I finally get why MAGA is up in arms about the half time show, turns out ....... THE PRESIDENT OF PUERTO RICO IS A PEDOPHILE!!!

Hey Christian Nationalists, does it make you feel ANYTHING when you realize Trump's name is mentioned in the Epstein Files thousands of times more than Jesus' name appears in the Bible?

"We are confident that we have captured one of the main leaders of ANTIFA," said DHS Head Krusty Gnome, "we found money that was earmarked for agitators hidden in a pig like container in his backpack."

The "Belle of the Ball" was so giddy he pooped his Depends. Later that evening he managed to corner himself in a broom closet that he inadvertently stumbled into, where he proceeded to move on himself "like a bitch" & grabbed his own 'Neckussy'..... mumbling .. "I can do anything, I'm a Star".

Let me get this straight ... our Orange Pedophile Dictator is planning on bombing Iran and risking yet Another War ... because of how Protesters THERE are being treated?!!!

I just watched the full video of this murder and I am ashamed. I am ashamed as an American and as a Human Being. That this occupation goes on even one more day is a stain on every one of us!

Multiple Artists Cancel Kennedy Center Shows: "To hell with it. I’ll become chairman [of the Kennedy Center] & I’ll give myself an honor. We’ve done something that they’ve never done before, & I'LL be doing something that hasn’t been done before”, bellowed the Orange Pedopotamus as he donned a tutu.

THIS should be required printing at the top of Every PAYCHECK issued to ICE thugs!

Thanks Bluesky Fam. I've really enjoyed my first year here! Happy Holidays.

The Dump Class Babbleship “The US Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I'm a very aesthetic person.” ~ PEDOdent of the GOP When a brain damaged 80 year old who thinks Alex of the Village People is a real sailor designs a ship, THIS is what we will probably end up with.

THIS is how everyone in this country who doesn't feel represented by this occupation should be filling out their tax forms this coming year! NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! #SoftSucession

EVERYONE knew the files weren't coming. EVERYONE! The new Guardians Of Pedophiles party, it's ranks filled from the top down with criminal bottom-feeding perverts have entrenched themselves into every aspect of our Govt. like ticks. It's time to burn them off before their infestation kills us all!

Fully expected our Pedo-dent to announce war with Venezuela tonight to distract from the looming Epstein document deadline, but instead we had to watch this human crap-bag lie, ramble and fellate himself in front of a Liberace Christmas nightmare in the White House ... "at levels never seen before!"

Doddering Donnie wants us to believe that he has left all his ties to his unalived bestie Jeffrey "behind" him now.... yet at least half of #Felon47 's cabinet members, key officials & major donors appear in the Epstein files.

The Orange Pedo's new line of Trading Cards are out ....... here's a sampling.

I guess when you spend you whole life hearing "Is it in yet" you don't really consider what you did to all those underaged girls a heinous crime?

Does Gavin's HUGE Prize make Donnie's Pedophiliac Hands look Small? New medical reports say its likely #Felon47 's brain, penis & heart stopped maturing at age 11. I heard Gavin also stopped A Galactic Apocalypse, 94 future wars, & rescued Santa from an ICE Detention Jail.......SAVING CHRISTMAS!

In "Federalist No. 78", Alexander Hamilton wrote that Judges must have "inflexible and uniform adherence to the rights of the Constitution," declaring acts by the legislature void if they contradict the Constitution's "manifest tenor".

This is a MUST READ for MAGA! Their heads will spin off when they learn the TRUTH! Baaaaahaha!

#Felon47 claims Venezula's Nicolás Maduro is an illegitimate head of a "narcoterrorist" state, responsible for drug trafficking in the United States, placing a $50 million dollar bounty on his head. Before the election he said drug dealers should face the same sentences as those who commit murder.

The senile pedophile destroying our economy, starving children, and randomly assassinating foreign civilians has "decreed" that for US will not commemorate World AIDS Day. What kind of soulless piece of shit would deny a country the opportunity to remember and honor the millions that have died?!!!

After the fiasco his "Thanksgiving" posts were this year, I totally expect his Christmas Message to go something like this .................

#Felon47 claims he is the "Greatest President in History" & "better than both Abraham Lincoln and George Washington." I hope one day he's awarded the fate he truly DESERVES...like his Heroes...in Nuremberg...or even better, knowing his "Only I Can Fix It" attitude, by his own hand in his new Bunker.

***HAPPY THANKSGIVING BLUESKY FAMILY*** I'd like to thank everyone on BS for a year of shared laughter, friendship & community! “Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.” ~ Cicero

It's hard to out-clown a Jester like our Pedophile "President". I wake up and read hilariously comic tweets from this senile diaper-clad idiot every morning & I then come to find out they were his actual thoughts. I can only tell when a post is satire now because it sounds more sane than reality.

Every business this Senile Pedophile touches ends up being forced to it's knees faster than you can say, “Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?” nypost.com/2025/11/19/b...

"Remember your Creator in the days of your youth, before the days of trouble come and the years approach when you will say, 'I find no pleasure in them.'" ~ Ecclesiastes 12:1

The New Rallying Cry of the Democratic Party... "QUIET PIGGY!!!"

I've been trying to put into words the contempt I feel when I see Garbagey Traitor Greede's smug mug as of late on TV pretending not to be a total whackjob without swearing profusely ... which I can't ... but thankfully @alyssamilano says it here perfectly. alyssajmilano.substack.com/p/an-open-le...

#Felon47 Signs Bill To Recriminalize Hemp THC Products Tucked inside the new federal spending bill is a provision that effectively bans most intoxicating hemp-derived & CBD products by closing the "loophole" of the 2018 Farm Bill. The ban will take effect in one year on November 13, 2026.

"No one ever really pays for betrayal in silver....The price of any betrayal always comes due in flesh." ~ Stephen King Every day is like an assault now. But today was like getting kicked in the dick from behind. So unexpected & painful. The cowardice & betrayal from these 8 is unforgivable!

TikTok personality Nikalie Monroe has been calling churches to test & see if they would help feed a hungry baby in a social experiment to find out if religious groups are actually willing to live what they preach. The overwhelming lack of support spotlights how far American churches have strayed.

"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing"~Theodore Roosevelt A picture is worth 1000 words! This is the epitomy of the decisive action the Orange Pedopotomus brings to every situation!

After the Democratic sweep tonight the Orange Pedopotomus knows from past experience what a "clear mandate" is, right? Of course he does, after a thoughtful moment of reflection I'm sure his response will be a measured & appropriate one. Anyone want to take bets on which country he bomb's first?

At a recent Mississippi TPUSA "Motorboating For Charlie" event, Kirk's widow Erika wearing tight leather pants & no wedding ring gushed over J.D. Dunce who showed up to express to his belief that women should only find happiness through motherhood, marriage, and staying home barefoot and pregnant.

Here's the story of a pedophile pervert Who was having sex with many underaged girls All of them violated by this monster Enough to make you hurl. Here's the story of his group of nazis Each one more vile than the last They were all liars & enablers Ex FOX talking heads & trash. The Treason Bunch

The Presidential Emergency Operations Center is a bunker underneath the East Wing of the White House. It's the secure shelter & communications center #Felon47 cowered in during the Rodney King unrest. Anyone worried his "Ballroom" is a smokescreen to renovate his 'safehouse' for the coming days?!!!

All 7 Million of us received our Checks in the mail today. The best part is that we planned, coordinated, & distributed all of this without ONE single sign that ANY of it ever happened. If MAGA is stupid enough to believe that then they should be Very Frightened of what we are Planning to do Next!

GOP Tales from the PEDO Files: Jon Paul Sheptock a Christian music star & minister at First Montgomery Baptist Church in Texas has been arrested on charges of possessing and producing child pornography. Sheptok, sang & posed for pictures with #Felon47 & his son after singing the National Anthem.

BREAKING NEWS: #Felon47 orders revamp of Lady Liberty to follow his destruction of the White House. "Many people have asked me to continue to Make America Hot Again, so NO WINDMILLS & we're going to Spice Up "Libby", that's what I like to call her. She will be So Hot!" he said to his tie before bed.

I LOVE THIS! This perfectly expresses the rage I feel everytime Karolyin' Leavett opens her 'face sphincter' and spews her pernicious bile! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQD1...

The 1866 Thayer Amendment prohibits the image of any living person from appearing on U.S. currency or coins to avoid the appearance of a monarchy. He already 'appears' to be a monarch .... hopefully he will soon fufill the first requirement of having his bovine features on a coin! #ImpeachPEDO47

It's clear that #Felon47 's Tiny Johnson is stalling, sPam Blondi is stalling, the whole GOP is stalling. They know a massive change will be signaled come Nov. Their on-air rhetoric is clear, the "No-Kings" protests will be their "Reichstag Fire"! "That signpost up ahead, it's the Martial Law Zone"

Mike Johnson on layoffs & cuts: "I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know." None of #Felon47 's cabinet seems to have ANY clue about what's happening in our country ESPECIALLY t-RUMP's TINY JOHNSON! Does this guy spend All Day Hibernating in his Orange Savior's MASSIVE RECTUM?

"You have reached the White House: Press 1 to be deported Press 2 for MAGA Merchandise Press 3 for JD's Couch Press 4 to listen to confidential Signal Chats Press 5 to hear Stephan Miller sing "Lieblingsblume ist die Schlichte Edelweiss" Press 6 for tots & pears." www.youtube.com/watch?v=M876...

PRESS: "Trump always cheats at Golf." MAGA: "He doesn't need to Cheat at Golf." PRESS: "Are you serious?" MAGA: "He's NOT CHEATING, he just loses Interest in any Hole after 13!"

"It is a paradox that every dictator has climbed to power on the ladder of free speech. Immediately on attaining power each dictator has suppressed all free speech except his own." Herbert Hoover

In the Lighter Side of the News, this years Prize for Best Halloween Costume goes to Karolyin' Leavitt. Judges remarked that "Creepy" Karolyin', (as she's known around the WH) has shown true commitment to the Holiday Spirit by appearing as the same Horrifying Knobgoblin every day for over 10 months.

“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful neck wattles. I just start licking them. It’s like a magnet. Just lick. I don’t even wait. When you’re a dictator, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the neck vag. You can do anything.” ~ The Cheeto PEDO on his geriatric sexual preferences.