Sunbeam snoozes ☀️

everyone needs to get weirder and freakier immediately

Something uniquely evil about starting this message with “how Luna is evolving” and then detailing all the features they’re cutting

It’s so easy to just let people who aren’t like you live their life. Literally just leave them be! It’s way easier than dolling up repressed hatred as “I’m just being silly tee hee”

What does it mean if I had girl dinner But it was… lunch? And I’m a… boy? 🤯

Do you think maybe it was a bad idea to elect a leader who spends his free time waxing poetic about potential war crimes and genocide

Rhythm Heaven Rhythm Heaven Rhythm Heaven

Oh, now I see why they delayed it “for polish.” Because they want to charge Big Dollar Moneys for it, and no one was going to do that if it ran janky.

In the words of the great Brian Regan: it seems like everything on my inside wants to be on my outside. 🫠

My favorite thing in the world is whenever there’s like, a breaking news story about video games that becomes mainstream enough to make the evening news, and the anchors are all chuckling and going “I remember playing Frogger back in the arcade; you remember that, Lou?” 10/10 incredible cringe fest

I think tonight I’m starting up SaGa 1 with the #BacklogHatersClub at last…

I really don’t know how I’m expected to function like a normal human being and keep circling back to meet deadlines when the world is Like This

Narrator: But they didn’t end up debating. This was primarily because the other person had a life away from the keyboard.

I’ve been kind of ignoring this relic grind step so far, just chipping away at it a daily roulette at a time, but now that I’m only a couple hundred paste away, I’m getting the urge to 🫸push

It is hard all around when you’re dealing with your bajillionth sinus infection, and the kiddo is also sick and refuses to be laid down for a nap. But that also means that he found comfort resting in my arms. So I’m going to choose to hold onto that feeling today.

“Why am I cold?” he muttered to himself while continuing to eat and drink only cold things

Five shows to get to know me: - Mad Men - The Newsroom - For All Mankind - The Leftovers - Parks & Recreation

The struggle bus sure is struggling today 🫠 Hope your days are going okay!

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie was delightful, fun, and clearly crafted with high attending to detail and respect for its pedigree. Couldn’t ask for more, but I’m excited to see what’s up next!

In the interest of efficiency, for this month’s #promosky I will refer you back to last month’s #promosky What do you mean I didn’t do one last month Uh… uh… okay ummm look at my pinned post I guess idk

Great to see this rolling out at bigger retailers too - preordering at Best Buy also gets you an additional free cart!

With all the ways I have available to play Game Boy games, it’s honestly silly that I don’t have a Super Game Boy yet. I should fix that…

No amount of negative film critic reviews is going to convince me that I’m not going to love the ever loving crap out of the Super Mario Galaxy Movie. “More of the same,” you say? Thank goodness! Bring it on! The first one ruled!

What if we accidentally made eye contact in the order pickup line of the McDonald’s while getting our HUNTR/X meals 😳

Alright, this looks pretty slick. I’ve been collecting Evercade carts for… a while, and I’ve been feeling more and more like a new handheld is due. I really like the look of this one.

I ordered some headphones from Best Buy on Saturday afternoon and got the notification that they’re being delivered today, and the delivery is… coming through DoorDash? Okay man, we’re just doing whatever now I guess

Hey chat do you ever just

Around here, we kick it old school…ish

I haaaaave a structured settlement, but I need cash nooooow

MILV Man I Love Video games Siri, is this anything? No? Okay, post it anyway

Woken up by my alarm from an extremely distressing dream about travel, and now I never want to leave my house again

If you’re planning to move to New Hampshire, don’t worry. We know you like, REALLY hate Massachusetts. You honestly don’t have to tell everyone at every possible opportunity, we know

Imagine if you will, two baby nerds huddled around opposite ends of a computer keyboard trying their best to learn how to play this

Me in 2020: “I’m probably gonna feel really silly when this thing comes down in price” Narrator: “But it never did.”

A PS5 will soon cost nearly as much as a PS5 Pro did when that launched. What a world. Anything more than $500 for a dedicated games console feels insane to me. Not sure why my brain fixates on that as the threshold, but it does.

Still not over finding out that the reason one of my favorite twitch streamers stopped streaming there was to go shill crypto on some other blockchain(?) streaming service(??) instead. 🫠

Alright @sentimentbot.bsky.social - hit me with some knowledge! 🫣

Without a doubt, the best moment of my day now is when my kiddo gets home from daycare, runs down the hall to my home office, peeks around the corner, and flashes me the biggest grin 🥹

Last summer we hired a company to install a new French drain and sump pump in our basement, to deal with annual spring flooding. It worked great this year! Except the sump hasn’t shut off for two weeks. It’s just been running continuously. It’s not supposed to do that.

It feels a little insane to be running a dehumidifier in the basement at the same time as a humidifier in the nursery, but this is where life has taken me

It’s spring now stop snowing thank yoooooooou

Why does going to bed early feel like giving up? I want my fancy special playtime. I worked hard 😔

*gazing lovingly at my bagel* Let’s get that bread

Surely there’s no possible downside or backlash! 🙃

I barely have the time or energy to lead my one life. So for whatever it’s worth, you can be assured whatever I post is as honest as I know how to make it 🤷‍♂️

Bro

Finally taking steps to reclaim my downstairs gaming space (which had very easily become spillover storage space). More to do, but it’s coming along!

I think… I think I’m going to play a video game

I don’t think it’s for me, but I’m happy for the people that are vibing with it!

Where I am when I’m not on Bluesky