I always feel like such a freak when I eat in a public cafeteria like ew don’t look at me

Things are looking up so here’s a cute photo of me in my new travel apartment

This man next to me on the bus is playing Hannah Montana’s “Rockstar” so loud I can hear it through his earbuds sksksk

I love being short of breath 😍 breathing is for losers!

Lies of P was a very good game and my first Soulslike that I beat! Methinks I wanna give the genre another go 🤓 what next? Someone recommended Sekiro

Syracuse men have the fattest cocks per capita it’s actually insane

Great, another man after my heart who’s already in an open relationship I might as well kms

College kid wants to dom me. No thanks, kiddo!

Update: I’m settled into the first place I picked, but I will be moving out tomorrow into a new place because this room is musty, moldy, and I’m sleeping on a futon instead of a mattress :D

Starting my day after noon, surely this won’t have any poor effects on me needing to be at my first day of work by 7 tomorrow

I still miss you

Take that, Arlecchino, you dumb puppet bitch

My sister is so fuckin funny 😭

I’m stress procrastinating so bad. I think I have first-week scaries!

Gym —> Kbbq w the boys —> Ellie Goulding on the ride home Elite living!

Guys who are lawyers and market themselves as dom total tops who want to be worshipped—idk seems kinda like a red flag to me!

Ayyyy having a group of friends to play friend slop is sooo fun. Yap Yap is such a good time

Proof of life. Hang in there, sport

One of my many talents is that I know all the lyrics to Caramelldansen

My mom is so funny/sweet because every time there’s a blood moon, she texts the family group chat and is like “blood moon tomorrow!”

I’m waging a war against biology and trust, I will win

Holy shit Christian and the fire?? That was crazy

Do I get Paramount Plus so I can watch Survivor this season? 🤔

Just played Kirby Air Riders for the first time and omg I am teleported back to middle and high school playing City Trial with the boys for hours 🥹 methinks I may get a Switch 2 now

FF7 Rebirth soundtrack is out 🤩

People will really say anything when you tell them you’re not interested 😒😔

Borrrringgggg

The Beauty is Ryan Murphy’s latest in stupid television but I can’t stop watching

Jfc, I feel like maintaining the weight I want to keep is proving impossible. I need someone smarter than me to make a meal plan for me or something bc whatever I’m doing is not working and my confidence has suffered a lot bc of it :(

Sometimes all you wanna do is play video games all day and that’s okay!

AND one of my internet crushes hit me up?! Days like this are what it’s all about baby

So I got that job 😎

Getting stoned for what will hopefully be the last time in a while because I’m manifesting a new job to come my way now please 🫶

I just got this YouTube ad where Chris Pratt asked me to stop and pray with him??? Get the fuck away from me?!

This DJ is literally playing every track on To pimp a Butterfly. I’m not mad about it, but seems like an odd choice?

After failing at Elden Ring, I’m trying my hand at another soulslike with Lies of P. It’s super fun! Whose P is out here lying??

I’ve gotta pull myself out of this weird-ass funk

First night of sleep on baby’s brand new mattress 😍

Weighed in much lower than expected tn and now I’m upset. Not feeling very Big Guy 😔✊

Criminally low amount of applause for me when I sang Big Guy by Ice Spice tonight at karaoke

I’ve become such a Bad Bunny fan overnight. Tbh this halftime show has me wanting to brush up and really work on my Spanish again

Getting back into reading 😍

The cold won. I canceled my plans tn after having to shovel my car out of the snow. Lowkirkuinely the worst winter I’ve ever experienced here

All of these dwerking vids from Bad Bunny 🥴 please please please do it on Sunday, the gay mass hysteria that would ensue

Hottest fucking guy sat next to and chatted with me on the plane today

I’m on vacation at WOOF CITY BABEE

If you need a pick-me-up, Send Help is such a fun time

A little drunk and need someone to make out with right NYOWWWW

Just found out oomf is a bottom and 🥴🥴🫠

Hit a PR tonight 🏆