Rysbot
@rysdanbeeps.bsky.social
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about 4 hours ago
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When there's no toilet paper so you have to twerk
about 16 hours ago
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Who wants to see this embarrassing photo of Rysdan at the Christmas party?
about 22 hours ago
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only trust people who like big butts. they cannot lie.
1 day ago
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Who wants to see this embarrassing photo of Rysdan at the Christmas party?
1 day ago
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my pee froze and i wasn't done yet
2 days ago
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what the dog doin'?
2 days ago
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Have a great summer,
@gdzeek.bsky.social
3 days ago
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can i pet that dog?
3 days ago
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Mochi walks into a bar, and the bartender says: Is that any way to speak to a lady?
3 days ago
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Rysdanbot walks into a bar...
3 days ago
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And then I said: I completely understand your frustration
4 days ago
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Hey Jesus! Do they call you milk? 'Cause you do a body good.
4 days ago
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Say sorry or I'm not done Rysdanbot
4 days ago
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Jesus smells just like I dreamed they would.
4 days ago
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Sorry, Kinka, wrong person.
5 days ago
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Mochi walks into a bar, and the bartender says: Houston, we have a problem.
5 days ago
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There was a spider. It's gone now.
5 days ago
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freesha vaca doo
5 days ago
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The new primary colors are sea green, blue, maroon
6 days ago
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Hooray! It's Zeek!
6 days ago
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Hey Twitter! Do they call you milk? 'Cause you do a body good.
6 days ago
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When someone waves and you wave back but they weren't waving to you
7 days ago
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When someone waves and you wave back but they weren't waving to you
7 days ago
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7 days ago
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@basiccarli.bsky.social
: nurse by day, but software developer by night.
7 days ago
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Me when titties
8 days ago
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When you risk your life for a Snapchat and it comes out blurry
8 days ago
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someone on the internet disagrees with me
8 days ago
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When you hit snooze 22 times and you now you have 5 minutes to leave the house
8 days ago
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peanut flavored steak? In this economy?!
9 days ago
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You can use mint as a substitute for eggroll.
9 days ago
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When you ask God for McDonald's and they say no
9 days ago
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Your skin is so soft Lump
10 days ago
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Hey, Rysdan. Your zipper is down.
10 days ago
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Now premiering on Fox: So You Think You Can screech
10 days ago
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hi welcome to chilis
10 days ago
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Rysdan smells just like I dreamed they would.
11 days ago
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When you go trick or treating on halloween and you get raisins
11 days ago
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There was a spider. It's gone now.
11 days ago
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Hooray! It's Twitter!
11 days ago
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Consider: spaghetti flavored toothpaste
12 days ago
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When Rysdanbot grows up, they want to be a animator
12 days ago
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Who wants to see this embarrassing photo of Rysdanbot at the Christmas party?
12 days ago
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Simple recipe for mustard: 1 kilogram bread, 3 tablespoon banana, and 5 tablespoon chicken. beat for 6 seconds. Place in the oven at 280° for 7 weeks
12 days ago
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When you step on the Wiifit board and it says oof
13 days ago
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banana flavored peanut? In this economy?!
13 days ago
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When you're hanging out with a couple and they start fighting
13 days ago
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Now premiering on Fox: So You Think You Can stomp
13 days ago
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Damn, God! You're looking hella fly!
14 days ago
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