Chuck Schumer is a spineless twatwaffle. Shame on him and shame on the Dems.

Do. Not. Cross. Picket. Lines.

Do not cross picket line. Full stop.

“Tell me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm without telling me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm.” 🙄

“*NOT* the ultra conditioning one.”

Fuck AI. And fuck the assholes who think anyone would want to see this, much less his poor daughter.

Now image the outcry if Obama had said that about the GOP?

And if there isn’t a doorbell, for the love of pity, knock. It’s really not hard.

Better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. 🙄

No one. Literally no one wanted this.

<insert King of the Hill gif here> “Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.” Just when I think I can’t be any more embarrassed, 🍊💩 gives another “speech.” And calling it a speech is a gift. Embarrassed to be an American.

The right can fuck off into the sun. After all the screaming about First Amendment rights after 🍊💩 got booted off then Twitter (which was NOT a 1A issue), this was was an ACTUAL First Amendment issue. So, well, just fuck off.

Meanwhile, in the U.S., we continue to lay people off because “AI can do that,” causing more unemployed people that we’re just going to ignore and hope the go away, while breaking up homeless encampments to have them pop back up a mile away. 🙄

JFC we are living in the worst timeline.

Attention: @housepig.bsky.social : I feel this relates to… “Thaw my head for the tricentennial” by “I’m a nice guy, but I’m not above blackmail.”

Tired of winning yet?

Dear Gen Z in America: Get to work. Hugs, Gen X

Doctors I trust more than RFK jr

Damn kids. Get off my lawn. I’m in this picture and I don’t like it. 🤣

Now?! Now can we be done with AI?! 🙄

So tired of the press playing the Emperor’s New Clothes and acting like he isn’t a lying sack of 💩.

These are the same fuckwits who are sending coding jobs to India and China. So, respectfully, fuck those assholes.

<pinches nose bridge> That’s not how you fix the problem, you idiots.

The current GOP is doing more to divide and destroy this country than the Confederacy ever did.

Funny how it’s all about government over reach and letting the states decide until it’s not.

Look. The death penalty is wrong on a lot of levels. But finding ways to prolong the suffering while you execute them?! What the fuck is wrong with people?!

I mean, I currently fail to see how much worse it could be.

I need to rethink my opinion on Nebraska and the state senators from Nebraska. *THIS* is the proper attitude toward ICE. Kudos to Sen. @meganhunt.bsky.social

To the spineless twat-waffles at CNN: You misspelled “Threatens to violate the Constitution (again) to target people politically opposed to him” again. You fucking assholes.

With all the self-awareness of a dog licking its own a$$hole. 🙄

So… much… stupid… 🙄

Yes. This. <sobs quietly in a corner>

An EXCELLENT thread about the National Guard being deployed in California.

“Nick Clegg makes solid argument as to why AI needs to die.” Seriously. If your argument is you need to steal other people’s work so your industry can survive, it’s a shit argument.

The media in this country are guilty of enabling Trump’s worst behavior. JFC. Call out his bullshit and his lies.

Okay, @davedraeger.bsky.social , it’s driving me crazy - what was the Crowded House track on one of the semi-recent (last 10 years) version of Dave’s Faves?

Seriously. The current president is being bribed, is trying to destroy democracy to make a buck, and this is what bothers you?! I mean, I hope Biden beats this, but FFS, I think we should focus on some other shit. 🖕🏻🙄🖕🏻 Fucking assholes.

In other words, even 🍊💩 knows that the tariffs are raising prices for Americans. And he wants his enemies to absorb the hit. Hey MAGA - how are those tariffs working now, you utter numpties?!

And you were complicit with it for four years. So, and I mean this with love in my cold, dead heart, shut your pie-hole you miserable enabling fuck-wit.

I mean, he’s no longer President and, honestly, even not at 100% mentally, he’s *STILL* better than the 🍊💩. So yeah. Who fuckin’ cares?!

I have talked to my cat about barfing on the rug and I suspect have had the same impact the 🍊💩 will have on Russia and the Ukraine.

That would be nice.

Oh the irony….

In other words, this is a bribe. <sigh>

While I love having a camera in my pocket at all times, this is some next level and amazing stuff. *THIS* is why folks like Ansel Adams used large format negatives. They make *OUTSTANDING* photographs.

When is a bribe not a bribe?

I mean, shit. Who *COULDN’T* use having 1000 people give them $1000?! Sign me up, too!!

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll.

JFC.

THIS is an appropriate response.