Bought some Gen z jeans. Feel like an asshat.

Americans are outraged by the gleeful openness of Israelis when they speak about committing genocide. But why? America has created this monster. 60 years of weapons, financial support and a few wars fought on their behalf. This was always how it was going to be.

Doug Ford sitting in Queens Park with his draconian FOI laws, 2 police investigations, pile of scandals and the memory of a private jet, funded with Ontario hospital money.

Americans will have to explain to their kids and grandkids that the ghouls in this picture are the reason America is an isolated, middle power. Then they have to explain why they let it happen. For multiple terms. With allllll those guns.

Dave Chapelle becoming an S tier villain is just the type of shit this timeline would produce.

One of the sticking points for US negotiators in CUSMA is Canada's agenda to REDUCE plastic waste in our own country. Imagine. These kid fuckers are trying to dictate how we recycle in our own country, and trying to use it as leverage for a trade agreement. Pathetic.

Trump wants to charge the government of Canada to negotiate CUSMA. We supply the US with cheap oil, potash for fertilizer, electricity etc. These clowns give Canada Netflix, illegal guns and existential anxiety. I think we should add export tariffs to these essentials and watch the US squirm.

I love how everyone on Earth's life is 20% more expensive than it was a month ago (things were already fucking expensive) because Trump fucked with another country, then sits around for weeks on a ceasefire., hoping for a miracle. Somebody needs to end this fool.

Emailed Doug Ford last week, told him to ready his resume for the private sector. He misread, and bought a private jet with taxpayers money.

Lutnick on Canada: "They suck" Anyway, here's a picture of Howard Lutnick hanging out on Epstein Island with Jeff and the boys.

People on speaker phone and people who play music through speakers in public, can also get fucked

Canadians cheering on the privatization of healthcare services should jump off a fucking bridge

Funny how law enforcement needs the public's help to apprehend the CEO assassin. You realize Brian Thompson directly profited from mass murderer, at our expense, right?

Kevin Sorbo wants to hang out with the Trump circle but unfortunately for him, Kid Rock has already filled his archetype.

Kevin Sorbo is so unemployable, that being the biggest C Lister/Trump ass licker in history still couldn't get him a cabinet position in Washington.

Maybe if we have a seance with pentagrams, we could lure Stephen King to Bluesky.

Bluesky feels like 2012 again, and I love it.