How’s the traffic in SoCal?

Worst thing about being a billionaire seems to be sitting around worrying that poor people have it too easy

Thank you for your attention to this matter

How does Switzerland get to remain neutral? If Poland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, etc had claimed neutrality, then there would’ve been no WWII. Sorry Fuehrer, we don’t wish to participate. From here on out, I am claiming neutrality. You’re just gonna have to war in without me.

Good tired

It’s a strange forking time to be alive

When the depression hits, and we are all in line for the soup kitchen, do they have the same soup everyday?

How do I get the IRS to stop taxing my overtime? I was promised no more taxes on overtime.

Hunker down Ohio!

Who gets my unread emails when I die?

Luigi gets free healthcare for life now? Brilliant

Teamsters strike against Amazon! Jeff Bezos needs to pay his employees! Shut him down if he won’t do the right thing

Good morning! Now put down your phone and go shopping. Have a coffee. Gets some lunch later. Maybe buy something for yourself.

I hope Mark David Chapman is having a shitty day in prison

I’ve picked a great time to not have espn

Neat trick going for every fourth down and never converting. Da Bears

Which is worse, NJ drones or the waves of Bluesky followers?

I just came here to stick my head in the sand, for a while, at least

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage. Maybe I’ll smash some pumpkins today

Too tired to overthink. Exhaustion is the best sleep medicine

I’m thinking that the universe is a giant escape room.

I’m just wondering at what point does someone think, ‘I could win the Coney Island hot dog eating competition’?

Say pre-existing conditions one more time

Did I miss the alien invasion?

Bluesky is where normal folks go when they’ve had enough of Cousin Eddie

Martial law in South Korea? It’s gotta be because all their bots have left Twitter and are following me on Bluesky, now.

It’s cold outside and harsh in the Bluesky world, today

Not the fortune I was looking for. Call me Loretta

Getting an immediate DM after following back is like getting a phone call reply to a text

F it. I’m gonna grow my hair and sport the rooster Mohawk. Punk rock forever

Chuck Woolery epitomized the bitter end

The Trump circus has all of the rejects that couldn’t make it as performers at the real circus. It’s a no talent freak show. A fête for the easily amused.

Dog is my copilot

Good Morning. Quit whining and go to work

Good morning, America. I’m looking for some positivity this morning. It’s dreary enough outside. I don’t need dreary Bluesky.

Are all Nazis bad? Some are marching for the right to give free housing and healthcare to specific people, in camps, with ovens and large shower facilities.

America needs Māori representatives!

I wonder who’s gonna be in the same de-education camp as me.

Hey! I didn’t come here for drama!

Dexy says hello