And now the Nobel Peace Prize is just as vaunted as the FIFA Peace Prize.

The text on the 30 km/h sign has turned to moss.

@jplarocque.bsky.social Look! It's in Fangoria! Crisis averted!

@iamriggsy.bsky.social I think you need one of these.

The things you learn when you're researching a script:

Are we at that stage of this Dystopia yet where I can resort to cannibalism? Because I am peckish.

I don't know about anyone else, but the Outer Limits' episode "The Architects Of Fear" is playing on repeat in my brain these days.

I smell a Perfect Strangers reboot...

When your pooch finally realizes your office couch is just as comfy.

With the world in a state of turmoil we haven't experienced in decades, I think there's one thing that we -- as a planet -- can all agree on: The Hayley Mills movie THE PARENT TRAP still slaps.

This is the greatest example of how robots will treat humanity that I have ever seen.

Happy Christmas from Maxwell and his silver hammer.

Happy Nakatomi Tower Liberation Day, to those who celebrate it.

Here's my top ten list of movies I can't quite recall seeing or not - 2025 edition: 10) that sequel everyone was talking about. 9) The one that had the guy from the TV show. 8) That other one with the other guy from the same show.

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting. 1) Those cats were fast lightning? 2) Those kids were fast as lightning? 3) Those kicks were fast as lightning?

The first draft of How The Grinch Stole Christmas starts with an extended prelude detailing how a hard winter the previous Christmas compelled the Whovillians to murder and eat the Grinch's entire family. Kind of puts it all into perspective, doesn't it?

Peak "dad" meal: liver sausage and onion sandwich (open faced) enjoyed with clamato juice spiked with extra tabasco.

You know, when you stop to think about WHY the Grinch stole Christmas -- because he hated the Whovillians for their over-commercialization of the season -- you have to admit that he was onto something.

I don't care what the British think... Fractions are NOT whimsical. Fight me.

Poilievre should cross the floor next. No one would see that coming.

Happy holidays, everyone! youtu.be/pfytm3LKeko?...

Achievement unlocked: staycation bouquet

The Fifa Peace Prize trophy looks like a zombie movie poster.

Finally, someone has the balls to take on Nobel and their monopoly on "Big Peace."

Congratulations, Netflix. Release Batgirl.

I'm not saying this is the best Onion article of all time, but this one always makes me laugh. Death Star Kids Are Special! theonion.com/death-star-t...

I am Astar, a robot. youtu.be/Km4f-eRE4Kc?...

You ever been to sea, Billy? youtu.be/__QmUvZCNaI?...

It was Jean Pierre Baptiste.

You know what I think we should do? youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q?...

Anyone watching the airports to see who tries to make a run for it?

Kevin O'Leary's in a movie?! Oh, boy! I can't wait to never see it!

If you haven't eaten a Montreal smoked meat croissant from beaucoup bakery, then honestly, you sicken me.

Look, guys, I'm not saying that the conqueror challenges new Scooby Doo medal is exactly what I need right now, but I can confirm that it's exactly what I don't not need right now. www.theconqueror.events/thesnowbeast...

You know what you guys need? You need 18+ minutes of Arya Stark killing folks. Don't say I never give you anything. youtu.be/8DJKZHxXnH8?...

That temporary fence should keep the demons in. www.bbc.com/news/article...

This. That's what I'm talking about. Let that sink in.

Is it just me or is the Amazon video app on Apple TV an unrelenting piece of poop?

I hear Prince William plans to celebrate bonfire night this year by hunting Andrew Mountbatten Windsor for sport on the grounds of Sandringham with his wife and kids. It's so nice how they make time for family.