I converted my kitty's age (8 months) into human years. She's 13 years old. That explains her behavior.

I’m very excited about Paralives coming out, but I’ll probably wait a year or so before getting it in early access. I was SO disappointed with the early access of Inzoi that I haven’t played it again since it came out and I don’t want to make the same mistake twice. youtu.be/ecbHUPrFEDg?...

Good morning to everyone, except Vinted users who sell their shit at retail price. 💔

I read that today is World Bee Day 🥹 So, I wish all the bees to have the juiciest, fluffiest, most delicious flowers to eat and nap from 🪻🐝 Here's one of the four bees I have inked on my body. To many more years, my girlies! 🩵💎

Michi says (between two naps): Happy #Caturday!

Oh, today is a *good* day!

Please share your book recommendations! ⬇️ Last year, I read The Midnight Library, and it made me feel a way I can’t explain. I’m looking for that high again, what should I read? (I could Google this question, but I prefer to speak to real humans directly, even online)

I’m curious to know what car brand is associated with bad drivers in your country. Where I live, it’s Toyota. The drivers are often called “Toyobobo”, which, if I had to translate the joke, would be something like “Toyotasshole”. 🥲

Dear Bluesky, If I mute every post and block accounts that display kinks that I find disturbing and distressing, maybe *stop* showing me more of them? :) It feels like ragebait at this point, Best,

My inner child and teenager both agreed that when our Sunday afternoons look like that, it means we’ve made it. 🩷

Happy #caturday! May the toe beans bless you today.

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I’ve been quiet for a little bit now because I’ve been enjoying every minute of Brazil and Gamescom Latam and I have so much stuff to share but I’ll do it next week.🥹🩷

São Paulo, you always know how to treat people well. 🥹🩷

When the iced oat latte I ordered was, in fact, made with cow milk.

Happy late #caturday!

In my humble and non-chef opinion, the difference between a good grilled cheese and a great one is lime juice in the butter and lime zest grated on top.

Life is cute and funny because how could I ever imagine having the same exact tattoo as an elderly dude I see at the gym. 🥹🩷 (It’s a scorpion 🦂)

Being a boring, responsible adult is craving ice cream for breakfast but prepping a high protein savory alternative to avoid energy crash out, and being overstimulated with smell, taste and texture two bites in. My inner child is like “told you so.”

Why are government tax/admin platforms *so* inefficient, counterintuitive, and overwhelming? My conspiracy theory is that they purposely keep them outdated so people get confused and commit tax fraud despite themselves.

I was feeling like crap, so instead of beating myself up, I made some caramel sauce 🥹🍯

It clicked this morning btw.

Happy m’lem #caturday!!

I usually go to the gym at 3PM. Today I went at 10AM. How the fuck are there the same people I usually see at 3, no matter what time I go? Explain.

What’s up with everything being “Pistachio-flavored” but somehow never tasting anything like pistachio?

Let’s use the momentum, (and because I had to finish this bread today to not throw it out): F*cking yummy lunch recipe (from layer to layer): - Toast bread - Mash & season & add avocado - Add egg (poached, fried, scrambled… poached here) - Add cottage cheese - Season more - Enjoy, dog

F*cking yummy brekkie recipe (layer by layer): - Toast/flatten bread - Spread peanut butter - Cut & add banana - Add more peanut butter - Drizzle honey - Sprinkle cinnamon Your f*cking yummy brekkie is ready.

Accurate visual representation of me at my desk this morning. Happy Monday!

When the “Jump to recipe” button doesn’t work.

Happy #caturday 🩷

My iced oat vanilla latte says “Happy Friday!”

If you don’t have vanilla syrup for your homemade coffee, simply mix a teeny tiny bit of hot water with sugar (so it melts) and add vanilla extract, and boom, syrup! Follow me for more “oh-shit-but-I-can’t-follow-this-recipe-I-don’t-own-a-coffee-shop” workarounds! 🥲

This game is so cute 🥹

Star of the day: Iced oat shaken espresso lavender latte. 🪻☀️

I know I’m getting wiser, because I left some of the “Southern buttered pecan” ice cream I bought for my birthday knowing damn well I’d need it *a lot* today to face the post-birthday blues.

It’s Monday morning, simultaneously with being the day after my birthday. Oh, the mood is *low* low hahaha

It’s my birthday today. We gathered with some friends in a park to dance bachata and salsa and I baked a carrot cake. What a nice way to celebrate my 28th lap around planet Earth! 🩷

Happy #caturday. Michi reached the highest level of wisdom and bliss while napping.

Out of all the available spots around the house, my kitten chose my lap to take a nap. So, of course I developed an ego complex.

I’ve noticed a lot of resentment, online and IRL, from people who drink exclusively black coffee towards people who like other coffee-based drinks. I’ve never understood why. So here’s my answer to those people: Look at my sick oat latte!!

We simply live on the edge every day. ❤️

It’s my birthday week. 🥹🩷

Oh. You left a pile of laundry on the floor to wash later? Thanks! 🩷

My partner and I tried a new local coffee place this afternoon, and it was so cute and cool and yummy. 🍪 Happy week-end to y’all! 🩷

We dropped Michi (our perfect little kitten) to the vet to get her neutered. We need to pick her up in the afternoon. Here’s a good visual representation of my mind right now:

My favorite POV

Bagel & coffee = the best possible meal imo. Any bagel. Any coffee. It just works every time. How. What’s the witchcraft.

“Sorry, I won’t be able to meet today’s deadline, my kitty is distracting me because of how cute she is.”

5:28PM

My princess Michi has been going through her first cycle of heat lately. And it’s my first time witnessing it too. So we’re both navigating this phase: - lots of attention, gentle cuddles and cozy nooks to rest. - a life saving catnip spray to help her relax - an appointment scheduled to neuter her