i jumped and dived too hard at volleyball today like im not a 27 year old grandpa im so bruised and defeated

just got back from the dentist and was told that i actually have a physiological reason for being unable to roll my Rs i feel so vindicated

i be balancing some bullshit just to feel something

what the fuck happened to my oven mitt

when its a slow ass day at work and all your discord servers are silent

i had a crazy dream last night where i learned an important truth about life and the universe but i had a second dream right after it about something stupid and now i cant remember the first dream

SICK OF BEING COLD AND SICK IN THIS COLD

im doing my reread in english this time because i wanna see the colored version but every time i see pre-chopped nami i shed a tear

i had like half a bottle of green tea and half a bottle of sprite left over so i mixed them and now it looks like im drinking piss

when you waste 80% of your daily calorie allowance on slop that didnt even taste good

i wonder if this newest bluesky pilgrimage will finally be the one that makes people stay here...

i have a vicious cycle of: - consume media - see something icky/weirdly perverted - get weirded out - try to rationalize it in my head thinking its just what the character would do - still get weirded out - tell myself its bad to expect everything to never leave my comfort zone - repeat

i keep forgetting i sprained my ankle during volleyball yesterday and keep falling over when i try to walk im really sorry whoevers living a floor below me

i just door dashed pho for the first time in my life and and im afraid life will never be the same again

i hate having motivation to draw but no inspiration

dam i just stepped clean through a pin and it hurt like hell and this is only 1/4 of what jesus felt on the cross or whatever props to him man

these cheeseburger chips actually taste like cheeseburgers wtf....

i dont usually eat a whole lot of sweets but every once in a while i crave one of these 4 and eat it obsessively until i get sick of them again

trying to use this app more cuz twitter sucks so bad did the discover page get any better also do people even still use this app anymore or what

i went on a walk because i wanted to get some fresh air but it got so dark that im taking an uber home LMAO

i genuinely could not tell you what i did for the last 4 hours just had an insane dissociation session

ah fuck its happening

mannnn car issues are the worst because you never expect to have them and they alway cost a lot

dream i had last night was crazy we were smuggling this guy out of a city and doing parkour and shit and all of a sudden luke from the layton series came to help us

not having any game im looking forward to is depressing af atlus you can do the craziest thing right now

ive lost so much weight lately that im gonna run out of pips on my belt soon

when you wanted to play some video games after work but your brain is mush because of work so you just sit there doing nothing

at work me and some other coworkers typed "back" in the teams chat at the same time and i had to physically restrain myself from typing "backstreets back alright" to a group of middle aged men

i rewatch gurren lagann every once in a while to remember i still have emotions because i literally cry every time

i bought noise canceling headphones for the first time in my life and its freaky as hell how is it doing that

I WAS ON PHASE 3 OF THE LAST FIGHT IN ACT 2 OF EXPEDITION 33 AND THE FUCKIN LIGHTS BLINKED IN MY APARTMENT AND RESTARTED MY COMPUTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im currently on my third cooking thermometer because i keep accidentally losing them im gonna move out of here and find all of them at once and become the thermometer king

someone told me "i like that it sounds like youre smiling when youre talking" and idk it was one of the nicest compliments ive ever heard

my biggest achievement today was fitting like 20 shrimp crackers in my mouth at once and successfully eating it without dropping any who knows what ill achieve tomorrow

just splurged on a really good backpack i deserve it

exercising in the morning is goated actually you dont have all day to think about how much you dont wanna do it

one of the biggest "adult realizations" that i had was that some food items arent just limited to like restaurants and stuff you can just buy them and eat them yourself the most recent thing that made me realize this was strawberry cream cheese

one of those days where i just lay down and listen to new music releases i missed

wait undead unluck isnt a quirky romance slice of life????

i feel like doing nothing forever i hate having nothing to play monster hunter save me please...

i was at the dentist today and the person cleaning my teeth kept defending trump and blaming the plane crash on diversity hires like ok lady can we go back to you stabbing my teeth with sharp instruments instead

fuck my stupid chungus life

when youre bored but all your discord servers are dead silent and you have too much brain fog to focus on any activity so you have ambient twitch streams in the background while you dissociate

i have a million games in my backlog but devil survivor overclocked keeps looking at me like the green goblin mask

america is so fuckin cooked

i cant sleep because sleep visited me once earlier but it was like a drive by shooting and the sweet bullet of sleep barely grazed past my jet lagged body

i just scratched my leg on the table and made the most tom and jerry ass scream of all time

when you come back from a long ass trip and have a million things to do but you are extremely sick

i left my bag on a train 2 days ago and i came back to the station to get it and i can now understand the one story in the bible of the dad who threw a feast for the son who was lost and came back

gintama is peak...