Fridge-source heat pump

I can stop buying new Lamps any time I want

My soft drinks too Aspartame, my short form videos too Sora

God I hate the sugar tax so much, every drink I like has swapped out real sugar for a sweetener that hastes like battery acid. Let me pay the extra tax for real sugar dammit!

Fully expected this podcast advert of someone writing a Best Man wedding speech was going to end with "why not write it with AI". Pleasantly surprised the solution was "why not write it on the train, writing is better on trains"

Oh cool, an Apple TV sci-fi show that has an interesting premise and high production values. I sure hope it doesn't turn out to be really boring and go nowhere.

Another day at my new job, putting pine cones and thistles on chairs in historic houses

Buying the Swaffham wind turbine and converting the viewing platform into an Airbnb

0 days since last trip to Screwfix

Please, I'm begging websites to let me login using my password, instead of waiting for a code to be emailed to me

Another great day at my job: inventing new, worse form factors for Dyson hand dryers

I think it all went downhill from when the "No" buttons got replaced by "Maybe Later" buttons

It's one email Michael, how much water could it possibly consume, 10 litres?

me: googling "British Transport Police phone number" in a hurry Google: ✨ "The British Transport Police (BTP) is a specialized national police force responsible for policing the railway network in England, Wales, and Scotland. This includes over 10,000 miles of..."✨ BTP website: it's 999 dumbass

That Robbie Williams Planet of the Apes biopic, unironically the best film I've watched so far this year

"Private equity owned YouTuber" and other unexpected phrases

What is going on with the web design for the new Jeremy Corbyn political party, like this is the frontend source code

Sainsburys meal deal increasing by 45p means the Bank of England MPC definitely won't reduce interest rates at the next meeting

Finally watching Oppenheimer and my god this is so boooooring

CW: this Netflix series contains scenes of Tony Blair from the start, which some viewers may find distressing

My fav thing about Stanstead is the "remove laptop and liquids from bag" sign next to the "keep laptop and liquids in bag" sign

Shout out to the worst map clustering UI in the world

I am going to invent a revolutionary new device (iPhone that can take photos through a window without the focus going weird)

As a user, I want to be emailed 'an update from our CEO', so that I can read an update from a random CEO.

Fine fine I'll binge watch all the films about the 2008 financial crisis again

Vibes Accountancy

£200 return transatlantic flights are so 2008 recession core

Not the Museum of the Home doing a recreation of a 2000s London flat share 💀

No Remixes Allowed version of Spotify release radar

Legally Blonde & The Social Network early 2000s Harvard double bill

Would it help get HS2 funded and finished if it ran a motorail service? It's just a long fancy Lower Thames Crossing

What was that "I shouldn't have to hear so much about America on the internet" thinkpiece from a few years ago?

Winding down your posts can be done with cyd.social @cyd.social made by @micahflee.com “Cyd is a desktop app for macOS, Windows, and Linux that can help you save and delete your data from X”

The 'sideshow bob stepping on every rake' approach to building infrastructure that Britain excels at

Hi is there a way to make Microsoft Teams look like MSN Messenger

Glassdoor (Does This Hotel Room Bathroom Have One Edition)

Tripadvisor, but it only lists if a hotel has a glass bathroom door or not

Letterboxd film diary button for "I saw some of it but fell asleep"

Running in the general election with one manifesto commitment: 1) railway bridges should not drip water down the back of my neck