about to get tattooed for the next 5-6 hours and i forgot my earbuds 🥲

one of my finer purchases

okay, i just finished Twisted Throne on my lunch break and I have….t h o u g h t s 1. i love the way danielle jensen writes opposing mcs 2. i have whiplash 3. why was james threatening bronwyn kinda…like i know he’s misguided but that was lowkey 😮‍💨😮‍💨

taking my coworker to the er to get a fecal test on a sunday night was not in my plans today but here we are

had to girlmode for 2 hours, i’m exhausted and need a cigarette

girlmoding on this fine saturday afternoon

went to costco for the first time today i’ve never been so overstimulated in my life

peak midwestern experience is your hometown having to put out a shelter in place notice after a tornado touches down bc everyone wants to drive around and look at the damage

she’s so pretty 😩😩 i definitely need a refresher for a Fate Inked in Blood but ooh boy i can’t wait to get back into this world #booksky #danielleljensen #afateinkedinblood #acursecarvedinbone #sagaoftheunfated

i hate it here

So excited to get back into this universe! It’s been a hot minute since I’ve read The Mask Falling but @samanthashannon.bsky.social is incapable of writing a bad book so I’m sure it will all come back to me soon #booksky #thedarkmirror #theboneseason #samanthashannon

so the Sword of Kaigen buddy read is going really well and everyone involved is very emotionally stable for sure #booksky #swordofkaigen #mlwang

just finished The Will of The Many…easy 5 stars. Definitely cried toward the end and then immediately got whiplash from the last two chapters also skimmed the glossary and realized I was grossly mispronouncing SOOOOOO many things #booksky

Watching a storm roll in while curled up with a good book is my kind of night (I for sure thought I’d be done with The Will of The Many by now but I severely overestimated my free time) #booksky #jamesislington #thewillofthemany

57% of the way through The Will of The Many and things are getting WILD. Normally with bigger books I tend to get in a slump waiting for things to really pick up but I’ve been hooked since page 1 #booksky #jamesislington

i love Midwest holidays because dinners not even ready and i’ve already consumed my body weight in cheese and ham rolls

#1 Sigurd Olson fan (i will take any opportunity to show off my tattoos and talk about sigurd olson)

🚫MDNI🚫 You must have privileges for that ✋️ #cod #cosplay #masktok #mdni #callofdutycosplayer #maskedcosplayer #kelpieoc #callofdutyoc #originalcharacter

spent the rainy afternoon yesterday getting some fresh air starting a new book ✨ #booksky #thewillofthemany #jamesislington

because where else would i be spending my day off??? #booksky @roomofonesownbooks.bsky.social

👀 Spill! 🫵

just preordered 4 of my most anticipated book releases for the next year 🤭🤭🤭 #booksky

you’d think working 6 days a week would result in at least one day that doesn’t end with me on the verge of tears, but alas…

tell me why my coworker misgendered me but immediately corrected themselves and my first instinct was to say “no, that’s okay, you don’t have to do that” 🥲👍🏻

someone pls put us out of our misery

currently the only thing stopping me from killing myself is the fact that it’s finally warm out

POV: You embarrass yourself a little after a few too many drinks with Kelpie and the team. They only bully with love 🩶 #cosplay #masktok #mdni #originalcharacter #callofdutycosplayer #callofdutyoc #kelpieoc #maskedcosplayer

When one's nature works against them... ● #kelpieoc #callofdutyoc #cod #callofdutycosplayer #originalcharacter #mdni #masktok #cosplay

my bottle raised baby has pretty much made a full recovery! he’s so much more active and was so excited to see me this morning after a long weekend 🥲🥲

the cure for depression is having a big ole male monkey lip smack at you while asking for butt scratches source: it happened to me today and i can’t stop watching the video and giggling

Finished Onyx Storm this morning, then went through and marked my annotations. I was definitely way pickier with what I marked this time than I was with the first two. Can’t say I loved the ending but the middle had so much good info #onyxstorm #booksky #fourthwing #ironflame

i’m just over halfway through Onyx Storm and I can confidently say I have never giggled and kicked my feet so much while reading about war. #onyxstorm #booksky #fourthwing #ironflame @rebeccayarros.bsky.social

Before recruitment into SAS, Kelpie was a Navy sailor. So, of course when the 141 has to set sail, Kelpie has them covered. 🐴 #maskedcosplayer #cosplay #masktok #mdni #callofduty #originalcharacter #kelpieoc #callofdutyoc #cod #callofdutycosplayer

sometimes i hate working with animals bc what do you mean i’ve been hand raising you for the past 4 months and now you’re trying to die on me

I’m learning how to do blood draws today. Take your bets now if I A. stick myself with the needle B. blow an artery C. pass out D. all of the above

Just finished my reread of Iron Flame and got my replacement copy of Onyx Storm. Here are my predictions: -Violet’s second signet is distance wielding -Xaden’s mom is related to/involved with either the venin or a god -Xaden somehow has a previous connection to venin #onyxstorm #booksky

I have a habit of sending tiktoks to my sister in my sleep which is whatever but… i just found out i’ve also been sleep-posting random tiktoks to my story for anyone to see???? goodbye, i’m embarrassed

trying to doomscroll but a majority of what i’m seeing just stresses me out more…feels like a double dose of anxiety meds type of night 🥲✌🏻

so much for my relaxing weekend with a new book… if you couldn’t tell by the mess in the background, she has a million other toys that she could have destroyed. she’s lucky she’s cute #onyxstorm #booksky

Kelpie still gets a little riled up when talking about their old team... 🐴 #originalcharacter #callofduty #callofdutycosplayer #cod #maskedcosplayer #cosplay #masktok #kelpieoc #mdni #callofdutyoc

The feast to cope with/celebrate the fact that I’m dropping out of grad school a semester away from graduation 🥲 also just to cope with the general state of things…

She’s here!!! #onyxstorm #booksky

2025 fkn sucks man… (i haven’t even started my reread of iron flame) ((im an extremely dramatic person))

wore my “ka freakin boom baby” sweater today and had to explain to a coworker that I have never played cod but i do enjoy reading about Soap and Ghost kissing each other…

Sleeping like she pays the bills around here

And an honorable mention for the Folk of the Air trilogy. Genuinely struggled picking up another book once I was finished because I didn’t want to leave Elfhame. #booksky @hollyblack.bsky.social

Easily my top three reads of 2024. And definitely the most annotated. #booksky @samanthashannon.bsky.social @sarahaparker.bsky.social

Recent book haul 🥰 Do I already have books on my shelf that I haven’t touched? Yes Will I buy more before I finish this stack? Most likely. #booksky

For my first post I would like to bring something to everyone’s attention that has been weighing on me for nearly a year: baby Cynomolgus monkeys have little mohawks and therefore remind me of tiny Soap Mactavishs.