Firefly: And now, members of the cabinet, we'll take up old business. Member: I wish to discuss the tariff. Firefly: Sit down, that's new business. No old business? Very well… we'll take up new business. Member: Now, about that tariff… Firefly: Too late, that's old business already. Sit down.

When it gets right down to it, I just love video games, man

"I asked Grok, and..." Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.

Ahead of the Analogue 3D launch, I picked up two more games that were criminally missing from my collection until now.

Really enjoying the new Hyrule Warriors a lot more than I expected to

Hey, so it’s kind of dumb how many counterfeit N64 games are floating around on eBay for like, really popular and high-selling games of which there are no real shortage anyway

If you see this, QTP with a sequel that really hits!

“New Epstein Files put the White House on defense” Honestly, it’s beyond incredible that there’s still a resident in the White House at this point

Perhaps the real Game Awards are the games we awarded along the way

Me: Alright, I can probably cool it with the spending for a little whi- eShop: HOW ABOUT SOME SALES???

Looking forward to the fifty-page dissertation about how the phrase “the dog that didn’t bark” actually means he’s innocent

Watched the first episode of Pluribus, and I’m very interested to see where this is going.

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate the cosmic level absurdity of Jeffrey Epstein using gmail

It is still extremely funny to me how the core premise of Squid Game is “wow, isn’t this horrific” and then Netflix is like “well… but what if we”

She Super Mario on my Galaxy til I Movie

I really need to catch up on the IDW Sonic comics, because from what I’ve read, they’re sorta what I always wished the Archie comics would be

Had a dream that I got a piece of mail addressed to Mario Bumble Jumble Mumble Please, Mario was my father, and a great American. If these walls could mumble…

I’m… an incomprehensible amount of tired. So why am I still awake…?

Images you can hear:

Persona 3 Reload Hyrule Warriors Honkai Star Rail Help how do I play three games all at once

Now that I’ve had a chance to dig into it a little bit - I’m a little disappointed in the Persona 3 Reload Switch 2 port. Lots of framerate issues just running around the school in the first couple hours. Wish I’d played the demo a *little* further to notice them sooner :/

It’s great to see the higher profile wins across the country, but closer to home, we finally ousted the most insufferable loudmouth bully alderman from the board, and that feels pretty good too

Family: “What would you like for Christmas? ☺️” Me: “Glad you asked! Here’s my regularly maintained wishlist of games and gadgets I’ve had my eye on” Family: “How about clothes? ☺️”

Waiting for Thursday got me like

With all due respect (which is none): rest in piss “Don’t speak ill of the dead!” Here’s a counterpoint: Live a life worthy of respect.

Look, I’m glad they’re continuing to release at a good cadence. All I’m saying is that I’d love it if the ModRetro game releases didn’t keep throwing my monthly budgeting for games into chaos 😅

Well, I thought I was reasonably close to the end of Z-A but man, they really back-loaded a bunch of the storytelling

Maturing is admitting to myself that I actually really like Baby Ruths

Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!

Nintendo: Y'know what half-decade-old game would really benefit from mouse controls? Me: Mario Maker Nintendo: Kill that guy

20 years later, this might still be my favorite album of all time

… alright fine, guess I’ll finally transfer my New Horizons island off my old system…

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers. Introducing: Harry the Handsome Executive! With a top-down view, you completed missions by pressing the space bar to kick, scooting yourself backward around the office in your wheeled office chair.

One kinda uniquely Bluesky experience is looking up someone you know from somewhere else, and seeing that they made an account, posted once 14 months ago, and that’s it

Change one letter. Ruin a candy. Milk Dads

Testing out CrossOver and uhhh holy crap why didn’t I try this sooner

1. Being chased through a maze 2. Being chased in the dark/limited field of view 3. Ambient sound effects with headphones on that are Too Good (knocking, breathing) 4. Forced to move toward obvious trap/jumpscare-in-waiting 5. It Moves When You Look Away Yes Including Blinking

LRT: As a kid I got annoyed when shows did slow or melancholy moments like this. But I think part of me was also taking it in anyway, and the message landed in the end: it’s okay to have quiet, reflective moments. It’s okay to feel a little sad sometimes. It’s okay.

Speaking of the late, great Muppet performer Jerry Nelson, his performance here always floors me. And, again, these moments of genuine emotion were a regular feature of THE MUPPET SHOW. It wasn’t all wacky. It wasn’t all chaos. And that matters. Profoundly. That's why it still resonates.

I’m now old enough that games which came out when I was already a working professional are part of a preservation program Neat 👴

So… I’m about on pace to finish Z-A right before Age of Imprisonment comes out. Am I ever going to get to finish Persona 3 or Sky 1st Chapter? 🥲

Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

And thus begins “snuggle up under a warm blanket” season. All relaxation activities will now involve a warm blanket. Thank your for your attention to this matter

Somehow, Monday returned. Stay strong out there, friends. You got this.

Pokemon Z-A really wants me to be using rock and poison types in these battle zones and I’m sorry, my old brain can only hold just so many type matchups

Not my home, but I know my way around

Yes hello I would like to play some video games now please

Cannot begin to tell you how many little puddles of water I’ve come across, in various parts of my house, with no readily discernible source.