My friend has caught the exact moment on film of me shouting “get your fucking hands up” during karaoke.

I’ve just started playing AstroBot and what a delightful little ditty.

Still enjoying the slutty shorts despite the cold.

So it’s becoming clear that I’m not in a great place at the moment.

Just watched Pillion. The close up leather shots were very relevant to my interests.

Is it time for a new tattoo?

“You know what Ben, people talk a lot of shit” my therapist.

DJ’ed last night and played Dopamine and wow it went off.

The middle 8 of Houdini could restart my heart.

Mummy has a new weed vape 💨

Change your phone theme. Change your life.

You know, if you’re using chopped tomatoes rather than crushing plum tomatoes you need to grow the fuck up.

I can’t this Monday. I just cannot be bothered.

There is a point when I literally exclaimed “Jesus she’s good” about Ariana.

Drunk and off to see Wicked Part Deux

So you think listening to Laura by Bat for Lashes on repeat in the shower is a sign of a mental health downturn?

Manhattan x 3

Out for dinner. Are we bored of this look yet?

Feeling attacked by this bed hair meme.

Well someone is high and watching The West Wing. Let’s talk.

I’m feeling pretty fragile tonight. Lots of stuff under the surface.

¡Buenos! Where am I off to?

Absolutely sick of this government. This country is not being ripped apart by immigration. It’s this disgusting rhetoric of this government.

I had a moment at work today where I fucking nailed it. Just completely swooped in and BAM! Sorted.

list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x 1. Random responses 2. Leather 3. Getting high

Just got tickets for Noso in Feb. Can’t wait to emotionally ruined.

Just read an article about gay wresting clubs like

Might gear up. Feels appropriate for the Current Mood.

Actually apocalyptically horny today. Really ready to make that everyone’s problem.

Really wanted to cause some drama and randomly say how great a fake FCF of someone on here is. It’s a quiet day.

Quad shot this morning!!!! LETS FUCKING GO!

@nickysee.bsky.social was there a side you were on for the beans on toast debate?

Guesses for what I’ve not done for a week.

My friend text me to say that he felt I gave off a “sexy confidence” in my outfit on Saturday. Nobody, and I mean nobody gentle reader, has ever described me like that in my life 😭

I’m starting All’s Fair because I love Culture

So, this is a thing now. Crisps, models own.

Went to T*rture Garden last night and yeah felt like a pastiche.

Don’t say you’ve tried everything until you’ve had a nasal douche.

Lads, I fucking love Zack Polanski. Honestly rooting for him and the movement so much.

I saw an avant garde video (p*rn) and I didn’t get to watch it and now I can’t find it 😭.

I’m sick and I had the worst headache of my life this morning. Like it was genuinely scary.

On a train to Exeter for work. Who wants to talk about the stickers on my iPad?

You know who I think is an underrated actress? Rose Byrne. Comedy? Yes. Drama? Yes.

God I can’t believe I’ve got to cook dinner. What a fucking joke.

Good Lord I am h word.

A gay wearing leather on Halloween - truly pushing the genre forward. Felt fit though.

Here’s an idea: adult only section of McDonalds

Just had my first tutorial on the MA and yikes my tutor was like “you practice is exceptional” 😭😭😭

You know what upsets me? When I wipe the mirror with my hand after a shower ‘Suddenly I See’ doesn’t automatically play.

Having a bath. Taking a break from my phone. By playing on it in the bath.