oski signed the Nation's first Letter of Intent to establish the custom and demonstrate his commitment to Cal. Through his leadership, prowess, & integrity on and off the field, he led the Golden Bears to four-straight national titles.

On this day in #calgorithm history Oski creates the popular big hair style in the Big D using eco-friendly hair products. Peruna the Pony the first recipient was later arrested on embezzlement charges by the NCAA in the wake of SMU's "Death Penalty". #PonyUp 🎠

Blender. Drink. Kiss your date.

ACC BURNERS ASSEMBLE!!! Vote for ACC Hero "E. RAMAGER." The Cal equipment manager who prevented theft and became #1 in our hearts! x.com/PatMcAfeeSho... #calgorithm 🐻 #PonyUp #PonyUpDallas 🎠 #h2p 😻 #deacnation 🎩 #cusecash 🟠 #1Pack1Goal 🐺 #HokieNation 🦃 #goCanes 🦜 #GoHoos ⚔️

#accFriendshipIsMagic Peruna + Oski = BBF (Best Bronies Forever) They save whales Save the rainforest Save lives Save the environment And save @ACCFootball #calgorithm 🐻🌈 #PonyUp 🎠🌈

#accFriendshipIsMagic #calgorithm can't wait to give our new #PonyUpDallas @ACCFootball friends a hug at the #BarleyHouse this weekend! 🤗🌈🐻🐎🥳🪓

HAVE YOU BEEN SCAMMED BY *THIS* MAN? You may be eligible for damages. 💲💰💲 #calgorithm 🐻 #PonyUp 🐎

He's just a chill guy going 98 Yards With His Boys and beating the Stanfurd Cardinal.

It's gonna be a tough week. SMU burners have been great all season to #calgorithm. You can't have DEI without the Big D. Bronies Before Phonies: Friendship > Sanctions #FriendshipIsMagic #BronyUp #PonyUp

This week @ACCFootball is incentivizing #calgorithm to raise the bar. @PatMcAfeeShow is an honorary UC Chancellor. The ACC Refs are looking for chaos. We have The Axe 🪓. It's time to cook.

#seeYouOnThe50 #calgorithm

On this day in #calgorithm history... The @forestservice began its famous Oski the Bear public service campaign to prevent Stanford Trees.

BREAKING Stanford Prison Experiment Fueled by Ancient Pine-Based Rituals and the LARPing Ghost of Leland Stanford #calgorithm unearthed a truly bizarre twist in the infamous Stanford Prison Experiment saga...

#calgorithm only you can prevent forest fires! Don't forget to sweep the forests and properly dispose of your trees.

Notice to all Bay Area residents: If you see this tree, DO NOT notify us. We are not looking for him, and there is no reward.

BREAKING #calgorithm has learned @Stanford will not be receiving a @WaffleHouse from the @ACCFootball, according to two sources familiar with the matter. Too many felonies and a persistent culture of bad tipping were enough justification for conference officials.

BREAKING NEWS #calgorithm has purchased WAER 88.3FM for an undisclosed amount of Berkelium. The new owners intended to transform the station into an "outpost for the Woke Agenda" and Cal athletics in the Syracuse area, and will feature @miketirico calling every Cal game.

On this day in #calgorithm history Oski filed an injunction–and a stern admonishing remark–to Otto the Grave Digging Orange to stop digging the foundation for SU's new gymnasium. It was later confirmed to be the final resting place of the Pac-12 referees.

@ACCFootball BURNERS, ASSEMBLE! We need to ensure our conference wins the @SugarBowlNola @ManningAward quarterback of the week award! Vote for Fernando Mendoza! allstatesugarbowl.org/news/2024/11... #calgorithm #H2P #BCEagles #Noles #THWg #Canes #GoDeacs #GoHokies

#calgorithm #vote4nando Friday night forest fire at Woke Forest FTW! allstatesugarbowl.org/news/2024/11...