Oh so they're *absolutely* now going to begin fining people who show up to the airport in sweatpants.

Reminded of the years on the north side of Youngstown, Ohio, back in the late 80s/early 90s when there was graffiti tagged around the neighborhood featuring a trident & the quote "My promise remains unbroken"... like the Devil lived in Youngstown and has some semblance of a plan. Callin' bullshit.

The world is controlled by evil gangsters.

Must be new Star Trek material out there - the white boys are angry!

I knew the Steelers were gonna lose as soon as I saw they were winning.

baby let's cruise away from here

I can't believe they put a Mr. Ed joke in Star Trek.

I muted the word "caturday" and the whole internet disappeared.

if this douchebag piece of shit motherfucker tries to tell me i can't board a plane without a jacket and tie i'd rather fucking walk.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

He's not talking to us, he's talking to them: "Protect me and give me money or I will send my government goons after you and your investments."

The sky is slightly pink and that's about the extent of it in SW Portland. My first visible aurora is a bit of a fizzle.

Bots out in force today. Time to mute whole phrases again. 😒

Dude I would've noticed something right away but as soon as he spoke I'd know IMMEDIATELY that it's just Gul Dukat cosplaying as a Bajoran, clearly up to no good. That's some Clark Kent with the glasses and the hat bullshit right there.

Dick Cheney was the first political figure I actively hated. It developed naturally, in real-time, to his actions and words as VP. I wasn't told to hate him, or taught to hate him. He was just that awful that I spawned it all on my own. Stay dead, motherfucker.

I miss when A.I. was just bizarre fever dream emulators that rendered everything poorly and weren't actually running entire branches of American government and replacing doctors, teachers, lawyers, and generals.

Watched the 1979 version of "Dracula" with Frank Langella tonight. Decidedly 1979.

lol who tf just played "straight outta compton" on the jukebox? this is portland - the whitest city on the west coast. #barlife

Every year, people are outraged at the "word of the year", and every year, they forget the previous year's word. There is so much more to be angry about in the world than this stupid slang phrase that'll be forgotten in six months and show up again in 20 years when nostalgia brings it back.

Found some big-ass mushrooms today.

Change one letter, ruin a candy: Shittles

I walk in and the first song that plays is Joe Walsh's "In the City". #barlife

51% of all internet traffic is bots, you say?

Everybody's *really mad* at that guy who said only conservative men truly love Star Trek. I mean, he's just fucking wrong but he knows that as much as we do. He got exactly what he wanted: he made people mad and he drew attention to his attempt to get Paramount to make Trek for white men only.

This is how my dreams play out, minus all the shooting and war stuff. I don't dream about that, but I do inexplicably transition between disparate settings and scenarios. AI games are going to be amazing (after half a joint and a bottle of red wine).

The whole "Nazi Bar" story is playing out in real-time in Maine and of course liberals are falling right into it like a fucking pitcher plant. IF A GUY HAS A NAZI TATTOO HE'S A NAZI. NOBODY ACCIDENTALLY GETS A NAZI TATTOO. DON'T LET NAZIS INTO YOUR BAR.

I'm only one person, but today I was one in a crowd of fifty thousand.

my god i'm turning into dale gribble.

Keep falling down, Mitch. All the way, dude. You've earned it.

brb gonna take a quick 30,000 mile spin around the block this'll be funny

"The 37's" is the most busted-ass, plot hole-ridden mess of nearly all of Star Trek Voyager episodes and yet it's still one of my favorites. How the fk did they not see the conspicuously nameless "cities" from orbit? Why did they not give them names in the script? Why did they all choose to stay?

man i love blocking people.

LOL there is no fucking way I'm *SIGNING UP* for a protest.

Watching "Space Sweepers" for like the 4th time and always reminded how on track we are to get to this fucked up notion of a future.

ask me about the time i saw ball lightning.

Every single one of these that I find in my possession is getting hammered flat and used for welding practice.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

The pizza on Epstein Island must have been utterly delectable.

Has anyone thought to check in on Fort Knox to make sure the gold is still there?

Our downstairs neighbor burns nice-smelling incense. She burns a lot of it, so with the window open, it fills our place up with nice-smelling smells. She sets off her smoke detectors about 30% of the time.

They're coming for all of us eventually, better to be prepared.

lol suddenly everybody loves cory booker again because he acted tough. whatever. fucking useless theater.

I don't really get out and do much social stuff these days, let alone catch a wrestling show. I forgot how much I missed hanging around a bunch of weirdos and crazy folks who are also awesome and friendly. Might have to do it again someday. #DOA17

"Who?"

Nice to see Star Trek continuing the tradition of fuckass old age makeup making the actors look like they're wearing a silly putty diaper on their faces.

Ooh I just got caught up on Trump's face today. Dude's getting dragged to hell one piece at a time.

Nobody cries about how "violence isn't the answer" when cops murder black people or when nations commit genocide or when right wingers murder immigrants or gay people or kindergartners or democrats. Only when an unknown rando shoots a right wing fascist does everyone suddenly abhor violence.

I liked the most recent Strange New Worlds, but not as much as it seems other people did. I *really* didn't care for the ending, & we've seen the premise too many times for me to get into it. Ortegas is awesome, though. More Ortegas for sure. I love good character development in Star Trek.

We can post our own gifs now? This one is actually my own, just playing around with animating my dog running on the beach. Let's see if it works...

I've come to the realization that Eric Stoltz should've played Marty McFly, which would've prevented all of this from happening.