I feel like I did so much today. Is this what office workers do all day? Phone calls, forms, and other BS?

Donald Trump and Bill Clinton be like

Late night souppp

Omg I had such a fun nightttt

Happy #fcf Bluesky 😈

I think my issue is I don’t feel like I have a crew anymore. I used to at one point, but it’s been a while since I’ve had a cohesive crew. Just kinda feel like an outsider now

Hmmm the vibes are not right this Halloween night :/

Gay dodgeball was so funnnn 😛

I feel like I’m coming up on a “We’re so back” peak

Good body image day

What the hell. Happy #jocktober

Reply guy privileges REVOKEDDDDD

Do you ever look at someone and be like oh yeah you’re definitely polyamorous

I know we’re not supposed to be sad on main anymore but I’m sad

Wednesdays are arguably worse than Mondays tbh

The intro and title drop of Ghost of Yotei has been one of the best gaming experiences I’ve ever had

I got Ghost of Yotei today, but apparently when you get a physical copy of a PlayStation game, you still have to wait upwards of an hour to start playing 😩 I had a whole plan tn and that has killed the vibe

First time back to the gym in over 3 weeks 😵‍💫 let’s get it! 💪

Wait, so now I have to verify my age to see cocknballs? What am I, grounded? I still have rights you know.

This city is testing me this morning

Just spent a half hour watching all my insta stories between 2020-2022 bc I’m a masochist

I wanna smoke weed so bad but I’m on hiatus since I’ll need to secure a new job in the coming month. Lame.

Everyone at work is sad because I’m leaving…honestly, they should be! I’m great!!!

Got to Act 3 of Silksong and I think I’m gonna be done with the game after I get the true ending. There’s probably still much to explore and do, but the changes to regular mobs in Act 3 is…not cute. Killed all my motivation fr

Nyleth is an absolutely ridiculous battle

Haven’t had a dick in my mouth in a while. I should fix that.

The music for the Choral Chambers is just so out of this world

Yesterday at camp upon leaving the bathroom, I was ensnared by a dark triad of gays who exuded a diabolically villainous energy. They looked me up and down, tried to unbutton my jeans, sniffed my pits (my left smells better than my right apparently?) and sent me on my way. This is my story—

I heard y’all need some wood taken care of

In this week’s news, I beat the standard ending of Silksong and also put in my resignation today!

Slipping my number to the hot DJ at this straight wedding 🙂‍↕️

Invented the word “chemholetherapy” today

Crying on a Monday night after finishing Nolan’s Batman trilogy

Just saw that clip of the VMAs. So who is power washing the sand out of Tate McCrae’s puss after all that?

Crashed a dinner party, had some drinks…who wants to make out???

Look who I found :^) @urb3stboy.bsky.social

Can’t stop saying it but I’m so excited to not work nights. I’m gonna be able to have a social life, gym routine, eat well, sleep well…I feel like I’m about to release a deluxe version of myself

Who’s up playing Silksong?

I went to a bar on a Thursday night! I feel so alive!

Been so horny for oomfs lately

I’m tired of hiding my true self

Yes these bright sunny mornings are nice or whatever but it’s my bedtime :(

In high school I got fired from my job at a bakery because I “just don’t have a passion for the pastries” 🥐

My sixth night shift in a seven day stretch. I’m exhausted but at least I have a week off after tonight.

Without saying the name, what is your favorite video game

I think I’m sick with strep on the holiday weekend I’m scheduled to work. I have 7 days worth of leftover antibiotics though, so time to play fast and loose and pray…

QUITTING MY JOB LETS GO

Emailed my boss to let her know I wouldn’t be able to work the night shift anymore for my health. Meeting with them Thursday to talk about whether or not I stay at that job 😬 if not…then what? So many options

Just discovered portrait mode?

To the guy on Extracted who lost because he thought his family’s 5-letter codeword was TRUMP instead of TRUST—