i'm finally reading phm and i am having conflicting feelings about stratt. i've always logically known that she's an interesting character who does good things for the narrative, but the framing of grace's forced sedation and conscription in the movie just. triggered some personal shit for me […]

hahaha i didn't sleep last night

this is rewind and dominus. to me. https://www.tumblr.com/amazoogle/820671946437050368?source=share

absolutely unfair when someone who's really good at drawing is also really good at writing. who said you could do that.

i'm a normal adult and my wallet/keychain definitely isn't just a mini itabag

i have one real nemesis and it's wal green and his evil pharmacy

[idk man] sometimes. i do have the thought "hm. i'm hot enough that i could probably make money from it." which like. i dunno man. i don't want to be weird about it, but like. you can only hear something so many times before denying it becomes more obnoxious than accepting it. but also even if […]

haha okay so. i took 2x my dose of sleep meds. then tried to sleep for two hours and failed. so i took a further 3x my dose (dw, it's a low dose, and not a very strong medication, i haven't taken a dangerous amount) then gave up on sleeping like ten minutes later and went and smoked a bowl […]

[robot nsfw] rewind with a bit of a sadistic streak, but not towards chromedome, or anyone he likes for that matter. maybe he just likes seeing bad things happen to bad people. that's normal enough. but he's not. normal about it. the specific genre of stuff that gets him is people he knows to […]

i'm more normal than this in real life i promise. i'm a waiter at a restaurant. my skills include being polite and carrying martinis.

i love multitudes, definitely one of my top ten favorite things to contain.

hrrrng.... cdrw murderbot au. chromedome is a secunit with a faulty governor module. it can punish him, but due to him either partially hacking it or it being damaged or something, but it can't kill him, except if he violates the distance boundary. which means that even though he technically has […]

[robot noncon] omg what if rewind is jealous of prowl bc he knows there were elements of chromedome's relationship with him that chromedome does not allow to exist in his relationship with rewind and rewind picks up on that vibe but doesn't understand exactly what it is. and chromedome doesn't […]

re arranged my home screen and i am so pleased with it. i figured out how to turn off the thing that brings up google if you swipe right, so now it no longer swipes left or right, which is deeply satisfying to me. no extra bullshit, has everything i need, and […] [Original post on blorbo.social]

[doll kink???] thought about a living bjd with their own little bjd as their pet and instantly got horny

made my own biblically accurate pencil

mmmmmmm robot noncon

sc-scurrying??? 😟

[nsfw] i want to pin that robot down and eat him out until he passes out 💚

Anthropeum.com · Jun 19 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟨🟨🟩🟦🟨 70,027 · top 27% of players today! this is really fun. that plate was devious though.

i need a self ship community for freaks and weirdos.

man. chinese tf fans seem like they're cooking with gas bc every time i look for transformers porn with specific tags like half the results are in chinese

the coworker is a type of creature who is easily amused by straight up stealing jokes from tumblr

one of my favorite transformers fun facts is that there are robot versions of sigmund freud and carl jung. their names are froid and rung.

okay wait but what if i made a new oc for the sole purpose of shipping him with getaway

i miss you. i don't know who you are. i miss you. i don't know how to find you. i miss you. i've been missing something my whole life and i think it's you but i don't even know who you are

enough "oh i want my f/o to rail me" time for "i am going to rail my robot husband until he can't string a sentence together and leave him an overstimulated mess"

i posted a long ass transformers hc of mine on tumblr and it got. like half a dozen likes and no reblogs. which was pretty disheartening. but then someone not only reblogged it but left a reply saying how much they liked it AND asked if it was okay for them to use it in their fic and it made me […]

i feel like i'm going insane!! why do i constantly feel like i'm missing someone i don't know? am i just lonely? i have friends. i have a decent job and living situation and my mental health is better than it's been for 90% of my life. but there's a part of me that just won't stop reaching out […]

some of the greatest minds of our day (transformers porn artists) were lost in the war (tumblr porn ban) and without them the world will never be quite as bright

just got fucking whiplash from being reminded that my tag for tarantulas/prowl on my porn blog is fucking. spiderpig.

[robot.... gore?] random headcanon of mine: there are cybertronians that collect. other cybertronians. pieces of them anyways. on the most acceptable, quirky but mostly fine, level you've got people who collect cast off, out of style parts. yesteryear's spoilers, spokes, and ailerons, often […]

hnnnng chromeprowl noncon......

rewind's pussy

god i love trans men and being trans and being a man

i think i might just need to get laid

do you ever feel like you're going to explode if you don't talk to someone? like. in this specific case. it's more of a "i need to tell you how fucking pissed i am with you before i lose my fucking mind playing nice with you and your stupid fucking boyfriend"

Someone mentioned this game on Tumblr. How it works Each daily game features ten artifacts from the Met's collection. For each artifact, you place a pin on a map (your best guess at where it was made) and select a time period. Points are based on how close you get on both dimensions. After […]

i think chromedome should use his heel and shoulder wheels to do sick full body skateboard tricks on a half pipe

oh yeah, crazy shit that happened today: i was talking in my discord server about clonefucking. as one does. and, for the record, i am very pro clonefucking. anyways, i went to the local hobby store that sells transformers model kits, as i often do, and the cashier, who i've seen a bunch of […]

wrt last boost, wild to post the thing i just did, and then have that be literally the first thing i saw after 🤣

my cdrw human au isn't so much forcemasc as it is chromedome just kind of existing trans-ly in rewind's direction and cracking his egg but nevertheless i really like to think about it. chromedome being like "yeah honestly i can't remember the last time i was attracted to a woman. i guess you're […]

i forgot how fun it is to just scroll through the recently updated fics on ao3 with no filters. i don't understand what any of you people are talking about but by god it looks like you're having fun.

[bestiality?? it's robots idk] sometimes i think about that the first fic tagged with cdrw on ao3 is rewind getting fucked by. bob. sunstreaker's pet insecticon. people are so.... creative. (tbf it was published before cdrw were confirmed to be more than roommates and friends so like. okay […]

god i really wish tagging the top/bottom and (if relevant) the dom/sub in fics was more common 😭😭😭

i have friends and a family who care about me. they're good people. even my coworkers are tolerable at worst and some of them are really nice. i'm greatful for all that, i really am. i just don't understand why i feel like i'm dying of loneliness.

do you ever feel like you're missing someone you haven't met yet?

chromedome and rewind are so weird about each other

rewind fictionalcharacter is my husband