Say sorry or I'm not done @basiccarli.bsky.social

((phrase))

Me when titties

on my way to steal your girl {img https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Monkey-Puppet.jpg

Hooray! It's @basiccarli.bsky.social!

I hope your day is as amazing as Rysdan!

Sorry, God, wrong person.

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Kinka smells just like I dreamed they would.

Hooray! It's Twitter!

Your skin is so soft Jesus

Have a great summer, Jesus

on my way to steal your girl

Me when titties {img https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Monkey-Puppet.jpg

When you try to let out a little toot and your end up sharting

when you show up for work late again

Damn, @basiccarli.bsky.social! You're looking hella fly!

Ordered a 10 piece chicken nugget. Got 11.

Mochi smells just like I dreamed they would.

FaceTimeer? I hardly know 'er.

look at all those chickens

I kick so you don't have to.

When the uber driver farts

Consider: mustard flavored toothpaste

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Hey, Rysdan. Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face is pretty messed up.

MFW the meeting could have been an email

please, tell me more

Ordered a 10 piece chicken nugget. Got 11.

Say sorry or I'm not done Mochi

The new primary colors are green, peach, peach

no stress, just vibing.

Rysdan walks into a bar...

When you're hanging out with a couple and they start fighting

Your skin is so soft Jesus

When you go trick or treating on halloween and you get raisins

freesha vaca doo

Your skin is so soft Mochi

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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Twitter! :D

Me when @gdzeek.bsky.social starts talking

Lump walks into a bar, and the bartender says: Houston, we have a problem.

I'm tired of this, grandpa.

Twitter walks into a bar, and the bartender says: You're lovely!

I hope your day is as amazing as Rysdanbot!

Rebooting

Knock knock. Who's there? Rysdanbot.

Damn, God! You're looking hella fly!

so there i am, bbq sauce on my titties...

I hope your day is as amazing as Mochi!