And sister, you are so good at that

FCF brought to you by new pride/dore purchases

It’s shaping up to be a Lana Del Rey and Kelela summer 🤪

The pre-hookup handwritten letter was a new one for me

New God of War game looks sick and every incel who’s mad about it can kick rocks

One thing about me is imma go home

Confessed my crush to a boy today

MESSY #tummytuesday guess I should clean up, or have someone clean me up 😏

“You don’t like your life then do something about it. Change it, do something else!” - the Chinese interpreter for one of my patients. Honestly inspired me!

I had a really good weekend but the post-party blues are setting in. Trying not to be weird or anxious about the good things that happened!

Look at this cute candid of my friend and I at the party!

Tried to put on an old pair of shorts today and couldn’t button. Ya boi is getting THICC

Instagram instants now are we so fr

Car got towed when it shouldn’t have and the people on the phone were insanely rude to me—this is a test in discipline of emotions…namaste

I’ve been a Charli stan forever but genuinely what the fuck is Rock Music

A fun weekend means a happy #mcm

Post-party buzz driving home with Lorde on the speakers with the city skyline in the foreground—why yes I am having a good night!

I’ve been single for about 3 years now and it’s starting to get to me :( I hate sounding whiny about it, but I’m ready to find my person and it just feels like he’s not out there despite me looking and keeping an open mind

Legit how do people twerk

Shamelessly thirsting with an IG mutual over his hot af pit pic 🥵

Cortisolmaxxing during the Invincible finale

Is anyone playing Pragmata? Is it good?

“Take me to Pound City” ykw maybe I will!

I’m taking a T break during 4/20 🥲

I think I see a bicep vein appearing???

One of my dumbfuck alcoholic MAGA roommates woke my ass up bc he’s listening to country music and singing. Asked him politely to turn it down and he got all lippy with me and proceeds to storm upstairs and knock on my door demanding to talk. The fuck?? Don’t fuck with me?

Went to the ballet tonight with an absolute cutie 😁

This guy I’m talking to is so hot, and then he tells me he’s an environmental scientist???!

I wanna dance shirtless in a room full of sweaty men to techno music

Obsessed with this guy on Scruff who invited me to hanky night and keeps calling me a bear cub.

Eating this much makes me wanna frow upppp

Based on my interactions with some folks lately, you’d think there’s a rumor about me or something going around. Idk what to make of it

Making some more life changes: -Taking a break from weed for the next couple months -No League before 7PM Discipline!

Hmm idk if I wanna be doing 12 hour shifts anymore!

Just made plans to go to the casino with my hot straight roommate 😛😛😛😛😛🧧‼️‼️‼️

So cool when one of my female colleagues says “faggot” not one, but three times, while recounting a story with a patient. Idc if it’s what the patient said, you really have no business saying that, let alone in the workplace! And it’s like 730 in the morning!!

Planet Fitness closes at 1 on Sundays?!? Wtf!!

I lowkey love climbing into bed feeling exhausted and sore from the day. A massage would be the perfect thing rn

This summer will be the best yet I can feel it

I’m collecting gay residents at this hospital like the infinity stones

Sleepy boi

Dude I cannot stand aggressive drivers like watch me kill you and myself with this brake check if you don’t get off my ass

Feeling like I need to rearrange my bedroom. But how…

I found the most magical house track yesterday ☀️

I wanna be a big boi but also skinny

Ran into the doctor I hooked up with while transporting a patient. Just call me Meredith Grey!

Very proud and pleased w myself bc it seems like I figured out a new nutritional regimen that strikes the balance between affordable, tasty, macro-rich, and doesn’t make me feel like I’m gonna barf from sheer volume. Now, just need to convert all those cals/protein into muscle 💪

My diet is about to revolve around a variety of powders and whole milk. Let’s hope it pays off!

Project Hail Mary was soooo good! I too would die for Rocky

Wowww I’m feeling the love tonight