A bit of green slime for st patricks day #gunge #slime #wam #sploshing

Happy pi(e) day! #pieface #wam #sploshing #gunge #slime #pieday #pie

And one final pie to finish off #gunge #wam #kink #fetish #pies #slime #sploshing

Part 2 😜 #gunge #wam #kink #fetish #pies #slime #sploshing

Part 1 of yesterdays antics #wam #gunge #slime #kink #gay #sploshing #pies #socks

slime coloured Nike boxers are on today which can only mean one thing 😈 its been too long since the last time #gunge #wam #kink #fetish #gay #slime #pies

The Aussiebum rugby shorts did well holding one can of whipped cream in… not so much with the second one… #wam #sploshing #gunge #kink #gay #messy

Don’t come over if you don’t leave me like this #gunge #wam #gay #messy #sploshing #slime

Might have to go see Evita 🥵

National foot fetish day? Got that covered 😈 #sploshing #footfetish #kink #gunge #foodfetish #gay #feet

What’s a cake without custard? #wam #wetandmessy #kink #gunge #ass #fetish #food #gay #sploshing #cake

Mind if I take this chair? #wam #wetandmessy #kink #gunge #ass #fetish #food #gay #sploshing

Naughty pup 🐶 #pup #piss #pissplay #pupplay #gay #kink #watersports

SPLAT! #wam #pieface #gunge #slime #footballkit #sports #fetish #kink #sploshing

Well you told me to gunge the singlet and a sub never says no… #messy #wam #gunge #sub

Singlet Saturday! Now to gunge it or not? 🤔

Had some messy fun over the weekend #gunge #pies #wam #sports #kit

To celebrate hitting 100 followers (thank you 🥺), here’s a video of yesterday’s pieing #PiDay #messy #wam #pieface

Happy pie day!

Getting red-dy for a night out and somewhat living my “boyband magazine cover” fantasy of being caught with my trousers down.

Throwback to summer when I got punished for not being a good wimbledon ball boy

Normalise showering in your pants

Wish Aussiebum would bring back their Lionheart designs, could do with some new pairs!

Let’s start off tame. I’ve always been very self-conscious of my body but have recently embraced the fact that, due to being an aging homosexual that can’t be bothered with the gym, it’s only going to go downhill from here 😅