Fathers, teach your daughters how to field dress a deer, and not make it their whole personality.

My appliance repairman, who recently gave me the washing machine’s complete, unabridged history from the last 20 years, begs to differ.

Georgia plays Alabama this Saturday on ABC. Sinclair owns a lot of stations in the south. This whole thing could be over in a day if Disney had the guts to do it.

This reads like an “I Think You Should Leave” sketch.

This is what happens when a group of people is never held accountable for their actions. After decades of warnings, they’ve convinced themselves they’re untouchable. And since they’ve never faced consequences, their only move is to point the finger at someone else.

I love baseball so, so much.

Scream this from the rooftops!

I don’t know who needs to read this, but go tell your S.O. (or whoever) that you love them.

Makes no mistake, the anti-Mamdami crowd isn’t afraid that the Zohran will fail, they are terrified that he will succeed. If Mamdami’s policies work, there is a high likelihood they will spread and that terrifies the ruling class of this country.

A confidential informant told me that Cuomo always picks Joja Mart over the Community Center in his Stardew Valley runs. Just saying.

The real difference between Bluesky and Twitter in this one thread. Noted journalist @jamellebouie.net posts incorrect Star Wars canon (Grand Admiral Thrawn collects art) & Star Wars fans POLITELY respond in the comments. If that’s not proof enough of this site’s value, I don’t know what is.

Hey you! Yes, you! You need some Time Henson in your timeline. So here you go.

I truly believe If leftist/progressive creators cut their average video lengths in half, their ideas would reach more people. Even as a fan, I hesitate to watch 1.5-hour videos from new creators. Don’t dumb it down, and don't completely abandon deep dives, but hit the high points and move on.

Ever wondered what a person would be like if their mother breastfed them until they were 30? Here is a really solid breakdown of the Weinstein brothers and why they are deserving of ridicule. Shoutout to Professor Dave Explains. Support him on Pateron here: www.patreon.com/professordaveexplains

From a throne of money, art, jewelry, & clothes, the last techbro instructs hordes of AI bots to talk, argue, & sell useless junk to each other. He’s unsure if any other humans are left. This is the culture, economy & government now. “Thank god I was here to save the world,” he thinks with a smile

This silly goose Everybody knows that China is the one who pays the tariffs. Right? ……Right? Oh no…….

Oof, White Sox fans’ sleep paralysis demon is going to start looking a skinny, pasty skinned guy before too long.

Hear me out, Dems. could learn a thing or two from dumb stuff like this. Politics is theater. The masses need to see you DOING so mething, even if it doesn’t accomplish anything, For every backroom deal to keep the EPA running, you also need to take all the batteries in Nancy Mace’s office.

Awesome! Sounds like Senator Hawley would be all in on raising the top-tier tax rate then. Good for him!

I have a feeling this isn't this lady's rodeo. I wouldn't be surprised if she had a story that involved having to hide in Abbie Hoffman's basement and making Andy Warhol go on a cigarette run or how how in 1968 she bit a guy the Chicago DNC riots.

People of Bluesky who go to Costco and buy one thing (that isn’t a TV, grill, patio furniture, etc), how does drop off service from the insane asylum work? Do they pick you up later or just wait in the parking lot? You’re only getting a tub of sour cream so I bet they wait, but I’m still curious.

Calling it Photshopped is an insult to Photoshop. That's a PowerPoint Slide with four text boxes added and letters written in Courier.

Broadcasting these Cabinet meetings presents a good example of what an exec committee with an asshole CEO is like. Rules: only share good news (even if you have to make it up), one-up the last speaker, and the CEOs ideas are good, everything else is shit. Bonus: the CEO likely forgets it all anyway.

Pretty impressive that they were able to conduct the research necessary to make such a claim in 100 days. I mean, he wouldn't lie about this, right?

Bah! These scientists and their science. I don't care that gorillas are social animals who prefer running to fighting. I want a gorilla with a grudge. A gorilla hell bent on turning 100 dudes into soup. 100 guys eventually win, but it's a blood bath. Those who didn't die wish they did situation.

How likely is it that Trump’s advisors showed him this photo and explained, “These symbols are “code” for “MS-13,” but Trump, being Trump, ignored or misunderstood the explanation and mistakenly believed the obviously added “MS-13” letters were real tattoos?

Regardless of how you feel about the Canadian election, you have to admit that "riding" is a cool ass name for an electoral district. But, in regards to how you feel about the Canadian election, if you're unhappy about them, piss up a rope. (NDP members are excluded from this sentiment.)

Who in the hell are they going to get to work here? What chef will want this on their resume? Who will work on the line? Can you imagine the abuse the waitstaff will take?

Take five to ten minutes of your day and read this essay. You will be hard pressed to find more concise and well-reasoned into the current state of our world and how it can be fixed.

These people are beyond soft..

Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.

Murkowski was appointed to her seat by the governor of Alaska in 2002. That governor also happened to be her father, Frank Murkowsi. Of course she feels this way, it’s a job to her, not a duty. Stay quiet, don’t stir the pot, and let the checks roll in. She might have to get an actual job then.

Maybe! Or it’s all a ruse So we don’t dig too deep Surely there’s an explanation After all we have learned Don’t ask too many questions

Pictured here: A World Famous Pennsylvanian.

A friend of mine recently forwarded me a rejection letter he received after applying for a job. The letter ended with an invitation to sign up for the company’s newsletter to stay updated on their news. If you do this, I hate you.

BREAKING: Man on the brink of retirement, is suddenly very concerned about how for people on the brink of retirement.

It costs more to be an asshole. Even hardline negotiators know is still have to give up a little, otherwise the other party will do everything they can to rake you over the coals on the backend. And in the future, if you ever need something, you'll get the same treatment in return.

This seems bad. finance.yahoo.com/news/wall-st...

Just a quick shot of me on my way to collect my million dollars from Soros.

The intellectuals of the right weigh in.

Of the many things that I despise about conservative politics, the whining is what eats at me the most. The unending pissing and moaning about one thing or another and then offering no viable solution on how to fix any of it. Also, why can't Laura Ingraham close her mouth? It's unnerving.

Please see thread below. Dr. Washington provides examples of how out of state folks can help. This is extremely important.

For a state that regularly ranks in the bottom third for healthcare across various sources, you'd think Sen. Jim Banks would care slightly more about the gutting of federal healthcare services. Still, I guess if his daddy Trump tells him that's what he's gotta do, then that's what he'll do.

Fox News Talent Acquisition Manager: "We like you but you're laying it on a little thick. We generally reserve this sort of rhetoric for Clinton/Biden-level targets. Try it again, but this time think more Buckley Jr. talking in Reagan's ear piece and less Pirro after Tuesday lunch at Balthazar.

You see, it's totally cool to run your business on a skeleton crew of overworked wage slaves. What's the worst that could happen?

If you kill a CEO, you're a terrorist. If you kill a bunch of Africans by withholding AIDS medication, you are fiscally responsible.

Taibbi wanted to be Hunter Thompson so, so badly. Turns out he's just a poor man's William Buckley Jr.

Theory: Elon's money dump in the 2024 election didn't move the needle like many politicians and media outlets would have us believe. That explains Musk's desperate pitches in WISC before the S.C. election. He's terrified that if the curtain is pulled back, repubs won't have to fear his money.