Every accusation a confession. Disband ICE now.

It’s all about the grift.

Mike Johnson doesn’t want to obey the Constitution. 🤬🤬🤬 And yet somehow, the GOP is seen as the party of law & order. 🤬🤬🤬

Thinking it may be time to re-watch Schitt’s Creek. For like the third or fourth time. I don’t know if it was her best work, or even what I will most remember her for. But Ms. O’Hara was wonderful, and the world is colder and darker for her absence. Goodbye, Ms. O’Hara. Godspeed.

😢 As sad as I am, I feel the deepest sorrow and sadness for Mr. Culkin. His has not been the easiest life, and Ms. O’Hara made it better.

Fucking Chuck Schumer is a useless excuse for a Democrat, a U.S. Senator, and a human being. He needs to resign.

Good. Know that we hate you with the heat and passion of a thousand suns. Know that you will be held accountable for your crimes.

Ms. Noem should, indeed, resign. But honestly, we should be trying her for war crimes and crimes against humanity.

I mean, Spain is not wrong.

The man in this photo is the owner of DreamHaven Books in Minneapolis. Stop in and show some love. I did and I feel better for it. 💛 ✊🏻

Never thought I’d live to see the day my local paper had to educate folks on the kinds of tear gas being used on us. This is the shittiest of shitty realities.

This is what a good and decent leader looks like. While I would have missed having him as governor, he’d have made a hell of a good VP.

Yep.

<sips tea> <points>

Minnesota CEO’s should seek professional medical help so they can find their spine. De-escalate?! Mother-fuckers. Tell that shit to ICE.

Yep. 🤬

Fuck you, you gutless worm. You have the power to stop this and have done, and continue to do, fucking nothing. Resign you worthless pile of shit. Let someone lead the Dems who is willing to stand up for the people of this nation. Coward.

<points angrily> As always with the MAGA crowd, it’s okay for them, but no one else.

They know what they did was wrong. You can see it as they scatter away from the human they likely murdered. You can hear it in their heads: Oh shit. We fucked up. How are we going to cover this up. How is this not my fault.

No words.

It’s almost like we all knew that AI was horrible from the start, but corporations didn’t care… 🙄

This. Let’s make this the new Minnesota goodbye. “So good to see you- Let’s do this again soon - Fuck ICE.”

<shakes head> <screams> Pandemic, George Floyd, and now ICE. These kids are learning way too much way too fast. Good news is they seem to have this shit sorted.

Hell - given the shitshow of our world, there are days I think about starting smoking just so it will take years off my life. This is excellent writing.

Hakeem Jeffries is a damned coward and, along with Chuck “sternly worded letter” Schumer, needs to fuckin’ leave office.

We all matter or none of us matter. When a disaster hits, you don’t ask who they voted for, you fucking help. It’s called basic human decency and empathy.

Given the complete incompetence of this administration, this would be pretty on brand for them. 🙄

“Antarctica is just a Beer Cave in Minnesota” Given the temps in MN lately, can confirm.

Thread. Depressing, to be sure, but excellent all the same.

“…the U.S. government HAS ABDICATED its historic role…” Fixed that for you.

Fucking this. If you hurt children, there is no Hell hot enough. Full. Fucking. Stop.

I fear Mr. Lonsdale would be aghast to learn who is being executed to protect the most vulnerable…

I try hard not to, but… Schadenfreude.

<points angrily> Seriously. It’s not even that hard.

All of this. 💛

<sips tea> <points> I give zero fucks which party they are with. Burn every last fucking one of them to the ground, regardless of party, and then salt the earth so nothing grows again.

If your business model is, “The only way we can keep doing business is on the back of stolen property,” perhaps it’s time to rethink shit. You miserable fucking assholes. Fuck AI. And fuck you if you’re using it.

Chuck Schumer is a spineless twatwaffle. Shame on him and shame on the Dems.

Do. Not. Cross. Picket. Lines.

Do not cross picket line. Full stop.

“Tell me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm without telling me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm.” 🙄

“*NOT* the ultra conditioning one.”

Fuck AI. And fuck the assholes who think anyone would want to see this, much less his poor daughter.

Now image the outcry if Obama had said that about the GOP?

And if there isn’t a doorbell, for the love of pity, knock. It’s really not hard.

Better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. 🙄

No one. Literally no one wanted this.

<insert King of the Hill gif here> “Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.” Just when I think I can’t be any more embarrassed, 🍊💩 gives another “speech.” And calling it a speech is a gift. Embarrassed to be an American.

The right can fuck off into the sun. After all the screaming about First Amendment rights after 🍊💩 got booted off then Twitter (which was NOT a 1A issue), this was was an ACTUAL First Amendment issue. So, well, just fuck off.