She says, "hello, you fool, I love you."

🎶I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused He belongs to me The boy is mine🎶

Can someone please tell me what these things are called?

One of my favorite things is when my nephews or nieces spontaneously ask for a hug or just grab me and hug me. 🥹🥹🥹 I will give and accept hugs for as long as they want them. They're growing up so fast, so I cherish these moments.

How am I supposed to get anything done today, when all she wants to do is cuddle?

Very tired of our subtenant complaining to me about all the deadlines he has to meet. 🙄 I keep telling him to hire a paralegal or a legal assistant and he is too cheap to do it. Welp, I guess you can go complain to the wall, then, because I don't work for you and I don't have time for this. 🤷‍♀️

Lol

Friends, I need some guidance. What (if anything) should I bring to a Jewish memorial service? I know flowers are a no, so should I bring food or baked goods? The deceased loved black and white cookies from a local bakery, should I take that?

Today I taught a 77 year old attorney how to put files on a flash drive and send that out instead of *checks notes* having to print 635 sheets of paper (color copies, of course).

I've decided to stop Botoxing my forehead because strangers keep approaching me. I used to be able to scowl at men and they'd avoid me, but now I've lost my RBF. 😩

Today I taught a 76 yo lawyer how to share a link to a news article via text message and he looked at me in awe, called me a genius, and said he loves me. So sweet.

For the record, I am not taking skincare advice from a man who looks like a weathered baseball mitt.

My tattoo appt is coming up and I'm getting really nervous and wondering if I should reschedule it. The last time I got tattooed was 25 years ago 😩 someone hype me up S.O.S. @defnotadino.bsky.social and any other tatted baddies out there

I was leaving the office and I meant to wave bye to my boss and I blew him a kiss instead 💀 Why am I so awkward 🫠

Leeloo tore her nail and ended up with a little chicken foot and she's sad about it

I need a nap

The sound she makes always cracks me up

Today I took my dad to a surprise meet up with my sister and her kids, but my sister was running late to the meet up spot. So to buy time, I went around the block a few times, and now my dad is convinced I don't know how to make left turns 🤣🤣🤣

Show me four pictures on your phone that have your energy but aren't selfies

Hey, it's Leeloo's birthday today! 🥳

Had a nightmare that my awful ex tried to abduct me to convince me to stay with him, even though I am happily married, and to add insult to injury, he tried to stuff me into his cybertruck. I woke up super mad 😡

I have decided I'm going to lose 40 lbs, get myself limber enough to do the splits again, and then get a new tattoo as a reward.

*Pssst.* Happy Valentine's Day. I love you.

My office is 12 minutes from my house, and the traffic has gotten so bad that it took me an HOUR and 15 minutes to make it here. 😬

I invited people over to my house today to celebrate my birthday but I forgot it was the Superb Owl weekend and now I am having second thoughts 🫠

WRT *waves hand* recent events, I'm bringing Michael Bolton from Office Space energy.

My friend ordered a Jordan 23 jersey for his son from a Temu type website and instead of Bulls it says BALLS Lmaoo 😂😂😂

Hallelujah, my boss can return to her home!

She is tired of all this shit

BRUHHHH these reporters are now going up to evacuated houses and interviewing people through their ring cameras 😩

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The reporters put here are truly wild. We watched one interview Dennis Quaid as he was trying to get stuff from his house, and the reporter offered to help him put a hamper full of clothing into Quaid's too-small car and then he OPENED THE HAMPER AND TOOK OUT A PAIR OF JEANS to look at it. Lmao wtf

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In the middle of all this chaos I have to go to the dentist and then my gyno tomorrow and I am not at all looking forward to it.

I loved this place. My husband proposed to me there and now it's gone. 😭

Wtf 😭

We are now having random power outages, so I am definitely not taking a shower tonight. I do not want to be plunged into darkness in the middle of a shower. 😬

The wind is so strong that it blew Leeloo's poop away AS she was pooping 😬

Lol my husband put this bookmark in my stocking

Enjoying her new toy on Christmas Day 🥹❤️

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! We love you.

Same

This is what she does while I'm at work. Spoiled much?

Listening to music and wondering what ✨️your✨️ favorite cover songs are? Here's my list: Never Tear Us Apart - Paloma Faith Hallelujah - Allison Crowe Everybody Knows - Sigrid I Drove All Night - Céline Dion Beds are Burning - AWOLNATION

Trying and failing to not be SUPER annoyed when I offered 3x to proofread a mediation brief, was told there was no need, and then AFTER I served it, the attorney noticed her typos and got upset at me because I didn't catch and correct them. Lol. Lmao even.

Welp, time to find a new OB/GYN. I asked for a hysterectomy and he offered me an IUD instead and I'm just like

Leeloo was such a good girl today! I can't wait to send out the holiday cards, you guys, they're soooo cute. 🥹😭

Why is this so pixelated, man? This sucks. Netflix, get your shit together!

"Draw me like one of your French girls”

Lol my dad came over tonight so I could help him with paperwork and said he was bringing dinner, specifically "hot chicken" and he showed up with a rotisserie chicken. Lmao now I'm baking potatoes to make it a meal.